Little People

[daytripping]

Anyone been following the programme about a dwarf mother and daughter, been pretty good, the daughter has been taking driving tests and doing little people stuff.

 

They went to Morrocco on holiday and everybody stared at them like they were mutants.

 

Anyway on to the point of the post; I probably would, the daughter anyway, the mother is pretty rough to be honest and has seen better days.

 

I like dwarfs was my overriding feeling watching the programme, we should have more of them on tv.

[BrianFaePerth]

I like dwarfs was my overriding feeling watching the programme, we should have more of them on tv.

 

Ye'll be creaming yerself when this comes on then

 

Life's too short

[Big Man]

I also watched the documentary. It was quite good actually, and genuinely touching. The daughter seems like a nice girl - psychologically i would'nt have a problem pumpin her, but practically im not sure i could. I think it would feel wrong...

 

 

Edit: For reference she is 3'7

[BrianFaePerth]

I also watched the documentary. It was quite good actually, and genuinely touching. The daughter seems like a nice girl - psychologically i would'nt have a problem pumpin her, but practically im not sure i could. I think it would feel wrong...

 

Bit like Cerrie fae CBeebies. She looks filthy, but there's something about her stump that wid put me aff.

 

[Bluto10]

whats teh difference between a midget and a dwarf?

[Big Man]

whats teh difference between a midget and a dwarf?

 

Well a dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs. Its caused by a hormone deficiency (bloody hormones).

 

A midget is still a dwarf but there arms and legs are in proportion - like anton for example.

 

An elf is a supernatural being, sometimes their invisible, their like fary

[BrianFaePerth]

whats teh difference between a midget and a dwarf?

 

Political correctness?

[Bluto10]

Political correctness?

 

 

theres more to it than that.

 

maybe 360 knows?

[The Boofon]

whats teh difference between a midget and a dwarf?

 

Dear god Bluto get some new material. Perhaps you should watch the American Office for ideas.

[Bluto10]

Dear god Bluto get some new material. Perhaps you should watch the American Office for ideas.

 

dear god boofon. since when did you get so sensible and grumpy?

[The Boofon]

dear god boofon. since when did you get so sensible and grumpy?

 

 

Since I lost my right foot in January.

 

Thanks for asking.

[Betty Swallicks]

I also watched the documentary. It was quite good actually, and genuinely touching. The daughter seems like a nice girl - psychologically i would'nt have a problem pumpin her, but practically im not sure i could. I think it would feel wrong...

 

 

Edit: For reference she is 3'7

 

 

Left yip.

Right hae to hae a few.

[Betty Swallicks]

Bit like Cerrie fae CBeebies. She looks filthy, but there's something about her stump that wid put me aff.

 

 

 

Right yip.

Left I'd hae to hae a few.

[Pash]

At no point whilst watching that documentary did sex cross my mind.

 

Gads min.

[Betty Swallicks]

At no point whilst watching that documentary did sex cross my mind.

 

Gads min.

 

 

 

 

Every documentary makes me think of sex.

[Betty Swallicks]

Would you give smurfette one?

 

 

100%

 

Not worldly wise either.

I'd have her hooked on crack and making me a fortune down the shore in less than a week.

[Ke1t]

I think they're supposed to be called 'shortarses' now.

 

Dwarf, midget, little person, leprechaun and stumpy are considered offensive, for some reason.

 

I know, it's PC gone mad.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I knew a primordial dwarf.

They look like foetuses.

[Ke1t]

The... let's get the terminology correct... the shortarse on the left looks like a chick I knew. Never stabbed her with my love-dagger, but would definitely have liked to. She wasnae much bigger than a shortarse herself... only problem was she was schizophrenic or something, so if you poked her you'd have to make sure you got out of there before one of her other personalities turned up and thought she'd been raped.

 

I'd have no problem shagging a mentally ill midget, so long as you took the necessary precautions. giving her a false name and phone number is always a good start.

 

Actually used to do that back in the heyday of trapping. Used to steal the other reps business cards and tell lassies I was him. Here's my card if you want to get in touch . Pretty sure he used to do the same thing to me, though.

[Big Man]

So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later I'm in her disabled car with her.

 

[tightbreeks]

here's some midgets racing a camel. the 4 midgets run 100m each to give them a chance. the last one is like lionel messi ghosting through the man utd defence. rapid. i think it was on extreme sports channel, man v beast. my kinda telly.

 

[Bluto10]

So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later I'm in her disabled car with her.

 

 

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