robbojunior Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 to cut a long story short bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it... got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way. leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!? Link to comment
tup Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way. Let's hope it was recorded. Link to comment
robbojunior Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Let's hope it was recorded. the main point to note, is that i'm a hero. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 to cut a long story short bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it... got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way. leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!? Thainstone market this weekend, you will find copious amounts of Eastern Europeans looking to purchase such trivial items such as Howards Way. If that fails, Newcastle lads at work are always on about Howay this, and Howay that, so Howards Way must be what they are on about. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Probably a member of Al'qaeda... Link to comment
robbojunior Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Probably a member of Al'qaeda... Ive never met Al before. He seems to get a lot of bad press though. Cheeky Chappie or Ass? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 to cut a long story short bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it... got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way. leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!? Get an article in the Plymouth Grass saying you've been mis-sold and the jakey crackheid promised you Debbie Does Dallas was a band C porno and not a Band E. They gave me a list of about seven or eight episodes of Howard's Way and I went around checking them all and compared to mine was night and day. Even though the other ones were OK, mine is terrible. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 robbo, what ever you do, dont give in to these scam artists.the whole of afc chat and rutherglen are behind you on this one! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 robbo, what ever you do, dont give in to these scam artists.the whole of afc chat and rutherglen are behind you on this one! Yep. You'll be a hero and end up best mates with Tony Blair. Link to comment
tup Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm sure the Gunnislake Grass, the local paper, would be more than interested in running a story about this as you stand with your arms folded as tight as you can to your chest whilst emitting a menacing stare, all mock offence and faux-hardness. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I quite like Howards way and by chance once bought a Betamax player off ebay (the seller had it advertised as a Blueray DVD player but that's another story), would you be willing to swap it for a old Ford Probe? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm sure the Gunnislake Grass, the local paper, would be more than interested in running a story about this as you stand with your arms folded as tight as you can to your chest whilst emitting a menacing stare, all mock offence and faux-hardness. or you could flex your guns in a bodybuilding style pose, infront of full length mirrios for a similarly scary effect Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 If only you were earning as much as I was at 28... Link to comment
robbojunior Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm sure the Gunnislake Grass, the local paper, would be more than interested in running a story about this as you stand with your arms folded as tight as you can to your chest whilst emitting a menacing stare, all mock offence and faux-hardness. The Callington Codswalloper have been on the phone already! I quite like Howards way and by chance once bought a Betamax player off ebay (the seller had it advertised as a Blueray DVD player but that's another story), would you be willing to swap it for a old Ford Probe? No, but i'll trade you for a British Telecom - CEO name tag? or you could flex your guns in a bodybuilding style pose, infront of full length mirrios for a similarly scary effect I would do, but my back is so wide, it would need a super-wide angle lens just to get it all in. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I would do, but my back is so wide, it would need a super-wide angle lens just to get it all in. go get the sword,....... Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Harsh one MT, other folk get a reduction, but you are still paying top whack... A RUTHERGLEN man has yet again hit over his council tax rates after residents in the same building had their rates lowered ... only for his to stay the same. Frank Miller, of Lloyd Court, bought his flat, next to the Tesco on Dalmarnock Road, only last year. His council tax is banded at E, despite being told when he bought the flat he would be in band C. He has since been fighting to get his rate lowered. However as previously reported in the Reformer, two residents in the same complex appealed against their council tax band and were successful. Murray Storm and Ben Watson had their council tax reduced from band E to band D.Yet Frank Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 The Callington Codswalloper have been on the phone already! No, but i'll trade you for a British Telecom - CEO name tag? I would do, but my back is so wide, it would need a super-wide angle lens just to get it all in. How about I give you an old Santa hat I keep in my mirrored wardrobe in exchange for the CEO tag? I got it 76 years ago when my time machine still worked. I don't have the receipt but the shop I bought it from have all the records of the transaction and have promised to upgrade it to a full Santa suit even though it's out of warranty. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 that pic looks like a scene from 28 days later. MT, you rock! :thumbs: Link to comment
Kilkito Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Another point to note from that article, is that Rutherglen is in South Lanarkshire, not Glasgow, so he's not actually a weegie at all, as good as, I admit, but its the principle Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 that pic looks like a scene from 28 days later. MT, you rock! :thumbs:The whole of Glasgow looks like a scene from 28 days later, even the people living there look like extras. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 hey MT, its high noon for the council and this ebay fraudster. you show 'em whos boss. PS - i've never met a frank under the age of 63 before. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Harsh one MT, other folk get a reduction, but you are still paying top whack... Belting “Myself and Mr Storm decided to present our evidence together, when we went over for our slot there was another gentleman there also. They gave us the option to combine our presentation together.” I presume since the other two won and the other gentleman still paid band E that the other gentleman came across as a bit of a tit. "Ben added: “The strength of the assessors argument was that he was basically offsetting the area differences by the fact that we had ensuite, which the board found was not reasonable grounds to compensate for a worse residential area, which we had.” :hysterical: You couldn't make shit like that up. You bide in a two bedroom flat in an utter shithole and the ensuite makes it better. However the court rules the ensuite makes absolutely no difference. So gets it downgraded to an even bigger shithole. What a victory. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 is murray related to mason storm from hard to kill? Link to comment
tup Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 It's heartwarming to know that the weegie council base their council tax rates on how much of a cunt each person is. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 to cut a long story short bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it... got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way. leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!?You phoned the police because you got mugged of by some gadgy doon i boozer? Man the fuck up and deal with it yersel yi grass cunt. Link to comment
tup Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 RAZOR not at his sharpest today. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 RAZOR not at his sharpest today.wooosh,clearly missed the point. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 South Lanarkshire Valuation bands. Up to Link to comment
E-P-K Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 South Lanarkshire Valuation bands. Up to Link to comment
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