RAZOR Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 No there was never a Liam lived in my street. David?Only folk i ever hung out with round your bit was Nicholas Kelman becuase our Mums were mates, and the lad Stephen Dyer (with the two massive fingers) Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 No there was never a Liam lived in my street. David?Aye Liam Christie. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Only folk i ever hung out with round your bit was Nicholas Kelman becuase our Mums were mates, and the lad Stephen Dyer (with the two massive fingers)Fingers and David Johnstone were mates, you definitely hung about with him. Yous were in my cul de sac all the time. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Fingers and David Johnstone were mates, you definitely hung about with him. Yous were in my cul de sac all the time.That lad gave me a wart on my hand. He moved away p3. Probably trying to see Scott Booth tbh. Me, David Rammage and Scott Copeland were always ''accidently'' kicking the ball over the fence. Link to comment
tainboy Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 PE one day doing afletics. Chavelin to be precise. Rotund lassie in class side steps up to launch this spear at an escaping hyena in the distance but slips, skids the shorts rig up her cavernous pillow cheeks, hurting hersel in the process and the spear lands about 4 yards away. PE teacher we'll call magimmieto protect his innocence is utterly pissing himself at the side of the run up. In techie drawing one day(for the young uns, this is where we used to learn how to draw a cube from any angle on paper), this guy is totally irritating the fuck out of me. He goes off to the bog for a single fish. I proceed to remove the point from my st Link to comment
OddJob Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I went into Monkey House for a pint after work, seen 'Spuzzy Dave' trying to chat up the barmaid.Who the hell is that? Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 I remember people talking about ''Spuzzy Dave'' when i was in about p7/1st year - i always thought it was pish, like a kind of urban myth... Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I remember people talking about ''Spuzzy Dave'' when i was in about p7/1st year - i always thought it was pish, like a kind of urban myth...spuzzy Dave is anything but a myth. Used to buy us our drink and fags when we were at school. used to give us more drink than we asked for, and more change than we initially gave him. Link to comment
tup Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 spuzzy Dave is anything but a myth. Used to buy us our drink and fags when we were at school. used to give us more drink than we asked for, and more change than we initially gave him. Shortly before he pulled your trousers down and interfered with you? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Shortly before he pulled your trousers down and interfered with you?that only happens in wick, Shetland and Orkney I'm afraid. Link to comment
Stoney Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 that only happens in wick, Shetland and Orkney I'm afraid. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 that only happens in wick, Shetland and Orkney I'm afraid. wick, Shetland and Orkney = one big happy family. Link to comment
tup Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Na it only happens in Orkney as far as I know. Harcus will be able to confirm that I'm sure. Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 School was too funny, from someone getting properly chibbed with a broken glass bottle to a serious fight that ended with a wrestling finisher and all the spit and dug shite in between. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 School was too funny, from someone getting properly chibbed with a broken glass bottle to a serious fight that ended with a wrestling finisher and all the spit and dug shite in between. nothing ''properly'' happens in school fights. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 Na it only happens in Orkney as far as I know. Harcus will be able to confirm that I'm sure.everyone in wick is inbred so it must happen there too Link to comment
gla5gowdon Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 nothing ''properly'' happens in school fights. The guy with the scar from his eyebrow to his jaw might disagree. However, I presume you have a "hard man" gimmick on here and your idea of a "proper" fight is disembowelment or something. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 The guy with the scar from his eyebrow to his jaw might disagree. However, I presume you have a "hard man" gimmick on here and your idea of a "proper" fight is disembowelment or something. jesus wept. i remember school fights and ones that happen between fully grown men. i know which is tastier. o.k. you example maybe bucks the trend. chill out. Link to comment
tup Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 everyone in wick is inbred so it must happen there too At least we dinna wear chinos. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 At least we dinna wear chinos.you 100% do wear chinos. Couple of good mates from Wick who both wear chinos. Plus I'd rather wear chinos than get shagged from my dad. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 you 100% do wear chinos. Couple of good mates from Wick who both wear chinos. Plus I'd rather wear chinos than get shagged from my dad. and pulled off by yer ma. the highlands are just scarey. Link to comment
Moorie86 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Lenny Taylors Scotland circa 1990 Tracksuit. Link to comment
tup Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 100% wear chinos Difficult to 50% wear chinos I'd imagine. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 My dad was a hIppy who grew his own. On my first day at Academy he gave me a large back of grass and told me to give it to the hardest lads in the school. By third year my old man was a great chemist and was making some great tablets. By that time I was making a fortune and thought I'd never have to work. He then got busted in 91 and done 12 years. I followed his lead until I myself got got with a yacht full of coke of the coast of Gib in 98. Spent the next 14 years in Jail Drugs are the route of evil. Wish I could turn the clock back till that first day at school minus the weed Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted August 16, 2012 Author Share Posted August 16, 2012 My dad was a hIppy who grew his own. On my first day at Academy he gave me a large back of grass and told me to give it to the hardest lads in the school. By third year my old man was a great chemist and was making some great tablets. By that time I was making a fortune and thought I'd never have to work. He then got busted in 91 and done 12 years. I followed his lead until I myself got got with a yacht full of coke of the coast of Gib in 98. Spent the next 14 years in Jail Drugs are the route of evil. Wish I could turn the clock back till that first day at school minus the weed Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 100% wear chinos Difficult to 50% wear chinos I'd imagine.Dont be a smart arse you lying cunt. Link to comment
tup Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Dont be a smart arse you lying cunt. I can assure you I 100% dinna wear chinos, nor have I ever possessed a pair. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I can assure you I 100% dinna wear chinos, nor have I ever possessed a pair.But your quote that nobody in Wick wears chinos was a lie. Mind you thats all we come to expect of you like, compulsive liar. Link to comment
tup Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 You're expecting me to take your word for the fact that you supposedly ken a couple of folk from Wick who wear chinos. I've never seen them. Prove it. Link to comment
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