granite sheep Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 As the thread title says. Just to get the ball rolling....1- If a man speaks and there's no woman present, is he still wrong?2- Why aren't sheep green?3- If you're on Auchmill Road and are travelling at a constant 40 miles an hour, what imaginary universe are you in? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 As the thread title says. Just to get the ball rolling....1- If a man speaks and there's no woman present, is he still wrong?2- Why aren't sheep green?3- If you're on Auchmill Road and are travelling at a constant 40 miles an hour, what imaginary universe are you in? Nae bein silly here (im honestly not), but im not sure i fully understand question 2). Do you mean because sheep are white and grass is green the light should diffract off the sheep and make them green? And why doesn't it... Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 Well, that's a good point, didnae think o that, I just wondered cos all they bloody eat is grass.... Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Well, that's a good point, didnae think o that, I just wondered cos all they bloody eat is grass.... Right O.K. Maybe there are green sheep, but no one has ever noticed... Edit: Sorry min. Question: Why are bell-ends shaped like bell-ends? Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 Hemmin, pit in a daft question! Link to comment
360 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Mine is a maths question. What is Dr. Dre + 10? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Mine is a maths question. What is Dr. Dre + 10? Is the answer 2011? Edit: f**k me 360 am i gettin an answer tonight? i need to go to bed? ive been watchin you at the bottom of the thread for 30 mins... Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 Fish. Why is the opposite of invincible not called vincible? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Fish. Why is the opposite of invincible not called vincible? Ummm... it is. Vincible Link to comment
360 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Ummm... it is. Vincible I suppose that made it a silly question... I'm sure it was on purpose of course. :thumbs: Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted August 31, 2011 Admin Share Posted August 31, 2011 IF, as we're lead to believe, the earth really is constantly spinning. how come, if i hovered in the same place somehow, above my flat....if i gave it 12 hours, would i not be in australia? (i would move slightly to counter whatever speed the earth was going at, but ultimately id be letting the earth do the work) Seriously? Australia? Rutherglen isn't on the same latitude. You'd end up in Russia or Canada, but only if you're really, really high, as in space. If you just hovered above your hoose, you'd just stay above your house as you'd move with the air, which also travels in rotation with the earth. Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Does an + bn = cn when n is greater than 2 ? Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Will Aberdeen win something soon? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Seriously? Australia? Rutherglen isn't on the same latitude. You'd end up in Russia or Canada, but only if you're really, really high, as in space. If you just hovered above your hoose, you'd just stay above your house as you'd move with the air, which also travels in rotation with the earth. Aye, But millertime going to be travelling at a slight speed (the speed of which the earth rotates) - 1,038 mph. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Will Aberdeen win something soon? Yes, a throw in. Whatever happened to the working class? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Does an + bn = cn when n is greater than 2 ? Phoenix, trust you to ask a not silly question in a silly questions thread. Someone has been reading about Fermat' last theorem... Anyway, no integer solutions exist for the equation when n is an integer greater than 2. Or do they? There are some techniques available which allow the automatic generation of Pythagorian triples from a seed integer. For example, off the top of my head we could have: 52 + = 42 + 32 Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted August 31, 2011 Admin Share Posted August 31, 2011 Aye, But millertime going to be travelling at a slight speed (the speed of which the earth rotates) - 1,038 mph. Then he'll probably die from the air resistance. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Why can't I stick my penis in Jennifer Ellisons arse whilst Keeley Hazell plays with herself and sooks ma plooms at the same time? Cos she only wants 100% real scouse, and not plastic ones. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 haha sh1t...that where my theory falls down, aye? so really, is need to travel 2072 mph, just to travel at 1038mph? och, knew it sounded too easy if there's a will there's a way :thumbs: Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 What is it with the BBC and programmes about Dinosaurs ? Link to comment
phoenix Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Phoenix, trust you to ask a not silly question in a silly questions thread. Someone has been reading about Fermat' last theorem... Anyway, no integer solutions exist for the equation when n is an integer greater than 2. Or do they? There are some techniques available which allow the automatic generation of Pythagorian triples from a seed integer. For example, off the top of my head we could have: 52 + = 42 + 32 Aye Big Man...I keep missing the point. Yes I'm reading the Simon Singh book...and struggling.....it's too late for me and numbers.....but I'll die tryin'..... Good story like...just that the numbers get incomprehensible when jumbled up amangst my neurotransmitters. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I think I have shared this before but its always worth sharing again, the dumbest question I've ever read... Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Does anyone remember that programme, Dinosaurs that used to be on ITV at around 4 o clockish on a Saturday? It was amusing. nope There's only 1 dinosaur program worth watchingPrimevil Story is affa sh*te though Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Does anyone remember that programme, Dinosaurs that used to be on ITV at around 4 o clockish on a Saturday? It was amusing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNnKsFf0C6I Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 That's the bad boy KSL. I always remember the baby dinosaur hitting his dad and going " not the mama". Link to comment
granite sheep Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 I think I have shared this before but its always worth sharing again, the dumbest question I've ever read... Been a while since I saw that een!! what is a question? Link to comment
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