Football Quotes You Like

[RTYD]

Here's my favourite

 

 

 

John Lambie "How is he?"

 

Physio "He's concussed; he doesn't know who he is"

 

 

John Lambie "Tell him he's Pele and put him back on"

[StandFree1982]

"The operation went well but the patient died"

 

Genius.

[tup]

'Do not offer me that'

 

SMACK!

 

Jim McLean.

[Miglo don]

Bobby Moore took a piss before an England game and didn't wash his hands, Alf Ramsey said "when I was brought up my parents taught me to wash my hands after using the toilet" to which Moore replied "my parents taught me not to piss all over my hands when using the toilet"

 

 

Player gets robbed of the ball and at half time Alex Ferguson has a go at him, the player responds with "I didn't know there was a man coming boss" to which Fergie replies "where the fuck did you think you were, the Sahara?"

[deco_1985]

Here's my favourite

 

 

 

John Lambie "How is he?"

 

Physio "He's concussed; he doesn't know who he is"

 

 

John Lambie "Tell him he's Pele and put him back on"

 

I always thought that was a Brian Clough quote. Everyday is a school day...

[tup]

I always thought that was a Brian Clough quote. Everyday is a school day...

 

Was Chic Charnley it happened to.

[Crossbow]

"He wears a No. 10 jersey. I thought it was his position, but it turns out to be his IQ." George Best on Paul Gascoigne, 1993.

[tup]

'He's got a thing on him like a baby's airm holding an aipple'

 

Fergie when negotiating to sell Dion Dublin to Bigot Ron.

[tommo1903]

Its a funny old game.

[tup]

'Big Jock knew'

 

Most of Scotland.

[Crossbow]

"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side." David Beckham, when asked 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'

[tup]

'He's a fucking big useless n**ger'

 

Big Ron making small talk with Motty at half time over sandwiches.

[tup]

'A homeless person could not live on seven thousand pounds a week'

 

boofon Pierre Van Hooijdonk

[Miglo don]

I've seen milk turn quicker!

[tup]

'He's sweating like a rapist' - me, if I ever got to commentate on a Scotland game involving Goodwillie.

[beer gut]

I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country....Ian Rush

[Henry]

'He's a fucking big useless n**ger'

 

Big Ron making small talk with Motty at half time over sandwiches.

 

close.

 

"He's what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick nigger."

[Dynamo]

"Aberdeen have what money can't buy, Darren Mackie"

 

Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho.

[Scarface]

TV reporter: "Paul, do you have a message for the people of Norway?"

Gazza: "Fuck off Norway."

[tup]

'Come awa Joe, turn at shite inside oot'

 

Some mannie in the South Stand to Joe Miller circa 1995 in a pre-season friendly with Blackburn when he came up against Le Saux in the first 30 seconds.

[tup]

'The red hair of John Brown on the bench there'

 

Archie McPherson.

[Redstar]

'The red hair of John Brown on the bench there'

 

Archie McPherson.

 

Or

 

The red hair of Archie McPherson in the sink there

[tup]

'Ooooooooooooooofttt' - Weetabix Head.

 

'A stramash in the penalty box' - Arthur Montford.

 

'PPPPPPPPENNNNAAAAAALLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY' - Tosh McKinlay, shouting at the top of his voice, as an apparently neutral co-commentator, Celtic vs Basle, Channel 5, years ago. It wisna given

[stirlingsheep]

Couple of Clough ones when Martin O'Neil was complaining

 

On why he was in the reserves

"It's quite simple young man, you're too old to play for the youth team"

 

On wanting the number 8 jersey and taking Archie Gemmils place at centre mid instead of 7 and being on the wing.

"I'll give you a choice for next week young man, you can either have the number 7 or the number 12"

 

And his best

"If god meant us to play football in the clouds he'd have put grass up there"

[Sheeptastic]

[tup]

'Do I not like that' Graham Taylor.

 

'I canna get enough of it personally' Tup.

[Crossbow]

Richard Keys : Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?

Roy Evans : You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard.

 

"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead."

TOM FERRIE

 

"Tell the Kraut to get his ass up front. We don't pay a million for a guy to hang around in defence."

NY Cosmos executive, on Beckenbauer's positioning.

 

"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest just squandered"

George Best.

[StandFree1982]

"I would LOVE it if we beat them" Keagan going purple after being wound up by Fergie

[tup]

Craig Thomson: 'When's it OK to shag young lassies boss?'

 

Jim Jefferies: 'When they leave school son'

 

Craig Thomson 'Roll on 4 o'clock'.

[RAZOR]

"The operation went well but the patient died"

 

Genius.

 

Statistics are just like mini-skirts, they give you good ideas but hide the most important thing.

 

"We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought."

-- Bobby Robson

 

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."

-- Ron Atkinson

 

"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

-- Gordon Strachan referring to Wayne Rooney

 

"We must have had 99 percent of the game. It was the other three percnet that cost us the match."

-- Ruud Gullit

 

"Raul, man, he