TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Put a poun' in the juker. Link to comment
minijc Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "Fit you looking at you c**t" Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 get your cock oot and I'll give you a nosh right here. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Pint of lager and a packet of Bacon Fries please. Link to comment
Dubai-Dandy Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Fa's got i charlie? Link to comment
Pash Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "Who the f**k put Depeche Mode on the jukebox?" Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Oh, and gee's a bag o' Scumpi fries inna. Link to comment
stef Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Shut yer trap ye cow the ferkin fiftba's on Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Stop bein' a dick Bluto. Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Was told a story once, think it was by my brother, about some guy who was in Filthy McNasty's, he walked out of the toilets, naked with his clothes in a neat folded pile in his arms, went up to the bar and said "That hand drier is a bit strong you might want to get it sorted" He got chucked oot. Dunno if it's some urban myth though. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 It's alright, he willnae bite. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Dry roasted please Link to comment
granite sheep Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 When I'm in the Monkey House for the fitba (usually Liverpool games), more often than not there's a mad old Scouser by the name of Vinnie. Some o the crazed stuff that comes out of his mouth is something else. Link to comment
OddJob Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Was told a story once, think it was by my brother, about some guy who was in Filthy McNasty's, he walked out of the toilets, naked with his clothes in a neat folded pile in his arms, went up to the bar and said "That hand drier is a bit strong you might want to get it sorted" He got chucked oot. Dunno if it's some urban myth though.Even if it is a myth that's an absolute belter Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 When I'm in the Monkey House for the fitba (usually Liverpool games), more often than not there's a mad old Scouser by the name of Vinnie. Some o the crazed stuff that comes out of his mouth is something else. Ha ha Vinnie. His brain's fried. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Hmmm, cheese and ham please Link to comment
stef Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 There's always smokin' b*stards blockin' the door Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 You can't leave that lying there. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Got a set o' darts? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 Here's a cloth, wipe it yourself. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 Get the f**k out Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 "It's alright, there's an ambulance coming" Said to an 18 year old Slim by some Milf and her mate after Slim had just puked all over a table in that pub on Union street across from the book shop and Soul Bar (you have to go up some stairs from the street, think it was a sport bar??). I legged it and went to McDonalds. Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 the other record shop, then the nile, then stadia, now abercrombie. have I forget any ? Link to comment
OddJob Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 the other record shop, then the nile, then stadia, now abercrombie. have I forget any ?No i think that's all its names there. Still a shithole though. Link to comment
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