Ke1t Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Caught some fucking bug in your third world country a few weeks ago and can't for the life of me shake the bastard thing. Just when I think it's going away I wake up and my throat hurts or I'm coughing and sneezing like a motherfucker. Currently on my second bottle of cough syrup today, and I have to say I'm feeling pretty fucked up... can't focus orconcentrate and I just pished down the front of my sweats while I was spacing out in the bog... spent about ten minutes just staring at the wallpaper like a fucking retard, then realised I'd been pissing on myself. The bad thing being that when I've drunk this much cough syrup I have to go piss every 15 minutes. I think it affects my kidneys or something, I don't know. Chances are I haven't pissed on myself for the last time today. Fuck your third world shit, I'm sick of this fucking flu or whatever the fuck it is. And while I'm at it, what's with the fucking urinals in the middle of the street in Aberdeen? Savages... you're fucking savages is what you are. No wonder I'm sick and pissing on myself. I'm going to lie down. Link to comment
Oklahoma 1903 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Caught some fucking bug in your third world country a few weeks ago and can't for the life of me shake the bastard thing. Just when I think it's going away I wake up and my throat hurts or I'm coughing and sneezing like a motherfucker. Currently on my second bottle of cough syrup today, and I have to say I'm feeling pretty fucked up... can't focus orconcentrate and I just pished down the front of my sweats while I was spacing out in the bog... spent about ten minutes just staring at the wallpaper like a fucking retard, then realised I'd been pissing on myself. The bad thing being that when I've drunk this much cough syrup I have to go piss every 15 minutes. I think it affects my kidneys or something, I don't know. Chances are I haven't pissed on myself for the last time today. Fuck your third world shit, I'm sick of this fucking flu or whatever the fuck it is. And while I'm at it, what's with the fucking urinals in the middle of the street in Aberdeen? Savages... you're fucking savages is what you are. No wonder I'm sick and pissing on myself. I'm going to lie down. Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Caught some fucking bug in your third world country a few weeks ago and can't for the life of me shake the bastard thing. Just when I think it's going away I wake up and my throat hurts or I'm coughing and sneezing like a motherfucker. Currently on my second bottle of cough syrup today, and I have to say I'm feeling pretty fucked up... can't focus orconcentrate and I just pished down the front of my sweats while I was spacing out in the bog... spent about ten minutes just staring at the wallpaper like a fucking retard, then realised I'd been pissing on myself. The bad thing being that when I've drunk this much cough syrup I have to go piss every 15 minutes. I think it affects my kidneys or something, I don't know. Chances are I haven't pissed on myself for the last time today. Fuck your third world shit, I'm sick of this fucking flu or whatever the fuck it is. And while I'm at it, what's with the fucking urinals in the middle of the street in Aberdeen? Savages... you're fucking savages is what you are. No wonder I'm sick and pissing on myself. I'm going to lie down.That sounds like a case of Bad Aids Kelt my man... Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Hope you've got adequate health insurance, ARVs are awfully expensive Link to comment
tutankamun Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Man the fuck up, Yankee poof. What about nine eleven, (9/11)? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 It's your body rebelling against the clean NE air. Or you didn't perchance slip face first into one of those outside urinals and imbib some rancid piss? Link to comment
minijc Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 It's your body rebelling against the clean NE air. Or you didn't perchance slip face first into one of those outside urinals and imbib some rancid piss?Those things are amazing, soo ace when there's a busy one, you run up and kick it, great larks! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Those things are amazing, soo ace when there's a busy one, you run up and kick it, great larks! Aye that sounds hoorin amusing. You'll be starting fights in a pub with a bad juker next. Link to comment
s1dnk Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Caught some fucking bug in your third world country a few weeks ago and can't for the life of me shake the bastard thing. Just when I think it's going away I wake up and my throat hurts or I'm coughing and sneezing like a motherfucker. Currently on my second bottle of cough syrup today, and I have to say I'm feeling pretty fucked up... can't focus orconcentrate and I just pished down the front of my sweats while I was spacing out in the bog... spent about ten minutes just staring at the wallpaper like a fucking retard, then realised I'd been pissing on myself. The bad thing being that when I've drunk this much cough syrup I have to go piss every 15 minutes. I think it affects my kidneys or something, I don't know. Chances are I haven't pissed on myself for the last time today. Fuck your third world shit, I'm sick of this fucking flu or whatever the fuck it is. And while I'm at it, what's with the fucking urinals in the middle of the street in Aberdeen? Savages... you're fucking savages is what you are. No wonder I'm sick and pissing on myself. I'm going to lie down.Moaning yank c**t. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Aye that sounds hoorin amusing. You'll be starting fights in a pub with a bad juker next.Never said it was amusing, did I? Well tonight may be the night, if the music at stoneys wedding reception is shit, I'll be kicking off. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Never said it was amusing, did I? Well tonight may be the night, if the music at stoneys wedding reception is shit, I'll be kicking off. For somebody with such shit taste, it'll need to be really bad. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 For somebody with such shit taste, it'll need to be really bad.OH POW" My music taste is simply fantastic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 I'm not a fan. Same hair colour. I thought you'd be a devoted follower of all things Hucknall. Mini you should get your hole tonight if Scotland win. Plenty things in skirts going about town bleezing and nae sure what they are doing. Easy pickings. Watch out for the feathery hats though. :thumbs: Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted October 8, 2011 Share Posted October 8, 2011 Watch out for the feathery hats though. :thumbs: You can't beat a wee tickle. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Those things are amazing, soo ace when there's a busy one, you run up and kick it, great larks!You really are just a thug! Link to comment
tup Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 There's a thread for this already. 'Time to man up?' is the title. 'Tup's Corner' is also open to discuss such piffling dilemmas if need be. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Fuckin' poofy American. Was it a terror attack on yer immune system? Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Has he died? Haven't heard from him in a while? Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Has he died? Haven't heard from him in a while? I dont think he has died. He will one day though. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Ke1t min sounds like you caught GAY Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Kelt isnt dead. Hope you are feeling better Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Kelt isnt dead. Hope you are feeling better I'm about 20 pounds of blood, piss, feces and snotters lighter than I was this time last week. Fuck knows what I picked up on my trip, but having seen that public sanitation in Aberdeen basically amounts to legally pishing in the street these days, I'm guessing I caught some kind of Medieval fucking plague the likes of which havnae been seen in Europe since thon fucking Renaissance hingmy happened. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 You sir, when you signed yourself over to Uncle Samuel have trigged the wrath of the gods, you'll soon disappear for good like Marty McFly if he never managed to help his pathetic dad fuck his mother. Kelt's fae the future? Kill me now. Link to comment
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