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Nealey

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I use Microsoft Security Essentials and have never had any problems.

 

That is what I use as well. Used to have AVG but they didn't support 64 bit versions of Windows when I got my current PC, went for Avast! for a while but really hated the GUI, back to AVG but got tired of it consantly bothering me about the paid version. MSE does the job. Easy to use and you barely notice it is there most of the time, which is what I like from an anti-virus program.

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Software manufacturers are strapped for cash.

 

They hold a board meeting at this time of crisis, folk are pirating the shit out of their products and turning a pound is becoming harder by the minute.

 

'What can we do? People are cunts, they won't pay for something they can rip off for fuck all' says some geek in six inch thick lense glasses who's replaced interaction with humans with virtual insanity and who has no social skills beyond his QWERTY hidey hole.

 

'What about wrecking folks computer systems covertly?' says some other tefal head in jesus sandals and white socks. 'Just for spite, get them back for making a cunt of the nerd fraternity'

 

'It's tempting' says some other whizzkid with bumfluff coming from his lugs to his chin in the form of a serious pair of unkempt pork choppers.

 

'Eureka' says the goth boffin in charge of this rabble of losers.

 

'Viruses, followed by our ever so helpful anti-virus software. We'll pump viruses out of one end of the factory, and get clean cut looking normal folk to sell this ice-to-eskimo esque product from the other whilst faux smiling through a set of Donny Osmond style pearlers. Folk will be falling over themselves to buy it'

 

'Never' says a little zit faced ginger twerp, himself involved in duplicity just the previous night when he gave himself seven lovebites with the hoover to dupe his fellow swots into thinking he has a life.

 

And so it began.

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Software manufacturers are strapped for cash.

 

They hold a board meeting at this time of crisis, folk are pirating the shit out of their products and turning a pound is becoming harder by the minute.

 

'What can we do? People are cunts, they won't pay for something they can rip off for fuck all' says some geek in six inch thick lense glasses who's replaced interaction with humans with virtual insanity and who has no social skills beyond his QWERTY hidey hole.

 

'What about wrecking folks computer systems covertly?' says some other tefal head in jesus sandals and white socks. 'Just for spite, get them back for making a cunt of the nerd fraternity'

 

'It's tempting' says some other whizzkid with bumfluff coming from his lugs to his chin in the form of a serious pair of unkempt pork choppers.

 

'Eureka' says the goth boffin in charge of this rabble of losers.

 

'Viruses, followed by our ever so helpful anti-virus software. We'll pump viruses out of one end of the factory, and get clean cut looking normal folk to sell this ice-to-eskimo esque product from the other whilst faux smiling through a set of Donny Osmond style pearlers. Folk will be falling over themselves to buy it'

 

'Never' says a little zit faced ginger twerp, himself involved in duplicity just the previous night when he gave himself seven lovebites with the hoover to dupe his fellow swots into thinking he has a life.

 

And so it began.

 

Oh for fuck sake I was hoping you'd miss this thread after the last carry on.

 

It was Sans Anti Virus you use was it not? ;):gay::pirate:

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As a frequent visitor to dodgy porn sites, my antivitus needs to be up to the job.

 

I used to give notron money, but i still picked up an occasional virus so I switched to avg. They're new version, out 10 months ago was power hungry so my computer began to lag.

 

Switch to Microsoft Security Essentials and it's great. Runs fast and in the backround. doesn't like motherless, but that's probably a good thing.

 

Once a month I also run Malwarebytes anit-malware, superantispyware and ccleaner.

 

ccleaner is a beast.

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As a frequent visitor to dodgy porn sites, my antivitus needs to be up to the job.

 

I used to give notron money, but i still picked up an occasional virus so I switched to avg. They're new version, out 10 months ago was power hungry so my computer began to lag.

 

Switch to Microsoft Security Essentials and it's great. Runs fast and in the backround. doesn't like motherless, but that's probably a good thing.

 

Once a month I also run Malwarebytes anit-malware, superantispyware and ccleaner.

 

ccleaner is a beast.

 

Was having the same problem as yourself with my computer lagging at times with AVG, so i've decided to give this Microsoft Security Essentials a go. Seems to be fairly popular on here.

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I've got AVG and it's just a good as anything you'd pay for. Why pay when you can get the same thing for free.

 

used this when I had a pc, was solid. My work actually use it for their system and their a multinational.

 

I wouldn't trust Microsoft as far as I could throw a 10 ton Elephant when it comes to security.

agree 100%

 

use a macbook now, no need for this sort of tomfoolery :thumbs:

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Use anything but Norton... that's worse than getting an actual virus.

 

lol...i have to agree with this, it digs in deeper than a tick and i would never recommend it, very bulky programme and can mess your system up when removing it. I had to get Nortons removal tool way back when i had XP sp3 to clean all the files it left behind.

 

I use AVG & Windows Defender together on both my 32bit & 64bit systems. Plus it's also an idea to use a browser like firefox with some additional security plugins added and build up layers of protection so as not to reply on one programme.

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