stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I thought this was going to be yet another thread about fanny'sand it turns out it is, just not what I thoughtI didn't read the title correct Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 best I can do is "the guy is seriosly DUCKED Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I have met The Colonel, he shook my hand but looked at me as if I was sh*te on his shoe but then some lads on here would understand that part of him Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I have met The Colonel, he shook my hand but looked at me as if I was sh*te on his shoe but then some lads on here would understand that part of him so where did you meet him then bony loon ? Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 so where did you meet him then bony loon ? I'm nae a loon, I'm a girl and I met him on a gas platform offshore Libya.He came onboard to "open the valve" Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'm nae a loon, I'm a girl and I met him on a gas platform offshore Libya.He came onboard to "open the valve" My first wife dated his brother Mustaphi, whilst she was working in London as an au pair for a Jewish family. True story. Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 My first wife dated his brother Mustaphi, whilst she was working in London as an au pair for a Jewish family. True story. Quality! she must have stories Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I'm nae a loon, I'm a girl and I met him on a gas platform offshore Libya.He came onboard to "open the valve" humble apologies...please do go on.... Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 humble apologies...please do go on.... Nae worries Hughmungus.I used to work for AGIP (ENI) in HR and made a visit to the Sabratha (ENIGAS) platform to co-incide with the ceremonial opening of the valve for "first gas". He shook my hand but looked at me in disgust. I guess it was because II was a woman. He made a comment in Arabic and everyone laughed, clearly at my expense. I just chuckled because my day rate was worth it. He has quite a presence about him it has to be said Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 C'mon Steph.....I've whored m'self out for you for long enough... Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 C'mon Steph.....I've whored m'self out for you for long enough... timing is of the essence...I'm laughing out loud...and ...I'm also sorry Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 C'mon Steph.....I've whored m'self out for you for long enough... The reason I call myself Stef with an F and not Steph with a PH is because the Italians call HSH Princess Stephanie de Monaco "Princess Stefania" I was Princess Stef before but had to drop the princess bit but Stef means Stefania, much nicer IMHO Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 timing is of the essence...I'm laughing out loud...and ...I'm also sorry Am I missing something?Are you poking fun at me?Are you taking advantage because I'm drunk? Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Quality! she must have stories Aye, she's a strict catholic, her brother is a priest in the marines, working for a Jewish family and ends up going out with that fella. She had no idea who he was until she got back to his flat and saw the family photies on the walls. Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 The reason I call myself Stef with an F and not Steph with a PH is because the Italians call HSH Princess Stephanie de Monaco "Princess Stefania" I was Princess Stef before but had to drop the princess bit but Stef means Stefania, much nicer IMHO bit of a luddite me...I loved that steph....f**k knows what or who you are....but...as long as we are not in north africa and the middle east we can enjoy this....shame on us lucky buggers Link to comment
stef Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 bit of a luddite me...I loved that steph....f**k knows what or who you are....but...as long as we are not in north africa and the middle east we can enjoy this....shame on us lucky buggers That is correct, If I were still there I could not / would not have mentioned it. Me? I am a woman and a dandy. I live abroad but love AFC and Aberdeen city. I do like to flirt with you lads because I am on my own since separating from my EX, also an Aberdeen supporter Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Aye, she's a strict catholic, her brother is a priest in the marines, working for a Jewish family and ends up going out with that fella. She had no idea who he was until she got back to his flat and saw the family photies on the walls. Off topic a little bit..... but are you like (ahem) slim shady) Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 ??? I've seen a username called Slim shady on here, tisn't me. My real name starts with G if you reckon you know me though chief. Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 ??? I've seen a username called Slim shady on here, tisn't me. My real name starts with G if you reckon you know me though chief. gordon.....gary....greame...george..Giles..Ghengis (khan) Link to comment
Slimfella Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Nailed all my middle names too Link to comment
HughMungus Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Am I missing something?Are you poking fun at me?Are you taking advantage because I'm drunk? no Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Why is this all kicking off, I've not really kept up to date with the news, so anyone shed some light on what this is all about? Gaddafi said his dad could take some other boys dad in a fight, so the boy got his mates to start on him, and he ran away. Nae watch the news much? Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted February 22, 2011 Admin Share Posted February 22, 2011 Quite simple roberto. It really started in Iran months ago with election fraud and the mass protests that followed, using social media like facebook and twitter to organise the protests. Then recently a man in a village in Tunisia set himself on fire in protest of what started out as economic grievances which then developed into protests about government corruption. The word got out via facebook and twitter and youtube using the same model learned from Iran. The protests intensified then neighbouring countries saw that their governments weren't immune to mass protests either. So it moved to Egypt then Yemen and now Libya. Link to comment
tup Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Apart from a few tools working offshore, who gives a f**k? It's a total desert. Gaddafi farts like f**k after a good meal. Link to comment
scarlet pimpernel Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Gaddafi said his dad could take some other boys dad in a fight, so the boy got his mates to start on him, and he ran away. Nae watch the news much? was it his son that played for perugia. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Quite simple roberto. It really started in Iran months ago with election fraud and the mass protests that followed, using social media like facebook and twitter to organise the protests. Then recently a man in a village in Tunisia set himself on fire in protest of what started out as economic grievances which then developed into protests about government corruption. The word got out via facebook and twitter and youtube using the same model learned from Iran. The protests intensified then neighbouring countries saw that their governments weren't immune to mass protests either. So it moved to Egypt then Yemen and now Libya. Source? My story sounds a bit more realistic, AND I heard it fae one of the boys who was there. Link to comment
tup Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 was it his son that played for perugia. Owned them I do believe, and picked himself, as obscenely rich megalomaniacs tend to do. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 was it his son that played for perugia. He played for Keith. Link to comment
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