Ke1t Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 just saw the most gorgeous Asian chick wiggling her arse through the terminal. Tiny skirt, knee high high-heeled booties, tight orange top. "hooooooly fuck!" I nonchalantly commented to the wife, "did you notice if they were selling them at the duty free?" adding racism to the crimes of sexism and pissing the wife off. "I'm going pretend you're Asian the night, you naughty little oriental tease." I pointed out. Pretty sure I'm actually NOT getting any tonight, though. But the brutal Asian poems will be getting a run out for sure. So,yeah, I'll be masturbating to the Bukkakes tonight. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 just saw the most gorgeous Asian chick wiggling her arse through the terminal. Tiny skirt, knee high high-heeled booties, tight orange top. "hooooooly fuck!" I nonchalantly commented to the wife, "did you notice if they were selling them at the duty free?" adding racism to the crimes of sexism and pissing the wife off. "I'm going pretend you're Asian the night, you naughty little oriental tease." I pointed out. Pretty sure I'm actually NOT getting any tonight, though. But the brutal Asian poems will be getting a run out for sure. So,yeah, I'll be masturbating to the Bukkakes tonight.In the age of mobile phones with cameras, did you not think of taking a quick picture to share?? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 In the age of mobile phones with cameras, did you not think of taking a quick picture to share?? Gie Kelt a break. He canna hold the phone still while he knocks one out. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 I has lulz.. Spellcheck changed porns to poems. But no, seriously, the porns will be brutal. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Gie Kelt a break. He canna hold the phone still while he knocks one out.I can use a mouse, watch "adult entertainment" on the old laptop while knocking one out whilst also keeping one ear and one eye on the door for anyone coming in!! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I has lulz.. Spellcheck changed porns to poems. There once was a young lady fae Bangkok... Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 just saw the most gorgeous Asian chick wiggling her arse through the terminal. Tiny skirt, knee high high-heeled booties, tight orange top. "hooooooly fuck!" I nonchalantly commented to the wife, "did you notice if they were selling them at the duty free?" adding racism to the crimes of sexism and pissing the wife off. "I'm going pretend you're Asian the night, you naughty little oriental tease." I pointed out. Pretty sure I'm actually NOT getting any tonight, though. But the brutal Asian poems will be getting a run out for sure. So,yeah, I'll be masturbating to the Bukkakes tonight. Which terminal? Is there a Casino in the airport? Link to comment
Foster14 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Which terminal? Is there a Casino in the airport? Aye, wasted my remaining Euros on roulette there last year... Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I can use a mouse, watch "adult entertainment" on the old laptop while knocking one out whilst also keeping one ear and one eye on the door for anyone coming in!! Obviously I cannot, caught bonny a while back, Mrs had seemingly been standing there for a minute or2 before she did the old clearing the throat cough Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Obviously I cannot, caught bonny a while back, Mrs had seemingly been standing there for a minute or2 before she did the old clearing the throat cough What were ye watching at the time? Did she clear her throat jist as the burd (eh hope it was a burd!) was getting her throat filled in the video? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I paid her 10 baht, on my chest she did shat, and said did Frank Bruno do this for you? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Obviously I cannot, caught bonny a while back, Mrs had seemingly been standing there for a minute or2 before she did the old clearing the throat cough Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 What were ye watching at the time? Did she clear her throat jist as the burd (eh hope it was a burd!) was getting her throat filled in the video? I cannot remember exactly as the shock rendered me catatonic but going by my normal prefererence it was probably something to do with salad tossing !! (wi burds) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 I cannot remember exactly as the shock rendered me catatonic but going by my normal prefererence it was probably something to do with salad tossing !! (wi burds) Never been caught myself, but was awfy close one time a few years back. Mrs Byen had taken her parents and sister off tae Ikea. Great, couple of hours of me time So, eh'd found a suitable video and was getting in tae the storyline, when suddenly eh hear a car racing in to oor driveway. Eh was in a sheer state of panic, breeks roond my ankles and the video playing away with the um, dialog, blaring away. Eh unplugged the computer whipped up my kecks and breeks, and got to the door to greet their return without a hint of being flustered. Turns oot they'd had a barney in the car, Mrs Byen had said fuck this, and turned the car roond. Always have an escape plan ready lads Link to comment
phoenix Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Ah've nae time for extra-marital affairs and ah'm nae too sure aboot internal eens either. Nasty , sticky business. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 My ex brother in law told me a cracking tale one day. It could be bullshit but funny anyway. He was away at some conference which had something to do with the offshore industry and he got talking to some guy who told him that he had watched a top class porno in the hotel the night before. Very good says the bro in law, do you want to see it says the gudgie, I used my video camera to film it of the tv. No thanks said the bro in law. So everyone at this conference turns up for some presentation in the afternoon, but whoever is doing it is running an hour late. So porno man nips upstairs and grabs the camcorder and hooks it up to the tv. So he fires on the porno and everyone is laughing and cheering,then silence! Seemingly in the corner of the tv screen you could see a reflection of your man sitting on the end of the bed cracking one off! Buy all accounts he grabbed the camcorder and walked out never to be seen again. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 My ex brother in law told me a cracking tale one day. It could be bullshit but funny anyway. He was away at some conference which had something to do with the offshore industry and he got talking to some guy who told him that he had watched a top class porno in the hotel the night before. Very good says the bro in law, do you want to see it says the gudgie, I used my video camera to film it of the tv. No thanks said the bro in law. So everyone at this conference turns up for some presentation in the afternoon, but whoever is doing it is running an hour late. So porno man MIPS upstairs and grabs the camcorder and hooks it up to the tv. So he fires on the porno and everyone is laughing and cheering,then silence! Seemingly in the corner of the tv screen you could see a reflection of your man sitting on the end of the bed cracking one off! Buy all accounts he grabbed the camcorder and walked out never to be seen again. Sounds true, these offshore boys wid be silent as they were staring intently at the reflection. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 My ex brother in law told me a cracking tale one day. It could be bullshit but funny anyway. He was away at some conference which had something to do with the offshore industry and he got talking to some guy who told him that he had watched a top class porno in the hotel the night before. Very good says the bro in law, do you want to see it says the gudgie, I used my video camera to film it of the tv. No thanks said the bro in law. So everyone at this conference turns up for some presentation in the afternoon, but whoever is doing it is running an hour late. So porno man nips upstairs and grabs the camcorder and hooks it up to the tv. So he fires on the porno and everyone is laughing and cheering,then silence! Seemingly in the corner of the tv screen you could see a reflection of your man sitting on the end of the bed cracking one off! Buy all accounts he grabbed the camcorder and walked out never to be seen again. Cheesepipes must have been affa embarassed! no wonder he doesn't work offshore anymore Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 : Cheesepipes must have been affa embarassed! no wonder he doesn't work offshore anymore Link to comment
minijc Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Cheesepipes must have been affa embarassed! no wonder he doesn't work offshore anymore Link to comment
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