Birds You

[Big Man]

I'll start (post pics where possible).

 

Claudia Winkleman:

 

[Big Man]

Fuck all wrong with Winkles, i'd be proud to show her off.

 

Na i think she's a bit old for me - im always embarrassed to mention her in polite conversation.

 

[minijc]

Gaga.

 

Serena Williams

 

 

Sista got back.

[Big Man]

Gaga.

 

Serena Williams

 

 

Sista got back.

 

F*ckin good call with Gaga, but ive never understood the whole Williams obsession.

 

Too big and too black for my taste...

 

[N.B. not being racist im just stating a fact]

 

[DannyBhoy]

Lorraine Kelly. Milfage at it's finest.

 

P.S. Don't post here a lot so don't know how to post pics.

[DannyBhoy]

Don't worry about pictures just be safe in the knowledge that our bobby's would be going into battle together, possibly touching as we woo'd Lorraine.

 

:hysterical:

[centraldon]

I'll give a +1 to Lorraine. Must be gettin old.

[Bobby Connor]

That Dundee Hoor gets better with age....................zero shame.

 

Either she's getting better with age or my mind is getting dirtier. Used to be a definite 'no', but now probably would if under the influence.

[centraldon]

That Dundee Hoor gets better with age....................zero shame.

I mind seeing her presenting the hogmany party a few years back. She was spilling out of her dress. The wife commented that someone of her age should be embarrassed to wear something like that. I disagreed. Silently of course.

[Sheeptastic]

Carol Vorderman.

[centraldon]

You can't go wrong with that -

 

[muttondressedaslamb]

Weegie hoor.

[Bobby Connor]

Okay, have just changed ma mind.

[King Street Loon]

Rusty Lee

[centraldon]

Okay, have just changed ma mind.

lol. did a good search expecting to see loads of sexy pics. there aren't actually any. maybe i'm thinking of someone else?

[DannyBhoy]

Any man who says he wouldn't all over her, even in that pic, is harbouring homosexual tendencies.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Any man who says he wouldn't all over her, even in that pic, is harbouring homosexual tendencies.

 

Disagree. Any man who says he wouldn't cos she is weegie hoor is just sticking to very high standards and unwilling to be contaminated by weegie filth.

[minijc]

Glynis Barber, for 55 is amazing, has that wee glint in her eye.

 

[DannyBhoy]

How do you know she is a whore?

[centraldon]

I thought the hoor was from Dundee?

Nah. Weegie. Dunno why an Arab? Fair play tho.

[DannyBhoy]

I thought the hoor was from Dundee?

 

Born in Glasgow, supports Dundee United though. Don't know if she moved there when she was little or what.

[Big Man]

You can't go wrong with that -

 

 

What a f*ckin embarrassment. When a woman reaches a certain age you expect a little bit of modesty and decency.

 

She's even wearing a cross....

 

P.s. this is her naked:

 

[minijc]

What glint exactly?

Her eyes just make me think she's filth.

[Foster14]

I'd probably give Felicity Kendal a go, even though she is almost 40 years my senior...

[Bobby Connor]

LK offered, without prompting, to give my friend some change for the parking machine at Inverness Airport. Sounds like she's actually a really decent lass. Have changed my view to 'no' though based on CD's pic.

[CrazyBullSheep]

Fearne Britton

 

There I said it I know you all really deep down want to

 

if you dont your a fucking liar

[Liam]

Fearne Britton

 

There I said it I know you all really deep down want to

 

if you dont your a fucking liar

 

No shame in Fearne Britton at all. Id happily hang oot the back oh that.

[ericblack4boss]

that bbc news channel presenter, Louise Minchin (sometimes does the BBC breakfast news) fucking cracking body for a woman her age.

 

Hazel Irvine ( despite Coisty having been there)

 

Fiona Bruce (antiques roadshow)

 

that Glynis Barber shout is a good one again belter for her age.

 

is it embaressing to want to do Catriona Shearer or is that acceptable (and that Cat Cubie dame)

 

Natalie Sawyer (sky sports news)

 

Natalie Casey (two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, not stunning beautiful but she has something about her)

[ollie1903]

Jane Seymour (c/w mother/daughter seymour/Ollie family bucket combo if they felt particularly filthy that night)

[ebbe]

beverley callard. would never tire of pumpin her, looks a bag o filth and the dodes are incredible.