Man With No Arms Or Legs.........

[The Boofon]

Bob

 

Mental.

 

"Seventeen years ago, while adjusting a television aerial on a roof, the former steel worker was given an electric shock by an overhead power line.

When they amputated my last limb, the left leg, I wanted to die. I was so depressed, as low as you can get. But you have to make a decision - and I chose to live

[BrianFaePerth]

Poor bastard, he's French.

[tup]

fused to the ladder, free'd by anither blast, lucky escape my arse, cunt would be better off dead.

[StandFree1982]

fused to the ladder, free'd by anither blast, lucky escape my arse, cunt would be better off dead.

I shouldn't laugh....but can't help it! Probably shouldn't have read this while on a call, almost burst out laughing.

[Dynamo]

I'd rather be deid.

[tup]

On the flip side, miniJC could slap him about a bit.

[The Boofon]

Poor bastard, he's French.

 

 

He's some buoy doing that.

[Dynamo]

I wonder if he knows more folk than razor?

[tup]

I wonder if he knows more folk than razor?

 

He's bound to be a better laugh than him, and I imagine even typing with his cock he could spell better if he ever became an AFC Chat member.

[robbojunior]

He's bound to be a better laugh than him, and I imagine even typing with his cock he could spell better if he ever became an AFC Chat member.

 

pardon the pun

[Ke1t]

What do you say to a man with no arms and no legs if your watch is broken?

 

'Ave you got the time on yer, cock?

 

Rik Mayall circa 1982

[tup]

Nothing like some old fashioned 'armless banter.

[RAZOR]

I wonder if he knows more folk than razor?

You sound like a hardman online.