In Yer Glasgow Slums - Confirmed

[fatshaft]

Shitey phones

 

 

 

 

One in six mobile phones in Britain is contaminated with faecal matter, according to new research.

 

Experts say the most likely reason for the potentially harmful bacteria festering on so many gadgets is people failing to wash their hands properly with soap after going to the toilet.

 

The findings of the UK-wide study by scientists from the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine and Queen Mary, University of London, also reveal a tendency among Britons to lie about their hygiene habits.

 

Although 95 per cent of people said they washed their hands with soap where possible, 92 per cent of phones and 82 per cent of hands had bacteria on them.

 

Some 16 per cent of hands and 16 per cent of phones were found to harbour E. coli

[Ke1t]

Hence Kelt being sick as a fucking dog at the tail-end of his recent trip back.

 

Probably ingested some weegies shite when I was at the Queens Park game. Thinking all I'm eating is a hot dog, when in fact I was eating hot dog clarted in the vendor's shite.

 

Magic.

 

Fucking savages.

[buzz15afc]

read this in the metro this morning.... if 1 in 6 people have shit on their phones, and glasgow is the dirtiest city...... HOW MUCH SHIT IS ON WEEGIE PHONES!!!

[tightbreeks]

there too busy stuffing them up there when they go to jail. or maybe they just like stuffing, wide thin blackberry's being their favourite for a weegies slack arse.

[Bobby Connor]

Thank fuck we have scientists, using valuable time and funding, to confirm the fucking obvious.

 

They should spend some time developing a bar of soap that weegies are not mortally terrified by. That would be useful.