Christmas Gift Idea

[Tommy]

Something different.

 

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box?aff=512&awc=550_1318410669_ab56d17084f57423b694066a4f4cb6a3

[BrianFaePerth]

It is fuckin October :angry2:

[Tommy]

It is fuckin October :angry2:

 

 

It's called being organised.

 

So shut yer pus

[BrianFaePerth]

It's called being organised.

 

So shut yer pus

 

Only poofs and lassies start thinking about christmas now.

[diamondsr4ever]

Only poofs and lassies start thinking about christmas now.

 

well fukk off our christmas thread then!

[Nespa]

thats my Secret Santa sorted!

 

cheers Tommy!

[Tommy]

thats my Secret Santa sorted!

 

cheers Tommy!

 

 

Sevice with a smile.

[Henry]

Service from the senile.

 

[Tommy]

 

 

P.I.R. min

[tup]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

[Tommy]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

 

 

Ho ho ho.

[diamondsr4ever]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

 

[Dandyesque]

Ho ho ho.

 

[Dynamo]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

 

 

Just end it now min.

[Betty Swallicks]

Christmas ideas, weddings and cooking.........all for women and poofs.

 

Real men just say nit to all 3.

[ollie1903]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

The one day a year when kids get to sit on Tommy's knee with no questions asked and you fucking ruin it for him

 

Humbug

[Tommy]

The one day a year when kids get to sit on Tommy's knee with no questions asked and you fucking ruin it for him

 

Humbug

 

 

 

OOOchafucka!

[BrianFaePerth]

The one day a year when kids get to sit on Tommy's knee with no questions asked and you fucking ruin it for him

 

Humbug

 

[tup]

Men who decorate their houses with insane amounts of lights, complete with ludicrously intricate wiring, and heaps of plastic gimmickery like smiling reindeers and Santas are either past, current or future paedophiles IMO.

 

Even Santa himself looks like a total beast and not someone I'd be comfortable leaving my children with unattended.

[tightbreeks]

fuck christmas.

 

never get what i want.

[tup]

I just buy heaps of stuff, and get fuck all in return, and no fucking thanks whatsoever for putting my hand in my pocket.

 

As I said, just like any other day.

[Tommy]

I bet he's a right hoot at parties ol' Tup.

 

I imagine him to be a recht gentleman and all round decent guy when he's not ahin a computer.

 

 

I think he's a bird who's fooled everyone since she joined the hat.

[tup]

Both wrong, I'm an all round gentleman even when I'm on the fucking computer, and I'm certainly no split arse.

[StandFree1982]

I found this picture of Tup from a few Christmases back.

[looksgoodinred]

glow-in-the-dark loo roll :thumbs:

[StandFree1982]

glow-in-the-dark loo roll :thumbs:

I'd want something to make my shits glow in the dark as well, that would be amazing.

[muttondressedaslamb]

Heap of commercialised shite, I get fuck all for Christmas as me and my family can barely conceal our outright hatred for each other at the best of times, and I return that fucking compliment with interest, you can choose your friends and all that, handing over presents to each other, pass me the fucking sick bag, how twee and feel, fuck that, it's just another day, what's the point in having a meal with a pile of cunts you hate who will go over the same shit they spoke about for the last twenty fucking years, give me fucking strength, no chance, forget it, I'll stay in the house and keep my cash in my fucking pocket, shotgun out, blast a couple of bullets skyward, Santa's dead kids, no fucking Christmas this year, oh that's right sorry he disna fucking exist he was invented by Jews to turn a pound in the cold winter months, so there's nothing to fucking cancel.

 

I'm with you Tup. I hate it. The glutinous behaviour of my family disgusts me. So many members of my family give each other tins of Roses and Quality Streets or boxes of biscuits. So many members of my family are overweight and have chronic health problems like diabetes.

Of course I'm just a Scrooge who says each year there is no point to it at all, why not save some money and your health?

And I don't send Xmas cards either, or do any sort of decorations.

The only good thing about Xmas is I get two weeks off work and I get the fuck away from here for some of it at least.

[tup]

There's nothing that annoys me more than self-indulgence, nothing, I repeat fucking nothing

 

Whether that be alcohol, or chocolate, or anything else, just habitual consumption, followed by pathetic levels of feel self-justification.

 

I canna be arsed with the drinking side of it, followed by remarks made when inebriated that the person would never have the stomach to say whilst sober.

 

If you canna get along with each other without drink, you shouldna be in the same company, end of story.

 

Also, if you canna say something whilst sober, dinna have the guts, then dinna offer me your pish when drunk, or I'm likely to turn violent.

[stef]

I like Christmas and weddings and cooking (when done for me by some other person, preferably a chinky)