Jump to content

I Went And Done It


Nespa

Recommended Posts


and asked the bird to marry me......................

 

 

.......................said yes

 

 

feels like 3 points

 

Ah, you've reached that point in your relationship where you're sick of blowjobs and experimental sex positions.

 

Well, I'm going to say congratulations anyway...

 

By the way, the kitchen tap needs fixing, the door needs pintid, the toilet needs scrubbed right roond the back of the bowl, the roof's leaking and you'll need to speak to the neighbours about their late night parties... this is the kind of cool stuff you'll be getting from her as a sweet, sweet replacement for the now defunct spontaneous hand-jobs and fingers poked up the arse at surprising moments.

 

Enjoy, enjoy, my man :checkit:

Link to comment

Ah, you've reached that point in your relationship where you're sick of blowjobs and experimental sex positions.

 

Well, I'm going to say congratulations anyway...

 

By the way, the kitchen tap needs fixing, the door needs pintid, the toilet needs scrubbed right roond the back of the bowl, the roof's leaking and you'll need to speak to the neighbours about their late night parties... this is the kind of cool stuff you'll be getting from her as a sweet, sweet replacement for the now defunct spontaneous hand-jobs and fingers poked up the arse at surprising moments.

 

Enjoy, enjoy, my man :checkit:

Too true. Thank Fook I got out while I am fairly young.

Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...