dervish Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I'll let this run but I have a few... Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 I'll let this run but I have a few... the boy redstar asking vanderark if he went to st josephs in a discussion about rangers. Link to comment
ebbe Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 roberto larcos putting ryan jack in his worst ever aberdeen 11. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 the boy redstar asking vanderark if he went to st josephs in a discussion about rangers.The boy Redstar saying Stephen Craigan is a good player. Link to comment
OddJob Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The boy Redstar saying Stephen Craigan is a good player.Ok he's maybe past it now but you trying to say you never rated him before? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Ok he's maybe past it now but you trying to say you never rated him before?Lets look back at his career. 1995-2000 22 matches for a poor Motherwell side 2000-2003 103 matches for at the time 2nd division Partick Thistle Then the rest of his time has been spent at Motherwell, sub standard SPL side finishing 3rd being his highlight. No ive never rated him. Link to comment
Walt Flanagan's Dog Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 I'm hard pushed to use the word 'friend' here...I'll go with 'this guy I know'... This guy I know once said, without any hint of irony or joke, "if I owned a company I wouldn't let any foreigner drive my vans, they could just fuck off with them". Link to comment
dervish Posted October 25, 2011 Author Share Posted October 25, 2011 Well a guy I know when in England said: "I hate the english, I wish we just let the germans win then they'd be fucked" ("we" meaning the scots, at least I think...?) Was in ear shot of some english people too and I got tarred with the same spastic brush. Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Not a mate, in fact no way a mate, thought he was a thick us fuck dick, but married my ex-wife's niece. Anyway, they've had their first kiddie, wee girl they've called Sasha. The thicko is a born and bred Kincorth loon, who as we're sitting there in his living room, and wiothout any prompting or questioning of the usual type of "aw where did you get that name" proudly informs me that her name is Sash-a, emphasising the 'sash'. I only wish I had made this up, but no, thi fucking gluepot actually came out with this classic line. Fucking wank of the highest order, and confimed everything I'd thought of him with that one sentence. Link to comment
Nespa Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 A mate once asked us while we were in the pub if a bird can get pregnant if you shoot your bolt up her botty!....He has never lived that down! Link to comment
tup Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 How much are your 10 pence drinks? Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I'm hard pushed to use the word 'friend' here...I'll go with 'this guy I know'... This guy I know once said, without any hint of irony or joke, "if I owned a company I wouldn't let any foreigner drive my vans, they could just fuck off with them". He has a very valid point. Link to comment
InTaeEm Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 There's a guy in my football team who has the most bizarre/strangest comments ever, one time after a match in the changing rooms, everyone was chatting away/shouting different questions at him and his response was... "Guys, guys, settle down! I only have two pairs of ears!" Also sitting out in the sun one day in his garden (in his house, in which he had lived in for a good half a year or so), he looks up at a tree in his garden with a weird expression on his face and say.. "Wow, thats a big tree!"... Very amusing to hold a conversation with though due to his lack of thought going into what he says. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 A mate once asked us while we were in the pub if a bird can get pregnant if you shoot your bolt up her botty!....He has never lived that down! What was the answer? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 rumpus admitting he'd bummed a man. Link to comment
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