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minijc

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Would probably rip my arse into a thousand pieces tbh :cry:

 

It's not your arse i'd be worried about, its your moo.

 

To begin with it kind of tastes like flat irn-bru, then you get this really fiery after taste - like a strong ginger beer. It stays with you.

 

Having said this ive just finished an entire 500 ml bottle. Might have another before i rule on it completely...

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Whats you shot of choice ? The bounce shot was my speciality in my beerpong days, never let me down

 

 

 

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My aim is decent, I like the bounce shot, might try the fast ball, this is a warm up for when I go to a log cabin with 11 mates at the end of the month, we are playing beerpong and the beer/vodka/any drink we have left bleep test game which will almost kill one of us.

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My aim is decent, I like the bounce shot, might try the fast ball, this is a warm up for when I go to a log cabin with 11 mates at the end of the month, we are playing beerpong and the beer/vodka/any drink we have left bleep test game which will almost kill one of us.

Oh come on!

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and no females within a 100 miles.

 

Bunch of beer, no chicks, young guys, maybe a porno flick finds its way into the mix....

 

Can see the weakest members of the group ending up on the wrong end of a raping when things start getting all Lord of the Flies.

 

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Bunch of beer, no chicks, young guys, maybe a porno flick finds its way into the mix....

 

Can see the weakest members of the group ending up on the wrong end of a raping when things start getting all Lord of the Flies.

 

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Instead of being bullied into the weak link like Piggy, Mini would volunteer his mouth and arsehole.

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I reckon they'll be watching UFC cage fighting before practising grappling moves on each other once the drink kicks in, this will inevitably lead to bare arsed boxing on behalf of the more enthusiastic participants, end result Barrymore-esque scenes, some cunt lying face down arse burst open in a pool of blood, cops called, party well and truly over, finger pointing begins.

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Either that or a bloodbath when folk realise they've forgotten their steroids.

Haha, actually be taking all my supplements with me, energy pills, vits, fish oil caps and so on.

 

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Haha the diet I am taking with me is silly, it's just it keeps the spew (if it comes to that) to liquid form, only taking protein powder and yogurts.

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