Big Man Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 W W!http://www.dailymail...-adventure.html http://www.huffingto...r=Entertainment If this turns out to be true.... Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 W W!http://www.dailymail...-adventure.html http://www.huffingto...r=Entertainment If this turns out to be true.... Joe Cole, who would have thought Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 She's a dog. snoop? Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Hound dog, she's got a jaw that could crack walnuts, and a face Chris Brown evidently never tired of slapping. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 Hound dog, she's got a jaw that could crack walnuts, and a face Chris Brown evidently never tired of slapping. That's a good thing Tup - It means you can Deepthroat her with minimal risk to life... This is a dog: Rihanna is a pedigree. Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 That's a good thing Tup - It means you can Deepthroat her with minimal risk to life... This is a dog: Rihanna is a pedigree. actually, a nice tooth job, a bit o make-up and she'd look ok Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Are we ever going to get tired of celebrity sex acts ? Everything has been shagging in one shape and form or another for 3.4 billion years yet modern man still likes to oggle. Sounds like a marketing stunt for Rihanna and we are the mugs. Booooooooooooooooow.....................Ring( piece ). Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Sounds like a marketing stunt for Rihanna and we are the mugs. Correct. Link to comment
Pash Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Are we ever going to get tired of celebrity sex acts ?Everything has been shagging in one shape and form or another for 3.4 billion years yet modern man still likes to oggle. Sounds like a marketing stunt for Rihanna and we are the mugs. Booooooooooooooooow.....................Ring( piece ). No. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 She's a dog.Aye, righteo Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Aye, righteo I assume you disagree? Anybody can be made to look good through inches of the most expensive slap. Guaranteed she's howlin on a Sunday morning after a night out on the Saturday as she mooches about the house before collapsing on the couch and sitting there farting her way through a chick-flick with a massive fried egg roll followed by a mental sized bucket of popcorn. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 I assume you disagree? Anybody can be made to look good through inches of the most expensive slap. Guaranteed she's howlin on a Sunday morning after a night out on the Saturday as she mooches about the house before collapsing on the couch and sitting there farting her way through a chick-flick with a massive fried egg roll followed by a mental sized bucket of popcorn. :hysterical: Never change Tup. Never change for anybody.... Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 :hysterical: Never change Tup. Never change for anybody.... I ken ! Agreed ! Tup's the sensitive type who would prefer someone much more feminine.....and delicate , to wake up to on Sunday morning. Link to comment
Henry Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I've always thought a fried egg roll is the least satisfying of the breakfast rolls. No substance to it, ken. Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I've always thought a fried egg roll is the least satisfying of the breakfast rolls. No substance to it, ken. Surely nae eating organic , free-range Harcus. Avoid battery like the plague. Big floory bap , buttered of course , a fried egg(or twa) , a drizzle o' salt.....Gordon Ramsay eat yer hert oot. I need tae eat. Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I've never had a roll with batteries on it, but I'll take the sage Phoen's advice next time I'm rough as f**k on a Sunday and give it a blast, bound to get a charge off it. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I've always thought a fried egg roll is the least satisfying of the breakfast rolls. No substance to it, ken.It's got to be Sausage roll! Couple of decent sausages, broon sass, non floury bap and a cup of coffee...it's the dogs nuts! If its followed by a blowjob from the missus while watching re-runs of Glory of Gothenburg, it's the perfect morning! Link to comment
Henry Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Nah Phoenix, it's got to be roll n sausage. Fresh roll, apply butter. Grill 3 no. sausages as long as possible before burning. Place in roll, apply peedie gren of tomato sauce. Eat. For industrial strength hangovers, apply one piece black pudding. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Amazing how this sex tape has evolved into a "whats your favourite breakfast roll" thread Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Nah, nah, bacon sandwich, crisp the outline of the bacon, the most non-nutritious white bread you can lay your hands on, and (Craig) broon sauce to finish. Must be Lurpak butter, fae a packet, not the 'spreadable' pish which is sub-contracted out to the same aliens who make margarine, known as 'alien spread' to my children. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Nah, nah, bacon sandwich, crisp the outline of the bacon, the most non-nutritious white bread you can lay your hands on, and (Craig) broon sauce to finish. Must be Lurpak butter, fae a packet, not the 'spreadable' pish which is sub-contracted out to the same aliens who make margarine, known as 'alien spread' to my children.Lorne Sausage, Bacon and a black pudding on top (with heaps of the broon stuff on top of that) used to be the roll of choice on a Friday morning! Tasted amazing, but felt like a right fat b*stard afterwards. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I assume you disagree?As I'm sure you do also. As much as i'm sure that if you actually got a pop at her you'd dribble quicker than Stephen Hawking wanking over "Dot Matrix" from Spaceballs. Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 As I'm sure you do also. As much as i'm sure that if you actually got a pop at her you'd dribble quicker than Stephen Hawking wanking over "Dot Matrix" from Spaceballs. I wouldna kick her out the bed, what I'm saying is she is over-hyped, so that fat middle aged mannies, not that I'm casting aspersions, think she's Erchie, when in fact you see plenty eens cutting about in towns and cities worldwide who are far tidier but dinna have the backing of EIM and Yves St f**king Laurent and all that jazz. Link to comment
boboisared Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Ollie I dinna find ehr face attractive at all, think she has a heid like an alien. Cracking body though so I'd definitely still nail her to the mast. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 I think she is something special, and im sure the readership at celebritycameltoeshots.com would concur: Link to comment
Nealey Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 The best sex tape is duct. Brilliant Tommy! :thumbs: Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I wouldna kick her out the bed, what I'm saying is she is over-hyped, so that fat middle aged mannies, not that I'm casting aspersions, think she's Erchie, when in fact you see plenty eens cutting about in towns and cities worldwide who are far tidier but dinna have the backing of EIM and Yves St f**king Laurent and all that jazz.Bold 1) So you concur, she is no dog? Bold 2) 100% agree Link to comment
tup Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Bold 1) So you concur, she is no dog? There's something a bit mannish about her, epitomised by thon picture of her in the leotard, she's got that boy-girl look going on, disna do nothing for me. I prefer eens to be eens, straight down the line, and I'm abhorred by girls who try to act like men, and give it the big 'I am' Link to comment
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