Hain A Dunce

[Big Man]

I openly admit that i am hopeless at sensible dancing. On a night out i only have one dancing trick up my sleeve, and that's the melbourne shuffle (a hangover from my students days):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMvKvm82hDU&feature=related

 

I don't think it would go down well with the work colleagues. So, whats your signature move? and how do you deal with the whole dancing dilema (if at all)....

 

[Foster14]

I move my feet and wave my arms.

 

I'm tall and it is very awkward, but I dinnae give a fuck what anyone thinks and still hit the dancefloor hard on the nights out when sober...

[tup]

Milkin the coo, canna beat a spot o thon, always goes doon a storm.

[tommo1903]

The sprinkler, with a twist. Works a treat.

 

Either that or digging the grave. Simple, but effective.

[Henry]

Bursting bubbles, and starting the lawnmower. Winners every time.

[diamondsr4ever]

Bursting bubbles, and starting the lawnmower. Winners every time.

 

 

shake yer tail-feather....

[Liam]

I often pull out the bus-driver, or the window cleaner. Classics.

[InTaeEm]

I whip my hair back and forth.

[Henry]

Pickin' tatties!

[Donmacca]

I like getting the old love pistols out

[Bluto10]

surely you dinna dance cheesepies?

[seanthesheep]

surely you dinna dance cheesepies?

 

"Running for the bus" at least that's what my missus says I dunced like to rave tunes

[Bluto10]

only a loser would go to a night club to dance.

 

nightclubs are for cutting loose, hanging by the bar and putting out the vibe.

[Big Man]

"Running for the bus" at least that's what my missus says I dunced like to rave tunes

 

You mean like the dad does in the scheme:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_V6zNcG8S4

 

[13 seconds to 16 seconds]

[seanthesheep]

You mean like the dad does in the scheme:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_V6zNcG8S4

 

[13 seconds to 16 seconds]

 

Aye that's the one!

[muttondressedaslamb]

sowing the seeds, raking them in, ploughing the fields.

[StandFree1982]

sowing the seeds, raking them in, ploughing the fields.

Aye, nothing beats ploughing the field then sowing your seeds on a dancefloor! Last time I did that was in the priory

 

Classy.

[minijc]

The Anne Begg shuffle.

[StandFree1982]

The David Murray Anne Begg shuffle.

[minijc]

Nah, he canna do the top shelf point for when in tesco.

[spamspamspam]

[ebbe]

the basketball, goes down a storm when i shoot a 3 pointer from waayyyyyyyyyyyyyy downtown.

[ollie1903]

I mash all these together

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk4Uwge4DzQ

 

into what can only be described as "the wounded pigeon"

[CrazyBullSheep]

Not such a dancer now but back in the day I was a Finger pointer and did the aeroplane and also stood with hands in the air flicking the come on signal to the DJ. Very Classy.

 

I also used to do a number of Heed bangin manouvers with the Pipemeister which included stomping round the dance floor with fists firmly clenched thrash our lovely locks to the riffs of Pantera Machine head and Sepultura those were the days.

 

 

Bluto only poofs hang out in clubs and put out a vibe (the I'm freee Vibe )