Can I Kick It?

[amancalledbuck]

 

I'd love to kick;

 

A fox

A geese

A nun

Jack Black

Students

[BillyStarkDivinHeeder]

Ricky Foster's face.

[InTaeEm]

Lafferty in the nuts....

 

 

 

...then face.

 

 

 

Then nuts again.

 

 

 

Then the same to Diouf.

[vanderark14]

Neil Lennon's yellow teeth

James Corden

Chris Moyles

Arsene Wenger

[360]

I have always wanted to step on a pigeons back. So that, and then I would kick it.

[stef]

Nigeria

[bonzodaddy73]

David Murrays crutches!

[buzz15afc]

lennon

lafferty

chris moyles

posh spice

jordan

that camp f**ker from pineapple studios

diouf

[Leightons_Missing_Teeth]

David Cameron

Neil Lennon

Kyle Lafferty

[Nespa]

David Cameron

Neil Lennon

Kyle Lafferty

 

Id watch saying that sort of sh1t! .....youll get woke up tomorrow morning with your doors getting kicked in off the boys in blue!

[TheG_L_A]

A Cat

A Badger

A Stoat

An Ostriches egg

A tramp in the face

A seagul

[The Boofon]

A Cat

A Badger

A Stoat

An Ostriches egg

A tramp in the face

A seagul

 

 

There is actually no such bird as a seagull. Seagulls are the name commonly given to various types of gull in the laridae family of birds that either live at sea or habitat around the sea and coastline.

 

You can still kick a tramp in the face though.

[Ke1t]

I would open a restaurant just for the chance of meeting Gordon Ramsey, giving me the perfect opportunity to kick him repeatedly in his stupid f**king face.

 

And I say this in my capacity as a confirmed pacifist.

[The Oxford Don]

I'd quite like to drop-kick a budgie. Tweet-tweet-tweet-THWACK, ya stupid feathery little c**t.

 

I'd also quite like to kick a panda. f**king stupid creatures, hate the way everyone harps on about them as some sort of totemic symbol of man's destruction of the environment, blah blah blah, when what we are actually talking about here is a bloody ridiculous looking vegetarian bear (FFS) which is utterly reliant on one very specific food source and can only live in one very specific type of terrain. By rights they should have Darwin'd themselves out of existence long ago but for the utterly demented efforts of animal right-ists who have perpetuated their sorry existence just to appease their own guilty liberal consciences.

 

So yeah, I am looking forward to the arrival of two of them at Edinburgh Zoo. I can just see the Daily Record headlines now: 'SICK DONS FAN IN PANDA KICK OUTRAGE; turn to pages 2-7 for exclusive interviews with Mike McCurry, Fernando Ricksen and Ian Durrant'.

[TheG_L_A]

I would open a restaurant just for the chance of meeting Gordon Ramsey, giving me the perfect opportunity to kick him repeatedly in his stupid f**king face.

 

And I say this in my capacity as a confirmed pacifist.

 

I would like to open a restaraunt where you can kick your supper to death before it is cooked.

 

On another note, i once watched somebody punch a chicken to death and set fire to a quail and feed a live quail to ferrets.

 

Evil man.

 

He's my mate.

[Ke1t]

I would like to open a restaraunt where you can kick your supper to death before it is cooked.

 

On another note, i once watched somebody punch a chicken to death and set fire to a quail and feed a live quail to ferrets.

 

Evil man.

 

He's my mate.

 

I hope you never find yourself trapped in the Andes and short of food while in your mate's company.

 

I'd also take it upon myself to relieve him of any matches, lighters and magnifying glasses.

 

Also, you might want to not go to sleep.

[TheG_L_A]

I hope you never find yourself trapped in the Andes and short of food while in your mate's company.

 

I'd also take it upon myself to relieve him of any matches, lighters and magnifying glasses.

 

Also, you might want to not go to sleep.

 

He's my monster.

 

I created him.

 

I did tell him to stop a couple of times, but he just wouldn't listen.

 

I think i need to give his ears a clean.

[vanderark14]

the guy who invented facebook

 

people who's lives depend on facebook

[tup]

In no particular order:

 

Graham Norton

Robbie Williams

Ally McCoist

Rod Wallace

Colin & Justin

Andrew Marr

Steven Pressley

Simon Cowell

Richard Hammond

John Smeaton

Zander Diamond

That c**t off the 118, 118 advert

The Dundee Utd chairman, hun lover

Alan Sugar

Ashley Cole

Rupert Murdoch

The c**t who does the voice off the meerkat thing, enrages me that sh*t

John Higgins

Colin Montgomerie

Frank Skinner

Lily Allen

The posh c**t out of Jamiroquai

Donald Findlay

Stan Collymore

Ronnie O'Sullivan

Ian Botham

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Paxman

Jeremy Vine

Jeremy Kyle

Any c**t called Jeremy

Louie Walsh

Ant & Dec

Sara Cox

Mad Dog Johnny Adair

Anthony Stokes' faither

The beast who ran the Bay City Rollers

Noel Edmonds

Anne Robinson

The boy who beefed Phoenixx's auntie

The whole of Cowdenbeath

Arsene Wenger

The hun binman who won the lottery

Glenn Hoddle

Jim White

Billy Connolly

Rod Stewart

Subo

Lorraine Kelly

The c**t off of moneysupermarket.com

Dale Winton

 

 

.........

[Leightons_Missing_Teeth]

Id watch saying that sort of sh1t! .....youll get woke up tomorrow morning with your doors getting kicked in off the boys in blue!

 

Ok, add the boys in blue to that list

[spamspamspam]

I want to kick this c**t in the sack

 

 

Destroyer of Scotland's economy MkII

 

I'd also like to finish this c**t off with a tit-kick

 

 

Destroyer of Scotland's economy MkI

[BrianFaePerth]