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It's Friday, Friday

Gotta get down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Friday, Friday

Gettin' down on Friday

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)

Fun, fun, fun, fun

Lookin' forward to the weekend

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

We-we-we so excited

We so excited

We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after ... wards

I don't want this weekend to end.

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How many people with altzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb?


To get to the other side.



Alzheimers protest march:


What do we want?


f**k KNOWS!!


When do we want it?




"Knock knock."


"Who's there?"




"Dave who?"


Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.



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:tup: jokes


Whats the first symptom of AIDS...A sharp stabbing pain in the rectum.

How do you know if your best mates gay...He gets a hard-on when you f**k him up the arse.

How many homosexuals does it take to putin a light bulb...Only one but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend... sh*t in her c**t.

How do you get four homosexuals on a barstool... Turn it upside down.

What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog... Theyre right, we DO taste like chicken

What do you call a Lesbian with large fingers... Well-hung.

What do you call a group of lesbians in a field of dildos... Squatters.

Why are ghosts gay... They put the willies up each other.

What do you call an Irish lesbian... Gaelic.

What do you call an Indian lesbian... Minjeeta.

What is the hardest thing about roller-blading... Telling your parents you are gay.

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