Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Biggest shark that ever existed and also a massive dandy! Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Biggest shark that ever existed and also a massive dandy! How bigs the mannie tho? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Sharks are cool as fuck. Kings of the sea. I wish I could see a lion and shark have a fight on common ground. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Sharks are cool as fuck. Kings of the sea. I wish I could see a lion and shark have a fight on common ground. What do you suggest? Paddling pool? Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Call that a shark? This is a shark... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 What do you suggest? Paddling pool?Imo Pokemon hit the nail on the head not allowing creatures from various backgrounds to battle. But if I was thinking,perhaps some sort of breathing aparatus for either animal to wear in their opponants 'back yard'. Given Sharks need a moisture to gather speed and enlighten senses I would think a sort of space simulation battle ground. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 What do you suggest? Paddling pool? Cross it with an octopus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0 Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Cross it with an octopus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0 That looks brilliant! Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Imo Pokemon hit the nail on the head not allowing creatures from various backgrounds to battle. But if I was thinking,perhaps some sort of breathing aparatus for either animal to wear in their opponants 'back yard'. Given Sharks need a moisture to gather speed and enlighten senses I would think a sort of space simulation battle ground. Maybe just have it over two legs on a 'home and away' basis? Breathing apparatus provided to competitors and their support. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Maybe just have it over two legs on a 'home and away' basis? Breathing apparatus provided to competitors and their support.Now your just being silly. Grow up. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Now your just being silly. Grow up. You think providing breathing apparatus to the support is going too far? You're probably right, far too expensive... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 You think providing breathing apparatus to the support is going too far? You're probably right, far too expensive... Ban away fans from attending. MAkes the home leg a more hostile environment. The Sharks would be like the hun support anyway. I can imagine them now. Donald Finlay and his shark alter ego. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Ban away fans from attending. MAkes the home leg a more hostile environment. The Sharks would be like the hun support anyway. I can imagine them now. Donald Finlay and his shark alter ego. Aye, but you will always get the odd shady shark sneaking in with his Dons scarf tucked away under his fin. Sharks are all Aberdeen fans BTW. It's a fact I made up today. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Aye, but you will always get the odd shady shark sneaking in with his Dons scarf tucked away under his fin. Sharks are all Aberdeen fans BTW. It's a fact I made up today. I missed that first time round. I take back the Donald Finlay jibe. Maybe it's players like Eoin Jaws we need. Or Teetho Snelders. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Away fans to provide their own breathing apparatus or not allowed in. Seems perfectly reasonable. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 5, 2011 Author Share Posted September 5, 2011 Outright ban on Jellyfish. Link to comment
robbo Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 You think providing breathing apparatus to the support is going too far? You're probably right, far too expensive... why not give them both wings and make them do battle in the air. neither will be comfortable so will be at a similar disadvantage. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 why not give them both wings and make them do battle in the air. neither will be comfortable so will be at a similar disadvantage. That's giving the shark a disadvantage as he (or she) doesn't breath air. Link to comment
robbo Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 That's giving the shark a disadvantage as he (or she) doesn't breath air. we either need to put them both in spacesuits then so they both have the same protection and supply of air/water or we need to start cross breeding for a lion that can breathe underwater (nae funny fuckers say sea lion) or a shark that can breathe air.....then make them duel in the sky. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 we either need to put them both in spacesuits then so they both have the same protection and supply of air/water or we need to start cross breeding for a lion that can breathe underwater (nae funny fuckers say sea lion) or a shark that can breathe air.....then make them duel in the sky. Sea lions cannot breath underwater anyway. They are mammals and hold their breath while under water so any cunt coming on and saying sea lion would be an uneducated tit. Finding a shark that can breath air should be easy enough. Link to comment
s1dnk Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Biggest shark that ever existed and also a massive dandy! I heard a rumour that minijc's jaws were bigger, only a rumour mind. Anyway I'm not for Shark v Lion, would rather see a Killer Whale v Great White Shark and a Lion v Bengal Tiger, maybe throw in a Crocodile v Grizzly Bear. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 6, 2011 Author Share Posted September 6, 2011 I heard a rumour that minijc's jaws were bigger, only a rumour mind. Anyway I'm not for Shark v Lion, would rather see a Killer Whale v Great White Shark and a Lion v Bengal Tiger, maybe throw in a Crocodile v Grizzly Bear. Killer Whales can nail Great Whites with ease. I seen a programme where this Killer just put the Great White in an upsides down (trance position) and proceeded to munch on it. The Shark was helpless. Killer Whales are highly intelligent but not sure if even a team of them could take on a Megalodon! Would love to witness the battle though! Link to comment
Citizen Kane Fit Like Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 Megalodon, eh? Punch the bastard on the nose, and it doesn't matter how big its teeth are. That's how to deal with a shark, fairly but firmly. The only thing they respect is a show of strength, it's the only language they understand. Send them all back. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted September 7, 2011 Author Share Posted September 7, 2011 Megalodon, eh? Punch the bastard on the nose, and it doesn't matter how big its teeth are. That's how to deal with a shark, fairly but firmly. The only thing they respect is a show of strength, it's the only language they understand. Send them all back. Genuine LOL moment! Link to comment
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