Stand Free

[daytripping]

When did that start, not cool.

[robbojunior]

When did that start, not cool.

 

Nothing's free these days.

[tup]

Nothing's free these days.

 

Dunno about that chief, Luther Vandross, the man named after the loose accumulated change in one's pocket, and Janet Jackson might beg to differ:

 

The best things in life are free.

 

Now that I've discovered what you mean to me.

 

The best things in life are free.

 

Now that we've got each other.

 

The best things in life are free.

[daytripping]

Its like the gunfight at the ok coral.

 

 

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[tup]

Its like the gunfight at the ok coral.

 

Is that the one that took place in the bookies?

[daytripping]

What did the ginger one do wrong?

[daytripping]

Sweat on the brow, finger itching over the delete thread button..........

 

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[Bebo]

I moved your thread to the suggestion forum, where it belonged.

[tup]

What did the ginger one do wrong?

 

He's the Nelson Mandela of the messageboard community, suffering in exile, maybe for 20 years who knows, but taking his medicine like a man.

 

Then he'll be freed, and pardoned, and the finger will be pointed at those who ostracised him, for no other reason than that he talks sh*t, and has ginger hair.

 

Poor c**t, I will be sending him a keep your chin up style message in a bottle.

[daytripping]

TheChimp tup fae Stoney would like tae shag dale winton 54 times when he's on the Pash

[daytripping]

Was he banned for having ginger hair??

 

Harsh punishment but on balance probably fair.

[tup]

Yes, harsh, a bit like ginger hair in fact, like a wire f**king brush, or five amp fuse wire poking out of your skull.

 

Hairist, but understandable.

[tup]

I've had some sh*t threads in my time, but this thread is up there with the shittest of the sh*t.

 

Infact, it's like a dose of the shites. The wattery type of sh*te, that makes you nervous to sit down because the ring is a bit nippy.

 

What colour of hair do you have?

[tup]

Pubic or head?

 

Surely they canna be different? i.e. either or

[tup]

Well I dye my pubic hair green, and give it a wee mohawk.

 

My head hair, I don't have any - I have alopecia.

 

Al Pacino head?

 

 

Nae luck min.

[360]

Cut your pubes off and glue them on your cue ball.

[The Boofon]

It would be the number 8 ball if I were to do that.

 

 

You're black?

[Bluto10]

Theg_l_a is Ginger and gay, that's borderline criminal in my book and messageboard forum banning orders are the least he could expect from judge bluto

[The Boofon]

I haven't made a secret of this mate.

 

 

Who said I was your mate?

 

You're getting a bit too fresh for my liking Del boy.