StandFree1982 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Set to marry again at 84....spanish as well... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 WYOWY? I would since it's the only option you've made available. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 WYOWY? I would since it's the only option you've made available. Well she's an auld wifie and thought she could do with a bit of young blood in her. Fucking hell, the guy she is marrying must be blind. She is worth a fortune though, but still.... Link to comment
tup Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Is that Darren Mackie's granny? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 She looks like Touche' Turtle in a bad wig. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 She looks like Touche' Turtle in a bad wig. :hysterical: Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Set to marry again at 84....spanish as well... Get this in "the hot bird thread" asap! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 She looks like Touche' Turtle in a bad wig. I had to leave the room, couldn't stop myself from bursting out laughing. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Set to marry again at 84....spanish as well... The dazzler's related to her.It's in the eye's. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I had to leave the room, couldn't stop myself from bursting out laughing. Were you in a No Laughing Room at the time? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Were you in a No Laughing Room at the time? Nah, just didn't want to try and explain to others in the room what I am laughing at. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I see there may be a contender for Touche' Turtle in the lookalike contest. Set to marry again at 84....spanish as well... Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I would ride the arse right aff it. EDIT: In saying that I bet her love cavern would be so dry that whilst riding you would need a fire extinguisher handy in case the friction started a fire. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I would ride the arse right aff it. EDIT: In saying that I bet her love cavern would be so dry that whilst riding you would need a fire extinguisher handy in case the friction started a fire. Maybe a map as well if ye believe her love cavern is round the back. Or are ye cheeepipes in disguise? Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Maybe a map as well if ye believe her love cavern is round the back. Or are ye cheeepipes in disguise?Actually the love cavern is either in my parlance. The one round the front is also called the meat rocket docking station. Either way I reckon they would both be dry as tinder. Speaking of the meat rocket docking station I bet hers has a frightenting amount of pubes around it. Bit like the thorns that surround Sleeping beauty you would need to hack them down before you could claim your prize. Besides I didn't say i was going to pratice anal on her. I just said I would ride her till her arse fell off. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Actually the love cavern is either in my parlance. The one round the front is also called the meat rocket docking station. Either way I reckon they would both be dry as tinder. Speaking of the meat rocket docking station I bet hers has a frightenting amount of pubes around it. Bit like the thorns that surround Sleeping beauty you would need to hack them down before you could claim your prize. Besides I didn't say i was going to pratice anal on her. I just said I would ride her till her arse fell off. I'm sure using words like meat rocket docking station get you yer hole every night. Riding her until her arse fell off would take about 5 seconds going by her condition. She looks like she belongs in a leper colony. Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm sure using words like meat rocket docking station get you yer hole every night. Riding her until her arse fell off would take about 5 seconds going by her condition. She looks like she belongs in a leper colony.You bet yir bottom dollar I do Boof. Balls. I was hoping for 4 seconds as that is about how long I last. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 poor davie. not even his mowzer is decent. he's might have a massive cock tho. balance things out. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 She looks like Touche' Turtle in a bad wig. Looks like one of the gangers from Dr Who has escaped to me... Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 in her young days Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Set to marry again at 84....spanish as well... Donno like, heard she aint so shit hot in the mornings Link to comment
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