Eel Up The Cock Anyone?

[Big Man]

Boy got a bath eel stuck up his cock....

 

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3813248/Bath-eel-wriggles-into-willy.html

 

[ebbe]

fuck sake that is grim! imagine getting a hold of it and it literally slipping threw your paws and into your tadger?

[barassie_afc]

One assume it swam up the japs eye, if you pardon the pun

[Big Man]

The things that grinds my gears though:

 

If i was gettin into a bath full of skin eating eels naked, the first thing that would be on my mind is my cock.

 

There's just no way i'd put it at risk like that. Especially so if i was lacking a foreskin like this boy was (i assume).

 

[barassie_afc]

The things that grinds my gears though:

 

If i was gettin into a bath full of skin eating eels naked, the first thing that would be on my mind is my cock.

 

There's just no way i'd put it at risk like that. Especially so if i was lacking a foreskin like this boy was (i assume).

 

 

The nibbling on the helmet may have been stimulating

[looksgoodinred]

you'd think he'd have noticed something was making it's way up there before it was too late to grab it.

[fine-n-dandy]

Doctor Jin Wang said: "The diameter of the urethra in a man's genitals is just a little narrower, but because eel are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got in smoothly."

 

Good to know they have the right Doctors for all types of mishaps over there though!

 

DR Wang