AberdeenHammersUnited Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The new Miss Rangers for the 2011/2012 season has just been announced after a season long competition!! Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The new Miss Rangers for the 2011/2012 season has just been announced after a season long competition!! Welcome to 2003! Link to comment
AberdeenHammersUnited Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Welcome to 2003! I know it's an old one, it was only meant as a bit of lighthearted fun for a Friday afternoon! But hey I forgot, we support Aberdeen we don't do "fun" anymore like we used to in the good old days! Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I know it's an old one, it was only meant as a bit of lighthearted fun for a Friday afternoon! But hey I forgot, we support Aberdeen we don't do "fun" anymore like we used to in the good old days! Would be funny if it was new............ Link to comment
AberdeenHammersUnited Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Would be funny if it was new............ fair enough, point taken. Note to self "only laugh at a joke once, despite how much it made you laugh or smile and do not watch re runs of classic comedy shows/sketches on sky" Link to comment
tup Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Still applies though, their supporters being every bit as cretinous (copyright The Scheme) now, even more so perhaps, as they were then. That picture tells a thousand stories. Unemployed? Hun. Penchant for fags and strong drink? Hun. Clueless yet opinionated? Hun. No teeth in your head to speak of? Hun. Given up on life? Hun. Neanderthal, inbred looks? Hun. Staggering conceit? Hun. Boss eyed? Hun. We are the people indeed Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 fair enough, point taken. Note to self "only laugh at a joke once, despite how much it made you laugh or smile and do not watch re runs of classic comedy shows/sketches on sky" that pic wasnt that funny to begin with.......... so apples with apples Link to comment
tup Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 And speaking of apples, in what sense do they differ from oranges? The answer is, of course, you don't get an apple b*stard Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 And speaking of apples, in what sense do they differ from oranges? The answer is, of course, you don't get an apple b*stard now thats funny Link to comment
Dynamo Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I know it's an old one, it was only meant as a bit of lighthearted fun for a Friday afternoon! But hey I forgot, we support Aberdeen we don't do "fun" anymore like we used to in the good old days! I was repulsed you posted that, only becuase when I looked at it I was eating my lunch at the time... gads min! Link to comment
tup Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Is it a mannie or a wifie? Millertime might be the man to ask. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 It's the cutie-pie pigtails with a touch of the down's that does it for me, that and the week old plates in the sink. I can almost taste the fumes.... Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Is it a mannie or a wifie? Millertime might be the man to ask. Its Millertime's maw/burd (delete as applicable) Link to comment
tup Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I'd like to see a breakdown of sales of Rangers 'taps' in terms of sizes. Guaranteed the XXL's are the biggest sellers. Reminds me of a joke: A weegie is in the court in Glasgow, up on an indictment, for battering someone. Under cross examination, the judge says to him 'Can you please explain to me young man why you visited this man at his home, and subsequently assaulted him?' The weegie says 'I went there for a tap' The judge says 'Ah, I see, a plumbing argument, some DIY disaster?' The court bursts into laughter, including the young weegie in the dock. The judge grows a touch irritable. One of the court officials motions to the judge the old thumb rubbing on fingers gesture, the universal signal for money. 'Ah, says the judge, I see what you mean, you went there for a loan of money? And you were refused, causing an argument to erupt which led to the assault?' Still smirking, the weegie in the dock says 'naw'. The judge, furious by this point, says abruptly 'WHAT KIND OF TAP ARE YOU ON ABOUT???' 'A Rangers tap' says the weegie. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 It isn't a real picture. Still quite accurate. It ain't real, though. Link to comment
tup Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 It isn't a real picture. Still quite accurate. It ain't real, though. There speaks the voice of authority. Don't worry min, we won't photoshop a moustache on to your mither again, sorry about that. Link to comment
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