daytripping Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Right; at the work we have 3 sit doon toilets in the mannies, I was in the furthest away one earlier and the other two were empty, someone came in and instead of following the unwritten rule of never sitting in the cubicle next to a full one he goes into the central one next to me. On what grounds is that ever the option to take?? I was fuming and had to fold up my paper and vacate quickly. Whatever happened to manners! btw Same rule goes for urinals!! Will wait for the disabled one next time even if it means hot seating it. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 and courtesy flushes in public toilets. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 We've a different, yet awkward scenario here. We're 14 people in total, and we have 2 unisex bogs. They're proper bogs, no the kind where ye could peek under and catch a glimpse of a burd's knickers or whitever. All the same, they're no soundproof, and wi so few people, it's easy tae figure oot who is farting away while they pebbledash the bog. No really a problem if it's another guy, but a little bit unsavoury if it is a tidy burd. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 We've a different, yet awkward scenario here. We're 14 people in total, and we have 2 unisex bogs. They're proper bogs, no the kind where ye could peek under and catch a glimpse of a burd's knickers or whitever. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 I've often wondered why they put gaps at the top and bottom of cubicles, many a time my erse is ready to let rip after mucho stella the night before but I'm forced to attempt a trickle oot tae keep the noise down. It never works, you get a dribble oot before the cascade can't be stopped, queue spluttery farting splashy sounds and the sound of giggling from the adjoining cubicles. Link to comment
Red Dragon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 On a related note - yappin' on the phone while squeezing one out? Surely a no no. I ask as earlier in the week I was taking a leak having noted the cubical was taken. Heard someone talking, could only have been from the cubicle. "I'll phone you back later" said the unknown talking shiter, soon followed by "hhhnnnggggg" plop plop splash splash. :confused: Link to comment
Ewetube Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Right; at the work we have 3 sit doon toilets in the mannies, I was in the furthest away one earlier and the other two were empty, someone came in and instead of following the unwritten rule of never sitting in the cubicle next to a full one he goes into the central one next to me. On what grounds is that ever the option to take?? I was fuming and had to fold up my paper and vacate quickly. Whatever happened to manners! btw Same rule goes for urinals!! Will wait for the disabled one next time even if it means hot seating it. Is this the same work as I have, a recently refurbished very large granite building on the outside, with only chunty cubicles in the mannies lavvies, you go for a piss and you're affa close to the smell of skitters enamating from through a thin wall. Link to comment
muttondressedaslamb Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I hate going into the toilet with a colleague already there away to enter into a cubicle or who is right behind you who then enters into a conversation with you. Let me piss and or defecate in peace please. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Right; at the work we have 3 sit doon toilets in the mannies, I was in the furthest away one earlier and the other two were empty, someone came in and instead of following the unwritten rule of never sitting in the cubicle next to a full one he goes into the central one next to me. On what grounds is that ever the option to take?? I was fuming and had to fold up my paper and vacate quickly. Whatever happened to manners! btw Same rule goes for urinals!! Will wait for the disabled one next time even if it means hot seating it.Your cubicle didn't have a glory hole in it did it?Perhaps that's why the mannie took the opportunity to inhabit the cubicle next to you. Link to comment
Nespa Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 was down in rugby last year and the bird when into the toilets in the pub and it was 3 toilet pans next to each other with no cubicles! said there was three girls sitting peeing caring not a jot!...we left! Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 12, 2011 Author Share Posted October 12, 2011 I was dying for a shyte in a pub in Paris during the world cup, went downstairs and into the cubicle to be met with a fecking hole in the floor, had to balance in a downhill skier type stance whilst everything came out at a huge rate of knots, was an experience doing that after a few beers. ANIMALS! KSL, I'd be too scared to use a glory hole, you never know what might happen to your knob. Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Nothing worse than a collection of dried bogies on the wall next to you!!!(There is but i would have to touching cloth to use such a bog) Link to comment
wee jock poo-pong mcplop Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I think the UTG toilets should be reopened http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=28076 Link to comment
Walt Flanagan's Dog Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 There are some horrible bastards at my work. I've yet to figure how someone can get shite on the underside of the toiletseat...and I'm not talking violent splashback, I'm talking about serious skidmarks UNDER the seat. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 ach abdy shites. The only time I find it a little bit of a worry is when I've been in a different country for a few days and then flown back. Flying messes with my guts for days, different food makes yer shite smell totally different to the norm so not only does your arse bubble your shite smells like that hamster Freddy Star lost. Pissing is a different story though, stand too close in an empty urinal and I may just piss on your leg. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 This thread would be lost on George Micheal. Link to comment
stef Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 This thread is useless without pictures ! Link to comment
stef Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I was meaning mannies toodles ! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 There are some horrible bastards at my work. I've yet to figure how someone can get shite on the underside of the toiletseat...and I'm not talking violent splashback, I'm talking about serious skidmarks UNDER the seat.Someone left a shite on the toilet seat in the Stonehaven Leisure centre toilets. Not surprising really judging by the glekit cunts that roam around the beach front. Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I was meaning mannies toodles ! you show us you lady bits first... I'm sure we'd all then be happy to share. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 My mate left a shite in the middle of the bog floor in some pub beside Waverley Station. They told him before hand he wasn't getting served. That'll teach them.My mate shat on a neighbours doorstep who kept complaining about the noise levels. True story. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 My mate shat on a neighbours doorstep who kept complaining about the noise levels. True story. Disgusting. Your mate is a minker. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Disgusting. Your mate is a minker.Well, we were 17-18 at the time and quite often "high on life''. Yes, a minky thing to do. But a very funny story to look back on. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Well, we were 17-18 at the time and quite often "high on life''. Yes, a minky thing to do. But a very funny story to look back on. Hilarious. Worst thing I did at that age was boot a cat into the underside of a car. Am not proud of it but it's still a couple of rungs below crapping on some poor cunt's doorstep. Deary me! Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Hilarious. Worst thing I did at that age was boot a cat into the underside of a car. Am not proud of it but it's still a couple of rungs below crapping on some poor cunt's doorstep. Deary me!You kicked a poor defenceless animal. Totally un able to protect itself you physically abused your rights as a human.A sneaky wee jobbie, hose it down, over and done with. You may have hurt that poor wee cat, perhaps injured its fragile bones for life leaving it in pain. You should hang your head in shame son. Link to comment
Jaws Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Another een of my mates shat on a car windscreen, he didn't even know whos it was. The same friend also shat on pillow before checking out of a hotel. :thumbs: That is actually worse than razor's story. What is wrong with some people. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Hilarious. Worst thing I did at that age was boot a cat into the underside of a car. Am not proud of it but it's still a couple of rungs below crapping on some poor cunt's doorstep. Deary me! at 17-18 year were walkin about bootin cats? what a fucking weirdo. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 That is actually worse than razor's story. What is wrong with some people.There is a good chance Mobby/Scarface/Gla is making it up. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 You kicked a poor defenceless animal. Totally un able to protect itself you physically abused your rights as a human.A sneaky wee jobbie, hose it down, over and done with. You may have hurt that poor wee cat, perhaps injured its fragile bones for life leaving it in pain. You should hang your head in shame son. I'm on the side of dogs. In my defence, the cat was ginger. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 I'm on the side of dogs. In my defence, the cat was ginger.No excuses dude. Harming animals is a no no. Link to comment
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