Favourite Oil

[amancalledbuck]

Extra virgin olive oil.

 

mmmm mmmm mmmm

[Henry]

 

aye, she's a tasty dish.

[paddy]

North Sea

[Pash]

Cod liver.

[Terrorfex]

Brent Sweet Light Crude for me. Doesn't do my teeth any good though.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Does K-Y count as oil

[360]

Snaking oil

[phoenix]

Janice ' 'Oi'll give it foive' ' Nicholls

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZIyNrrROyo

[tup]

Crude f**king oil.

[Bebo]

Does K-Y count as oil

 

The whole point of K-Y is that it's not oil based.

 

Ask tup, he'll know all about it. :tup:

[CrazyBullSheep]

The whole point of K-Y is that it's not oil based.

Ask tup, he'll know all about it. :tup:

 

Did not know this, as I have never used it.

 

I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to lubricants you see.

 

A good old throaty gob aimed perfectly always does the trick for me.

 

Oh and Mr pisspipes, Asian bobby ???

 

Only if said Asian has a Cock like Sweet n Sour Chicken in Batter (Fat and round with very little length) From the Szchezuan Take away.

[BrianFaePerth]

Was thinking more along the lines of a single well fired piece of Shredded Chilli Beef.

 

My trouts like a burst balloon so i canna say f**k all can I?

 

 

If ye ken whit yer doing like me, lube isnae necessary as the burd is wetter than a fish's erse

[Ke1t]

Extra virgin olive oil.

 

mmmm mmmm mmmm

 

For doing what?

 

For stopping my car engine seizing, I'd go with motor oil.

 

For cooking Chinese food, peanut oil.... that sorts the men from the boys. Nane of this, "Ohhh, I've a peanut allergy" pish when it comes to Asian food... Eat it or starve, f**ker.... that's the Chinese motto.

 

For rubbing on a bird's tits, Baby oil.

 

For lubing up your arsehole to facilitate some bird's fingers.... probably chip fat. Now you might be surprised at that choice, and i'd understand any puzzlement, but I like the smell of chips mair than the smell of sh*te... plus I'd have already rubbed all the Baby Oil on her tits earlier, so you have to improvise. And there's aye chip fat.

[dj_bollocks]

of Olay... moisturise whilst you have a tommy tank....

[Nespa]

midnight oil

 

[muttonhumper]

Durex combined massage oil and lube.

 

The guarana een.

Lovely aroma that will disguise any sweaty or fishy divot fumes that may pit you aff yer nazzums.

 

Olive oil a close second.

North sea oil third.

[dervish]

I like the smell of chips mair than the smell of sh*te

 

 

 

 

My favorite is rape.

[spamspamspam]

cannaoil

[Henry]

This wife loves cooking oil.

 

Aye, for injecting into her face, obviously.

[Robbie Winters]

Hawaiian Tropic Oil, love the smell o that stuff

[paddy]

Rapeseed

[tommo1903]

Why do New Yorkers sleep under their cars?

 

To wake up oily.

[looksgoodinred]

coconut or baby oil

 

olive oil for cooking (and not injecting into my face. ewww. how weird is that to do to yourself?)

[spamspamspam]

coconut oil smells bonny on a stripper.

 

I found Olive Oil strangely attractive as a kid.

[looksgoodinred]

coconut oil smells bonny on a stripper.

 

I found Olive Oil strangely attractive as a kid.

 

does it not smell bonny on anyone? just in general?

[ollie1903]

I don't have a particular favourite but the wife loves oil of oly

 

[The Boofon]

coconut oil smells bonny on a stripper.

Way aye man it's Bounty.