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Nae really in to pornography as such, but recently discovered red tube - it satisfies my needs (which are very basic in nature)....

 

Where does everyone else go? Where's the best place to go in your opinion?

 

Im particulalry interested in securing Ke1t's advice on this subject.

 

:sherlock:

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What were you using before if you've only just found redtube?! Tube8.

 

Edit - my 500th post is about porn. nice

 

Nothing. Im a complete novice.

 

Like i said i've never really been in to pornography, but i quite like the youtube layout of red tube. Its o.k. for a now and again gander.

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Nothing. Im a complete novice.

 

Like i said i've never really been in to pornography, but i quite like the youtube layout of red tube. Its o.k. for a now and again gander.

 

The minute we got the 'net in the house all those years ago I was "investigating" it! Used to download stuff from limewire and that as www.thehun.net just didnt do it, but redtube etc saved me from all that! I've also been recommended youporn, youjizz and lobstertube. tube8 for me though

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Wife is down visiting from aberdeen.

 

 

Nae really in to pornography as such, but recently discovered red tube - it satisfies my needs (which are very basic in nature)....

 

Where does everyone else go? Where's the best place to go in your opinion?

 

Im particulalry interested in securing Ke1t's advice on this subject.

 

:sherlock:

 

If you and the wife are now living apart I can see how you have " recently discovered" pornography.

 

Would it not be better if you weren't on a football forum asking a "sick" American, ( :itch-chin: ) and others what's the best site when your wife is actually there?

 

Is there not something else you could be doing? :dontknow:

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If you and the wife are now living apart I can see how you have " recently discovered" pornography.

 

Would it not be better if you weren't on a football forum asking a "sick" American, ( :itch-chin: ) and others what's the best site when your wife is actually there?

 

Is there not something else you could be doing? :dontknow:

 

Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain.

 

In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues.

 

What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap?

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Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain.

 

In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues.

 

What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap?

 

Ah, the old last train north on Sunday. :ThumbsDown: I hope you at least had the decency to clean the toilet if you are still in the same flat as before. :checkit:

 

Seeking advice from the hat has to be commended, you can often get advice on everything from treatments for burnt backs to alloy wheel refurbishments and from painting outdoor walls to naked waitresses. :sherlock:

 

I spend my time sitting about, drinking coffee and trying and more often than not failing to motivate myself to so something productive and then end up pissing about online instead.

 

It's a tough life! :thumbup1:

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Why was coitus not possible?

 

a.Thrush

b. On the rag

c. STI

d. Something else

 

Surely you could have done something together?

 

Bingo.

 

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Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in.

 

Tried it once when i was a student - ended up making an awful mess, all over my sheets and everything (im feeling sick about it just typing this)...

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Bingo.

 

JR49513-4-painters-in-axn.jpg

 

Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in.

 

Tried it once when i was a student - ended up making an awful mess, all over my sheets and everything (im feeling sick about it just typing this)...

 

Towel, bath, shower. Tut tut there's no excuse for such poofery. :angry:

Cup of man the fuck up juice winging it's way to you now sir.

As an aside I'm sure that you can get some sort of pill or hormone type thing that means you don't ever get a period. No periods and no babies, everyone's a winner?

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Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain.

 

In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues.

 

What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap?

 

If you can walk through mud...

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Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn.

 

For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like.

 

For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies.

 

Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop.

 

I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough.

 

All I'll say is... Genki 017 :(

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Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn.

 

For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like.

 

For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies.

 

Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop.

 

I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough.

 

All I'll say is... Genki 017 :(

 

A curious fool, combined with a quick google search, has resulted in a broken man, questioning the human race.

 

Never did I think that clicking on this thread would put me off calamari for life.

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Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn.

 

For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like.

 

For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies.

 

Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop.

 

I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough.

 

All I'll say is... Genki 017 :(

 

DEAR LORD!!!!!! i thought she'd had a prolapse

 

still managed to knock one out though :thumbup1:

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