tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Sent off for England tonight for kicking a Montenegro player. What would possess him to do something like that when they were winning the game? Now he will miss the first few games in Euro 2012 because of it. And I thought he was more or less over that petulant behaviour, especially since he's had such a good start to his season. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 What would possess him to do something like that when they were winning the game? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15213975 Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15213975 What's the odds? Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Sent off for England tonight for kicking a Montenegro player. What would possess him to do something like that when they were winning the game? Now he will miss the first few games in Euro 2012 because of it. And I thought he was more or less over that petulant behaviour, especially since he's had such a good start to his season. Wayne Rooney is 80% potato - the man is an utter vegetable. Case closed. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Wayne Rooney is 80% potato - the man is an utter vegetable. Case closed. What is the other 20% though? Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 What's the odds?Ask his Dad. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 What is the other 20% though? Well now.... let us think... i mean the boy can kick a ball - lets gee him that. Therefore i'd say that the remaining 20% of him has to comprise bone and muscle tissue, genitals (for firing it up that sack of spuds he calls his wife), and just enough gray matter necessary for musculo-skeletal movement/foot-eye coordination. Oh, and speech - he has some limited capacity for speech.... That is all. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 capello's going to be hacked off about this after he went on telly to say that he was fine. made to look a fool. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 7, 2011 Author Share Posted October 7, 2011 Well now.... let us think... i mean the boy can kick a ball - lets gee him that. Therefore i'd say that the remaining 20% of him has to comprise bone and muscle tissue, genitals (for firing it up that sack of spuds he calls his wife), and just enough gray matter necessary for musculo-skeletal movement/foot-eye coordination. Oh, and speech - he has some limited capacity for speech.... That is all. Apologies, I thought you meant that 80% of his brain was potato. 'Tis the mark of the man that I surely can be forgiven for making this error? Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Apologies, I thought you meant that 80% of his brain was potato. 'Tis the mark of the man that I surely can be forgiven for making this error? Of course you can - you're alright with me old son. Just look at the genomics of the situation. His great grandfather was a king edward (100% potato) who was interbred with a human female: The child he fathered (90% potato): Went on to fertilise a human female. Therefore, the offspring of this encounter (wayne) carries a large proportion of potato genotype: Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Just seen the highlights. Boy won the ball him so he lashes out. Complete tit, no excuses. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I hope to fuck he does the same a week today. Difference between between capello and fergie is fergie won't play him if his heads all over the place. Link to comment
Scarface Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Wayne Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele. Take that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele grabs the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'... it reminds me of Rooney wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'. Just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his load up cheap tarts. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Wayne Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele. Take that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele grabs the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'... it reminds me of Rooney wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'. Just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his load up cheap tarts. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Wayne Rooney is a white, prostitute-loving version of Pele. Take that bit in Escape to Victory where Michael Caine is showing the tactics on a blackboard and Pele grabs the chalk and says 'I do this, this, this, this - goal'... it reminds me of Rooney wandering into the bar of a Ramada Inn, eyeing-up the orange-skinned trollops and saying 'I do that one, that one, that one, that one - three hundred quid'. Just as Pele is a man of grace and intelligence and a wonderful ambassador for both football and his country, Wayne spent ninety grand on a Range Rover and likes to blow his load up cheap tarts.Where do you dream up this shite? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Where do you dream up this shite? It'll be a copy and paste job from someone else. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 It'll be a copy and paste job from someone else.One of his alter ego's? Link to comment
Scarface Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Where do you dream up this shite? It'll be a copy and paste job from someone else. It's from the Daily Mash you couple of havvering old fish wifies. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 It's from the Daily Mash you couple of havvering old fish wifies.Ha ha.Only messing min. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 FA doing everything they can to make sure Rooney only gets a one match ban. "Rooney" also apparently written to UEFA pleading his case, presumably in crayon. Good to see as ever the respect campaign is only for others. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 FA doing everything they can to make sure Rooney only gets a one match ban. "Rooney" also apparently written to UEFA pleading his case, presumably in crayon. Good to see as ever the respect campaign is only for others. Hopefully UEFA don't buy their pish and punish him. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Why is there even a question over how many games he should be banned for? Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Why is there even a question over how many games he should be banned for? in normal circumstances there wouldn't be a question but as its England and their best player the media turn it in to a circus. anyone know when he finds out? Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Why is there even a question over how many games he should be banned for? Because some of us, including me, have no idea what the protocol is!!! It was a straight red card, for violent conduct... does anyone actually know? Or because it was violent conduct, could he have extra games adds by the disciplinary panel? I actually have no idea how it works? If England lose him for more than one game, then they could be struggling if they get a tough group! Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Because some of us, including me, have no idea what the protocol is!!! It was a straight red card, for violent conduct... does anyone actually know? Or because it was violent conduct, could he have extra games adds by the disciplinary panel? I actually have no idea how it works? If England lose him for more than one game, then they could be struggling if they get a tough group! he automatically gets a one game ban for the Euros apparently and UEFA are considering a longer suspension. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Rooneys ace, Turns it on at United, fucks up for England. Whats not to like. Link to comment
THFC6061 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Judging by Rooney's contribution to England's last two World Cup Finals competitions, a 90 kilogramme tub of lard would be a suitable replacement for him at the Euro 2012 Finals. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Because some of us, including me, have no idea what the protocol is!!! It was a straight red card, for violent conduct... does anyone actually know? Or because it was violent conduct, could he have extra games adds by the disciplinary panel? I actually have no idea how it works? If England lose him for more than one game, then they could be struggling if they get a tough group! Most probable he will receive a 3 match suspension, automatically 1 game for the red, but due to the nature of the sending off, violent conduct, an extra 2 games will be included in the ban, UEFA meet on Thursday and the decision will be known then. See D J Campbell is bumping his gums about being good enough for England... Link to comment
OddJob Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Most probable he will receive a 3 match suspension, automatically 1 game for the red, but due to the nature of the sending off, violent conduct, an extra 2 games will be included in the ban, UEFA meet on Thursday and the decision will be known then. See D J Campbell is bumping his gums about being good enough for England... He hasn't even been good enough to start for a goal-shy Q.P.R Link to comment
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