New Dutch Bank Statement

[Bluto10]

getting a dutch bank statement is always cause for confusion.

 

my last one showed -1000 euro.

but the rest of it was in some crazy foreign langauge so i dont know if -1000 euro is a good thing or not.

still i have 31 days to figure it out.

google translate i think.

 

in the last one i recognised the name of many pubs and bars. is that relevant? but that was all.

 

i'll open it tonight

hopefully this one will be in a proper lingo.

[Dynamo]

Do you nae speak Dutchy?

[Bluto10]

Do you nae speak Dutchy?

 

why should i.

 

they dinna bother to speak english.

[RAZOR]

If you need any help I speak fluent Dutch and have an account with ABN AMRO.

[Bluto10]

If you need any help I speak fluent Dutch and have an account with ABN AMRO.

 

 

cheers beale.

 

is your dutch better than googles dutch?

[RAZOR]

cheers beale.

 

is your dutch better than googles dutch?

I'd like to think so lol. My grammer might be a tad dodgey as I don't write that often these days. But I should be able translate statements no problem.

 

Who's your account with?

 

My ABN AMRO account has an option which allows you to see everyrthing in English.

[Bluto10]

I'd like to think so lol. My grammer might be a tad dodgey as I don't write that often these days. But I should be able translate statements no problem.

 

Who's your account with?

 

My ABN AMRO account has an option which allows you to see everyrthing in English.

 

 

aye ABN.

 

how come you know dutch. you live here?

 

shit country but the pubs are ace.

[RAZOR]

aye ABN.

 

how come you know dutch. you live here?

 

shit country but the pubs are ace.

If your ABN, log on to your internet banking with your e-machine and there is a seperate site for English speaking.

 

My nanny was Dutch, just learned from her. Lived in Holland for a few months one summer that's where I got bank account,just use it for savings now.

[Bluto10]

If your ABN, log on to your internet banking with your e-machine and there is a seperate site for English speaking.

 

My nanny was Dutch, just learned from her. Lived in Holland for a few months one summer that's where I got bank account,just use it for savings now.

 

 

beale,

 

i was talking about my paper statement.

[Betty Swallicks]

If your ABN, log on to your internet banking with your e-machine and there is a seperate site for English speaking.

 

My nanny was Dutch, just learned from her. Lived in Holland for a few months one summer that's where I got bank account,just use it for savings now.

 

 

 

if not was she tidy?

[RAZOR]

if not was she tidy?

Nien,she was an ex shot putter. Very sweet women though.

[Arabian Knight]

did this git resolvd

[Misers Hill]

On 9/8/2011 at 3:29 PM, RAZOR said:

If you need any help I speak fluent Nigerian and have an account with ABN AMRO.

 

[Tommy]

On 9/8/2011 at 4:36 PM, RAZOR said:

 

 

My nanny was Dutch, just learned from her. Lived in Holland for a few months one summer that's where I got bank account,just use it for savings now.

Best not tell your new wife about these savings,

[Misers Hill]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did she ever feed you from the teet, Razo? Big Dutch milkers Id imagine. 

 

18 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Best not tell your new wife about these savings,

This is classic Eastenders Beale...get her coupon in the chip fat?‍☠️?

[RAZOR]

Good grief ?. Must have been a bored loon that day. Havering pish as usual.

[Ramandu]

Probably not as bored as AK must have been last night. Trawling through decade old posts is one way to spend a Friday night I guess.?

[Bluto10]

2 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Are you fluent in Dutch now @Bluto10

ja!