Jump to content

If You Were A Girl Would You Get Plastic Tits?


Recommended Posts


We used to call them 'falsies' but today's cosmetic surgery has taken the practise to a new level. I think 'false' should be avoided , we are already living too much of an illusion.

 

The big idea is to 'trap' the opposite sex , yes ? And then what ? Stroking , kissing and rubbing your cock against a pair of silicone bags doesnae do it for me , I'd rather have small but real. Also , one day we have to settle down with someone and a pair of silicone tits becomes a liability and eventually we have to face reality. Even Jordon is cutting back on hers.

 

If a woman feels the need to 'trap' the male artificially then she is lacking a healthy libido. A sign of rude health is a good sexual appetite , that's probably why it's so called.

 

The best sexual attraction is good health - a healthy mind in a healthy body. The best way to achieve this is by considering the fuel you eat and waaaay before considering knocking your ass off in the gym. So here you go again: http://men.webmd.com/slideshow-foods-to-boost-male-health

 

 

Therefore , if I was a woman , I would eschew the expense of a 'big tits' operation and apply myself to food , it's selection , preparation and enjoyment. Good food and good sex are inseparable.

 

 

 

 

Link to comment

Silicone paps?

 

No thanks, like two blancmanges on an ironing board.

 

If you've no paps, just live with it dearest, you still have a fud, which is the main event after all, I could understand a fake gash, were the one you were blessed with not fit for purpose, paps are merely window dressing and not a deal breaker when it comes to getting pumped by a man, especially after a few snifters.

 

Women just dinna understand, silicone, jesus, even plumbers have graduated to using No Nails, or Sticks like sh*t, and you're hardly going to try and make paps from either of those are you?

Link to comment

Silicone paps?

 

No thanks, like two blancmanges on an ironing board.

 

If you've no paps, just live with it dearest, you still have a fud, which is the main event after all, I could understand a fake gash, were the one you were blessed with not fit for purpose, paps are merely window dressing and not a deal breaker when it comes to getting pumped by a man, especially after a few snifters.

 

Women just dinna understand, silicone, jesus, even plumbers have graduated to using No Nails, or Sticks like sh*t, and you're hardly going to try and make paps from either of those are you?

 

 

 

Correct !

 

Pisceans are supposed to live in a 'dream' world half their lives but as faaar as I can see we are here to keep it 'real' for all the other signs who seem to be drifting off into their own worlds of make-believe.

 

Who will save the world ?

 

Pisceans.....that's who !

 

I expect the postie to come bearing gifts today tup. It seems to me that you should apply your creative talents to writing yourself , ye've got a bonnie imagination there.

Link to comment

Correct !

 

Pisceans are supposed to live in a 'dream' world half their lives but as faaar as I can see we are here to keep it 'real' for all the other signs who seem to be drifting off into their own worlds of make-believe.

 

Who will save the world ?

 

Pisceans.....that's who !

 

I expect the postie to come bearing gifts today tup. It seems to me that you should apply your creative talents to writing yourself , ye've got a bonnie imagination there.

 

Surely if you're a Pisces, the postie delivers your gifts in February or March, not July?

 

Keep picking up your astrological errors here Pheen.... :sherlock:

Link to comment

Surely if you're a Pisces, the postie delivers your gifts in February or March, not July?

 

Keep picking up your astrological errors here Pheen.... :sherlock:

 

 

Appreciate it , Dandyesque. If we had more self-disciplining like you display the world wid be in a better state. I keep telling fowk ah'm nae infallible but they seem strangely reluctant to accept this. :P

 

 

So hiv ye popped over to today's 'Fazzat?' and given us Kate o'Mara's astrological configuration ?

Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...