fatshaft Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Anyone interested in this, or will it become a tumbleweed zone. Must admit only taking an interest due to it's closeness to home, and a possible trip down to Carnoustie. Weather nae looking great though, so nae much chance of the Gulbis thighs and paps on show. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Wifie's golf, there's an oxymoron and a half for you. The only tee they should be interested in is the one that gets set on a plate at half five when their man finishes his work. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Wifie's golf, there's an oxymoron and a half for you. The only tee they should be interested in is the one that gets set on a plate at half five when their man finishes his work. The only iron etc. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only iron etc. The only wood they should be interested in is doon their man's troosers. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only rough they should be interested in is when they have to wipe away the tears and bury their face in the pillows to prevent their shrieking waking up the kids when their husband is getting a bit rough on the ol' bumhole. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only balls they should be interested in is their mans. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 There's only two holes women should be paying attention to. Their arse and their fud. And the only bogeys they should be bothered about are the ones plastered across the bedside table because there were no tissues handy when their man clawed them out of his hooter in the dark. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only driving they should be interested in is the bus driving them down the toon so they can find something nice for their man's dinner. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only driving they should be interested in is the bus driving them down the toon so they can find something nice for their man's dinner. And the only par they need bother their empty heads with is the par-boiled chicken they've purchased for said tea. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only divot they should be intersted in repairing is their own. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 And the only Ryder Cup they should be concerning themselves with is a titwank for their man after he's finished his tea. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only Open they need worry about is ensuring her legs are once in a while. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only Open they need worry about is ensuring her legs are once in a while. And the only Masters they need to worry about are of the bation variety. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only greens they should be worrying about is the grass stains on their knees when going down on their man. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 If they want to grip a shaft, it should be in the bedroom, not the golf course. Link to comment
boboisared Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only golf club they need to worry about is the one I'm holding when I'm feeling rapey. Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only clubhouse they need to worry about are the ones their men drink in, fretting at home over whether to phone the bar to enquire as to whether he's coming home for his par-boiled chicken. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only thing they should be topping is themselves after a couple of successfull albums, getting shed loads of money and blowing it all on narcotics and drink, then not being able to live with the consequences.... Link to comment
Dynamo Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only sand wedge they should be concerened with is the one they make for their mans lunch. Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only pin that should bother them is when David Goodwillie has them in a choke hold with his knees on their shoulders as he pounces on them after a night on the tiles. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only Golf a lady should attempt is driving the car to the local supermarket for her mans tea, while he sits at home watching the fitba Link to comment
tup Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only Golf a lady should attempt is driving the car to the local supermarket for her mans tea, while he sits at home watching the fitba +4 Link to comment
Henry Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 The only fourball they need to worry about is if they're getting double penetrated. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 +4I'm ashamed at myself for not getting that first time! Bit below par on my part.... Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 The only slice they should be worried about is the cake they're baking for me, and the last slice of pizza and the slice of lime in ma pint of G&T... The only hook they should be worried about is the one they're going to get if they don't have all of the above sorted... The only spin they should be worried about is the one on the washing machine... and getting on the bike so they dinnae get fat... And the only skins they need to be worried about is my foreskin round their lips... Link to comment
Henry Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 The only putting any wife should be concerned about is putting her man's tea on the table at an appropriate hour. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 The only slice they should be worried about is the cake they're baking for me, and the last slice of pizza and the slice of lime in ma pint of G&T... The only hook they should be worried about is the one they're going to get if they don't have all of the above sorted... The only spin they should be worried about is the one on the washing machine... and getting on the bike so they dinnae get fat... And the only skins they need to be worried about is my foreskin round their lips... I've heard some kinky shit in my time, but putting your foreskin ROUND a girls lips...thats pretty fucked up! Link to comment
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