Old Wing Stand Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 British tourist killed by a polar bear in Norway http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14415592 Link to comment
barassie_afc Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Shouldna taken its glacier mint Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Imagine being attacked by a Bear! Sorry about the big paws Link to comment
InTaeEm Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Imagine being attacked by a Bear! Sorry about the big paws How long have you been waiting for to use that joke... Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 How long have you been waiting for to use that joke... Been waiting like a coiled spring for years for a bear attack!My work here is done... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogYDUmIigw0 Great film if you haven't seen it. Werner Herzog is an amazing director putting all this together to tell the story of a weirdo obsessed with bears. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Yeah seen that. It was very good. He just didn't know the bears as well as he thought he did,and ended up being their dinner.Ejit! Link to comment
tup Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Morrissey (in predictable controversial anally retentive veggie fashion): 'Good on the polar bear. This will teach man to meddle in wild areas, all the bear was doing was marking it's territory' Me: 'Camping ' Morrissey: 'They were gay, you say? Why this is an outrage. I hope the polar bear is hunted down, shot, and made into a leather gimp suit' Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Supposedly they were camping out in the open, nae c@nt on guard for grizzlies or nothing - thats a bit suspect IMO... Here's the bear in question tup, gettin dragged off to the gimp suit factory: Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 How are the others who were attacked bearing up? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Anyone into taxidermy? I'd love to get hold of the head so that it can be mounted above my front door. And the fur made into a lovely coat. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I think they're doing alright, they've just got to grin and bear it i suppose. The daily mail reported that one boy has got severe head injuries, and a puckle o' them have got ''moderate to severe skin injuries''. Poor we huns pied Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Anyone into taxidermy? I'd love to get hold of the head so that it can be mounted above my front door. And the fur made into a lovely coat. Nice pair of thermal underwear for me. I'd wear them inside out so they were uber comfy on... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Are you circumcised Big Man? Bear hairs up your foreskin would be awfully irritable, no? And up your crack as well? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 And the boy mauled was called Horatio Chapple. Posh c**t Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 What the f**k kind of name is Horatio? Horatio and the Polar Bear. Sounds like a kids book. A really, really f**ked up kids book. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 What the f**k kind of name is Horatio? Horatio and the Polar Bear. Sounds like a kids book. A really, really f**ked up kids book. Do you not know your British historical admirals ? He-ray-shee-oo Nelson. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Do you not know your British historical admirals ? He-ray-shee-oo Nelson. I certainly do, but the fact I'm talking about this on a 21st Century internets, and not on the deck of the 18th Century frigate, the HMS Albemarle, as French musketballs whizz dangerously past our heads and cannonade explodes all around.... think it's somewhat safe to use the expression... What the f**k kind of a name is Horatio? I reckon his parents were trying way to hard to be posh sods. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 and then Peter the polar bear lifted his soft white fluffy paw and brought it down with such brute force that Horatio's face was ripped clean off. The rangers then turned up an hour later and put a bullet straight through Peters head. The End. Night Night kids, love you, sleep tight. Click I'MA GO EAT THAT f**kER NAO! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I certainly do, but the fact I'm talking about this on a 21st Century internets, and not on the deck of the 18th Century frigate, the HMS Albemarle, as French musketballs whizz dangerously past our heads and cannonade explodes all around.... think it's somewhat safe to use the expression... What the f**k kind of a name is Horatio? I reckon his parents were trying way to hard to be posh sods. Enrolling him into the British Schools Exploring Society should have tipped it I reckon. Even the bear thought I've had enough of this Horatio pish. Grrrrr "Patrick Flinders, 16, of Jersey, suffered severe head and arm injuries after the bear attacked him seconds after it came marauding through the front of the tent and killed the boy lying next to him. His dad Terry Flinders, speaking to Jersey Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 More news. Needed a higher wire "Horatio was a fine young man who wanted to go on to read medicine after school. By all accounts he would have made an excellent doctor." Is "doctor" Norwegian for starter, main course or pudding Byen? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 f**king hell I wonder how much a trip like that would cost his parents??? I got as far as Germany with the school. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 f**king hell I wonder how much a trip like that would cost his parents??? I got as far as Germany with the school. If you call your kid Horatio I doubt you bother looking at the price of the trip. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 His dad Terry Flinders, speaking to Jersey Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 A bit unfair the bear getting shot.It was his hood. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 I'm going to hazard a guess, Terry, that the reason the Polar Bear did that was because it was a f**king Polar Bear. That's what Polar Bears do... they tear sh*t to pieces and eat the f**k out of them... doesn't matter to the Polar Bear if the thing it's eating is going, "I say! I say! You there, Polar Bear! My father's the MP for Bucks and Wilts!" :laughing: Simple but brilliantly put. They are sending the bear to get forensically examined as well. What for? Are they unsure of the murder weapon the bear used. Have they found a big f**k off gun with paw prints on it and they want to make sure they've got the right bear? Would a bear be cunning enough to use a semi automatic weapon so as to try and deflect attention from it's real murder weapon of big f**king teeth and claws? Oh and one last thing. Horatio went to Eton and ended up being Eton. Justice for all. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Are you circumcised Big Man? Bear hairs up your foreskin would be awfully irritable, no? And up your crack as well? Indeed i am not, thanks for asking. Iv'e got a shaving brush made from bear hair, its smooth and comfy as fu*ck... f**king hell I wonder how much a trip like that would cost his parents??? I got as far as Germany with the school. Link to comment
Tommy Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Oh and one last thing. Horatio went to Eton and ended up being Eton. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Indeed i am not, thanks for asking. Iv'e got a shaving brush made from bear hair, its smooth and comfy as fu*ck... Link to comment
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