Iraq_Red Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 As per title, any ones you have heard that are good, bad or you apply to your life? The one I like and try to stick too is:- 'If you always do what you've always done, you always get what you've always got' Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 As per title, any ones you have heard that are good, bad or you apply to your life? The one I like and try to stick too is:- 'If you always do what you've always done, you always get what you've always got' Never do up your shoelaces in a revolving door. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 never buy tights for a mermaid. my dad swears by that Link to comment
Donmacca Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Everyones a c**t until they prove otherwise (don't live your life buy that one though) Link to comment
dervish Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. -Oscar Wilde Link to comment
stef Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Never befriend a man that picks up his dog and carries it Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Safe as f**k!!!!! Fanny like a wizards sleeve. Had to say this a LOT over the years Arsehole like a dragon's nostril ( after a Really hot curry, Mexican food etc.) Link to comment
Donmacca Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 She was wetter than an otter pocket!!! Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Says more about your small penis i'm afraid rather than the semi unconscious females you've persuaded to accept your thrust. Rohypnol dont you just love it. Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted May 15, 2011 Admin Share Posted May 15, 2011 She's as wide as the Clyde but twice as polluted. Link to comment
redtildead88 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Never know when you've been beaten, never know when you've won. Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 You can achieve more with a kind word... and a gun... than you can with a kind word. Link to comment
tup Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Never cast a cloot till Mey is oot. Link to comment
tup Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I'm hingin lek a pun o mince = I'm rough, I have a hangover. Link to comment
athenaeum Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Its a sair fecht for half a loaf Link to comment
Pash Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. Link to comment
Nelly Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Regret the things you do, not the things you don't do Link to comment
Nespa Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I can resist everything but temptation.. Link to comment
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