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to cut a long story short

 

bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it...

 

got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way.

 

leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past

 

i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!?

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to cut a long story short

 

bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it...

 

got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way.

 

leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past

 

i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!?

 

Thainstone market this weekend, you will find copious amounts of Eastern Europeans looking to purchase such trivial items such as Howards Way.

 

If that fails, Newcastle lads at work are always on about Howay this, and Howay that, so Howards Way must be what they are on about.

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The Boofon Veteran

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to cut a long story short

 

bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it...

 

got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way.

 

leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past

 

i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!?

 

 

 

Get an article in the Plymouth Grass saying you've been mis-sold and the jakey crackheid promised you Debbie Does Dallas was a band C porno and not a Band E.

 

They gave me a list of about seven or eight episodes of Howard's Way and I went around checking them all and compared to mine was night and day. Even though the other ones were OK, mine is terrible.

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Bluto10 Grand Master

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I'm sure the Gunnislake Grass, the local paper, would be more than interested in running a story about this as you stand with your arms folded as tight as you can to your chest whilst emitting a menacing stare, all mock offence and faux-hardness.

 

or you could flex your guns in a bodybuilding style pose, infront of full length mirrios for a similarly scary effect

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I'm sure the Gunnislake Grass, the local paper, would be more than interested in running a story about this as you stand with your arms folded as tight as you can to your chest whilst emitting a menacing stare, all mock offence and faux-hardness.

 

The Callington Codswalloper have been on the phone already!

 

I quite like Howards way and by chance once bought a Betamax player off ebay (the seller had it advertised as a Blueray DVD player but that's another story), would you be willing to swap it for a old Ford Probe?

 

No, but i'll trade you for a British Telecom - CEO name tag?

 

or you could flex your guns in a bodybuilding style pose, infront of full length mirrios for a similarly scary effect

 

I would do, but my back is so wide, it would need a super-wide angle lens just to get it all in.

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Harsh one MT, other folk get a reduction, but you are still paying top whack...

 

 

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A RUTHERGLEN man has yet again hit over his council tax rates after residents in the same building had their rates lowered ... only for his to stay the same.

 

Frank Miller, of Lloyd Court, bought his flat, next to the Tesco on Dalmarnock Road, only last year.

 

His council tax is banded at E, despite being told when he bought the flat he would be in band C.

 

He has since been fighting to get his rate lowered.

 

However as previously reported in the Reformer, two residents in the same complex appealed against their council tax band and were successful.

 

Murray Storm and Ben Watson had their council tax reduced from band E to band D.Yet Frank

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The Boofon Veteran

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The Callington Codswalloper have been on the phone already!

 

 

 

No, but i'll trade you for a British Telecom - CEO name tag?

 

 

 

I would do, but my back is so wide, it would need a super-wide angle lens just to get it all in.

 

How about I give you an old Santa hat I keep in my mirrored wardrobe in exchange for the CEO tag?

 

I got it 76 years ago when my time machine still worked. I don't have the receipt but the shop I bought it from have all the records of the transaction and have promised to upgrade it to a full Santa suit even though it's out of warranty.

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The Boofon Veteran

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Harsh one MT, other folk get a reduction, but you are still paying top whack...

 

 

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Belting

 

“Myself and Mr Storm decided to present our evidence together, when we went over for our slot there was another gentleman there also. They gave us the option to combine our presentation together.”

 

I presume since the other two won and the other gentleman still paid band E that the other gentleman came across as a bit of a tit. :blahblah1:

 

 

"Ben added: “The strength of the assessors argument was that he was basically offsetting the area differences by the fact that we had ensuite, which the board found was not reasonable grounds to compensate for a worse residential area, which we had.”

 

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

 

You couldn't make shit like that up.

 

You bide in a two bedroom flat in an utter shithole and the ensuite makes it better.

 

However the court rules the ensuite makes absolutely no difference.

 

So gets it downgraded to an even bigger shithole.

 

What a victory. :trophy:

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RAZOR Grand Master

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to cut a long story short

 

bought something down the pub off some jakey crackheid and paid for it...

 

got home only to find that my 'Debbie Does Dallas' dvd is in fact an old Betamax of Howards Way.

 

leaves me with this mis-sold item, less money and apparently its happened loads in the past

 

i called up MI5, and they said because its not illegal to be a robbing jakey drug addled rip-off c@nt, they always take the bloke down the pub's side, so he's free to do it again and again...unreal!?

You phoned the police because you got mugged of by some gadgy doon i boozer? Man the fuck up and deal with it yersel yi grass cunt.

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