Aberdeen Excuses Bingo

[Ke1t]

Time to get a handle on the phrases Aberdeen uses as copy paste excuses from one year to the next when the humiliations and bottom 6 football comes around.

 

So far we've had

 

"We're Hurting as much as the Fans"

 

"This result is unacceptable"

 

"Vote of Confidence for (insert manager's name here)"

 

"We're broke"

 

and today

 

"Blame us and not the boss (from a random player)"

 

What other routine excuses do we get for a game of Aberdeen Excuses Bingo?

[swifty]

"Unrealistic expectations"

[OneBeboMaguire]

"we had x amount of corners while they had y amount"

 

"gonzalez didn't have a save to make"

 

"we've got strikers who can score goals"

 

"we thought the team would have been sufficient to beat east fife but we didn't"

[Bebo]

"The fans were terrific and deserve better"

[Mouse]

"All credit to <insert opposition team name here>"

 

"We are just around the corner from going on a good run" (after 50 million games without a victory)

[Nealey]

"We thought even Darren Mackie would get a goal against East Fife"

[RUL]

"our support is magnificent and we want to give them the team they deserve"

[minijc]

"We were unlucky"

[Mouse]

"Darren Mackie is a proven goalscorer"

[StandFree1982]

"We have had lots of injuries lately"

[Ke1t]

"Milne has offered to step aside if a suitable buyer comes forward but interest so far is scarce."

[King Street Loon]

'Firstly I'd like to pay credit to the other team'

[virtualmontana]

We have key 5 players injured. ( this may or may not refer to players who are not definate first team players)

 

** Hint - and a squad woefully lacking in depth.

[Crossbow]

I'm just here for my pension - what did you expect?

[Crossbow]

I'm just here for my pension - what did you expect?

[paddy]

I've lost my whiteboard and Angela's on holiday

[Jack_Glass]

Our strikers can score goals

[Dynamo]

"If you look at the stats, we actually had twice as many goal kicks as Motherwell"

[The Boofon]

"If you look at the stats, we actually had twice as many goal kicks as Motherwell"

 

 

We have actually had more corners and shots on targets according to the BBC.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

Jimmy must go

[dazzy_deff]

"We conceded the least fouls, so we may qualify for Europe through the Fair Play league! Fair play is much more important than winning matches!"

[dunc_afc]

The driver forgot to stop at the horn so we never got our bacon rolls

[madjockmcferson]

The other team was just slightly less shite than we were.