Big Man Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Nae really in to pornography as such, but recently discovered red tube - it satisfies my needs (which are very basic in nature).... Where does everyone else go? Where's the best place to go in your opinion? Im particulalry interested in securing Ke1t's advice on this subject. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 What were you using before if you've only just found redtube?! Tube8. Edit - my 500th post is about porn. nice Link to comment
zig-a-zig-ah Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 www.extremetube.com Quite like squirters Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 What were you using before if you've only just found redtube?! Tube8. Edit - my 500th post is about porn. nice Nothing. Im a complete novice. Like i said i've never really been in to pornography, but i quite like the youtube layout of red tube. Its o.k. for a now and again gander. Link to comment
BobbyBiscuit Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 raccoontube and myfreecams Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 youporntubesgalorexhamsterpornhub Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Nothing. Im a complete novice. Like i said i've never really been in to pornography, but i quite like the youtube layout of red tube. Its o.k. for a now and again gander. The minute we got the 'net in the house all those years ago I was "investigating" it! Used to download stuff from limewire and that as www.thehun.net just didnt do it, but redtube etc saved me from all that! I've also been recommended youporn, youjizz and lobstertube. tube8 for me though Link to comment
RUL Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Arent they mostly linked together these days? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Arent they mostly linked together these days?tubesgalore links them all Link to comment
Monkey Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Wife is down visiting from aberdeen. Nae really in to pornography as such, but recently discovered red tube - it satisfies my needs (which are very basic in nature).... Where does everyone else go? Where's the best place to go in your opinion? Im particulalry interested in securing Ke1t's advice on this subject. If you and the wife are now living apart I can see how you have " recently discovered" pornography. Would it not be better if you weren't on a football forum asking a "sick" American, ( ) and others what's the best site when your wife is actually there? Is there not something else you could be doing? Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 9, 2011 Author Share Posted October 9, 2011 If you and the wife are now living apart I can see how you have " recently discovered" pornography. Would it not be better if you weren't on a football forum asking a "sick" American, ( ) and others what's the best site when your wife is actually there? Is there not something else you could be doing? Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain. In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues. What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap? Link to comment
actonsheep Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend Excuse me??? Link to comment
wanderingscotty Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 if your internet is up to the job, then pinklab.com is the best. Link to comment
Monkey Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain. In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues. What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap? Ah, the old last train north on Sunday. I hope you at least had the decency to clean the toilet if you are still in the same flat as before. Seeking advice from the hat has to be commended, you can often get advice on everything from treatments for burnt backs to alloy wheel refurbishments and from painting outdoor walls to naked waitresses. I spend my time sitting about, drinking coffee and trying and more often than not failing to motivate myself to so something productive and then end up pissing about online instead. It's a tough life! Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Why was coitus not possible? a.Thrushb. On the ragc. STId. Something else Surely you could have done something together? Link to comment
Podge Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Youjizz.com Nice and blatant Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 Why was coitus not possible? a.Thrushb. On the ragc. STId. Something else Surely you could have done something together?No excuse, you get away with it if you do it the bath. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 No excuse, you get away with it if you do it the bath. Well I didn't like to say as some men are fussy about things like that and that's their prerogative. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 10, 2011 Author Share Posted October 10, 2011 Why was coitus not possible? a.Thrushb. On the ragc. STId. Something else Surely you could have done something together? Bingo. Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in. Tried it once when i was a student - ended up making an awful mess, all over my sheets and everything (im feeling sick about it just typing this)... Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in. Nonsense my good man. That's when it's time for a back door delivery Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Bingo. Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in. Tried it once when i was a student - ended up making an awful mess, all over my sheets and everything (im feeling sick about it just typing this)... Towel, bath, shower. Tut tut there's no excuse for such poofery. Cup of man the fuck up juice winging it's way to you now sir. As an aside I'm sure that you can get some sort of pill or hormone type thing that means you don't ever get a period. No periods and no babies, everyone's a winner? Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 My line of work means I fill my terrabyte hard drive with new stuff every other month or so. My bobby has succumbed to many an abusive night due to technology. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Eh'm easily pleased, on to youporn and then backroomcastingcouch's videos Link to comment
bonzodaddy73 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Bingo. Im afraid nothing turns my stomach more than thought of it while the tide is in. Tried it once when i was a student - ended up making an awful mess, all over my sheets and everything (im feeling sick about it just typing this)... I've rafted the red river many a time. Nothing a baby wipe or two can't sort out. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Very observant monkey (as ever), but she's away home now and im afraid coitus was not possible this weekend - hence the sex on the brain. In my opinion, Ke1t always offers superior advice - and the hat is now my first port of call for the discussion of all lifes serious issues. What is it that you do in Edinburgh again old chap? If you can walk through mud... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn. For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like. For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies. Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop. I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough. All I'll say is... Genki 017 Link to comment
buchanskii Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn. For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like. For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies. Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop. I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough. All I'll say is... Genki 017 A curious fool, combined with a quick google search, has resulted in a broken man, questioning the human race. Never did I think that clicking on this thread would put me off calamari for life. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Okay, after about five days of pishing myself, throwing up on the carpet, shitting like I'd eaten Mexican food bought in a Detroit Alley, and hallucinating that Aberdeen had won a game by four goals, I'm feeling well enough to talk porn. For vids of all manner of sexual deviancy, I suggest Raccoontube. All legal and above board stuff, however. No animal porn or the like. For pics, The Hun remains a favourite, with new porns every day, and a catalogue of specific porns to suit most deviancies. Torrents for the rough stuff, like say you wanted to watch a tidy English chick get nailed by 8 different dogs one right after the other, then the torrent sites would be your one stop shop. I will mention that which cannot be unseen, though. A mate sent me a link to a torrent which, like a fool, I downloaded. I watched it in the manner of most porns, you skip through the scenes to see what's on offer.... well, just skipping through this vid was traumatic enough. All I'll say is... Genki 017 DEAR LORD!!!!!! i thought she'd had a prolapse still managed to knock one out though Link to comment
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