Fun House ...

[Terrorfex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0HhhOWK8w

 

Is it a real crazy show where anything can go?

 

I don't ever remember those twins being as ugly as that ...

[Henry]

Christ aye, they're hideous.

Still though, twins...

 

I'd give them a gunging. Both of them, f**ked if I'm having one of them.

[Monkey]

The twins careers clearly went up when they decided to ditch Pat Sharp and work with Keanu Reeves instead,

 

[The Boofon]

The twins careers clearly went up when they decided to ditch Pat Sharp and work with Keanu Reeves instead,

 

 

Pat Sharp is a legend.

 

I like to think that Pat Sharp modelled his marvellous hair on my good self.

[The Boofon]

You use straightners?

 

I don't know what straightners are.

 

Are they similar to straighteners?

 

Does Pat use them?

[Pudgie]

That show was f**king awful. Hated it! In fact, I hated anything that wasn't the Power Rangers. Kimberly... OOFT!

[The Boofon]

Straightners are straighteners but for gays. You obviously don't use them.

 

But do you use straighteners?

 

I'm pretty sure he does, aye - hence why I asked loon.

 

Then I've already answered your question loon.

 

If Pat models himself on me and uses straighteners then I must also use straighteners.

 

You need to think beyond what's in front of you Robert.

 

A nice bit of lateral thinking wouldn't go amiss.

 

If you weren't busy on Sunday I'd ask you to the grouse shoot where you could receive further knowledge and understanding.

 

Never could get those f**king Funhouse questions right though.

[The Boofon]

Haha, fair play.

 

It's Robo to you, not Robert .

 

I don't do lateral thinking. The weekend binges on toxins have wiped that part of my brain.

 

Grouse shooting sounds interesting!

 

 

It's superb. My mate bought a couple of dogs the other week and paid an absolute fortune for them. They come from great gundog stock and apparently are already champing at the bit to get going. Bought a new gun last time home as well so this'll be a great weekend.

 

It's my turn to drive though so nae booze for me on the way up.

 

Gives me the chance to take the new wheels out and about for the first time though.

 

Nae sure yet whether to go for the Overfinch upgrade or leave it as is.

[Foster14]

Famous Grouse whisky...