Big Man Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 This conversation came up in our office today. How would you describe the smell of a vagina to someone that had never seen or smelled one before? I realise all vagina's are different and there is a natural degree of variation in the population but try your best. Anyway the best i could come up with was like the smell of a sweaty armpit but with a slight aroma of fish (most of the time). Over to you... p.s. feel free to post your nightmare stories about any particularly outrageous fuds you may have smelled. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'd agree that your birds smells like that :thumbs: Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 I'd agree that your birds smells like that :thumbs: I let that one slide since you made me laugh. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 This conversation came up in our office today. How would you describe the smell of a vagina to someone that had never seen or smelled one before? I realise all vagina's are different and there is a natural degree of variation in the population but try your best. Anyway the best i could come up with was like the smell of a sweaty armpit but with a slight aroma of fish (most of the time). Over to you... p.s. fell free to post your nightmare stories about any particularly outrageous fuds you may have smelled. It smells like the most magnificent thing you've ever smelled multiplied a a trillion trillion. Tastes even better. Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Big Man...always insist on the fu*ker taking a shower before even thinking about going down south would be my advice...if you don't you could be in serious danger of losing yer lunch A showered fud is a marvelous thing a sweaty minge is one of the most off putting thing known to man Link to comment
Dandyesque Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Sugar, spice and all things nice. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I let that one slide since you made me laugh. You set yourself up for it to be fair Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 A showered fud is a marvelous thing a sweaty minge is one of the most off putting thing known to man I disagree here. A night out on the lash with a few lines of biff and a 3am munch at a nice piece of Disco bush is ace. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 Big Man...always insist on the fu*ker taking a shower before even thinking about going down south would be my advice...if you don't you could be in serious danger of losing yer lunch A showered fud is a marvelous thing a sweaty minge is one of the most off putting thing known to man I agree, and by in large the current wife is pretty clean smelling - but back in the day when i was a student, there was many a time when you would take a quine back with you, get the knickers aff and she would be honkin (and more often than not hairy) down there. If i'd of asked every cunt with a bit of a smell to take a shower first i would have got nowhere. Its just one of those things you have to put up with sometimes. I agree with what you say about showered and odour neutral fuds - they are the greatest thing in the world... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 It has to be a munch, because coke and cock rising don't seem to go (well depending on the amount of stuff you've thrown up yer nose). Believe me in the right circumstances no amount of beak will stop a cock rising. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Went out with a bird who's vag smelled faintly of Aitkens' chicken pies. Was aye hungry after banging her. Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 Went out with a bird who's vag smelled faintly of Aitkens' chicken pies. Was aye hungry after banging her. Number? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Number? Aitkens Bakery202 Holburn Street, Aberdeen, Aberdeen City AB10 6DA 01224 582567 Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I agree, and by in large the current wife is pretty clean smelling - but back in the day when i was a student, there was many a time when you would take a quine back with you, get the knickers aff and she would be honkin (and more often than not hairy) down there. If i'd of asked every cunt with a bit of a smell to take a shower first i would have got nowhere. Its just one of those things you have to put up with sometimes. I agree with what you say about showered and odour neutral fuds - they are the greatest thing in the world... Showered is without doubt best....one thing Bofoon forgot is that the "wrong un" is a matter of inches away and if that's not spotless....it can double the chances of the re-appearance of the 10 pints you just put doon yer neck!!- Link to comment
Big Man Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 F*ckin gaggin for one of their pies now... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Aitkens Bakery202 Holburn Street, Aberdeen, Aberdeen City AB10 6DA 01224 582567 Today's best comeback award goes to.... *opens envelope* Boofon in 'Response to Aitken's Bakery' post Unfortunately Boof can't be with us to collect his award as he's poncing around in an orchard with his ladyboy life partner. Here to accept the award on his behalf is a rabbit with a pancake on its head. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Showered is without doubt best....one thing Bofoon forgot is that the "wrong un" is a matter of inches away and if that's not spotless....it can double the chances of the re-appearance of the 10 pints you just put doon yer neck!!- You clearly don't know me very well at all. There is no such thing as a "wrong un" when it comes to holes in a female body regardless of how dangleberry encrusted they may be. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 F*ckin gaggin for one of their pies now... Well fucking phone them. You've got their number. Today's best comeback award goes to.... *opens envelope* Boofon in 'Response to Aitken's Bakery' post Unfortunately Boof can't be with us to collect his award as he's poncing around in an orchard with his ladyboy life partner. Here to accept the award on his behalf is a rabbit with a pancake on its head. Unfortunately I'm at work and surrounded by muslims. Can a have a pig on a pogo stick instead? Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You clearly don't know me very well at all. There is no such thing as a "wrong un" when it comes to holes in a female body regardless of how dangleberry encrusted they may be. Good God!!! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Well fucking phone them. You've got their number. Unfortunately I'm at work and surrounded by muslims. Can a have a pig on a pogo stick instead? Do you work in a mosque? Used to upset my Mulsim mate Falzio by asking him if he wanted to come down to Goals to kick the old 'pigskin' around. Good footballer... terrible at eating ham sandwiches. Link to comment
stef Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Does Aitkens do hairy pies ? Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Do you like branston pickle with your cheese sanners Redstar? Yes but dangleberries....there's a line Chief!!! Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Dangleberries > branston pickle - FACT. Branston pickle tastes worse than a smelly fud. Shower up first mate....then no-ones in for a bad surprise...tuna, cheese...or indeed Branston Pickle Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Ach when your pished, it doesn't matter. There is an element of truth to that Roberto....on a case by case basis of course....the skanky the are the more that self preservation...."Get her showered" voice kick's in...no matter how pished you are Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Jesus mate, you're not drinking enough. Jesus mate...you ain't where I am....look at my location!! Link to comment
Redstar Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 RGU Don is over there, although not seen him a while.....infact are you RGU Don? To fuck working over there if there is no beak / heaps of drink and dangleberries hinging fae a techt arse of a stunner bird. You dinna get muckle fun oar there I can imagine? A wank to Asian X-Factor as good as it gets? I'm not RGU Don...some of what you say is true...plenty of bevy but none of the other...It's nae a bad place...I've been stuck in a lot worse...just don't fall foul of the local pigs...they're brutal Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 RGU Don is over there, although not seen him a while.....infact are you RGU Don? To fuck working over there if there is no beak / heaps of drink and dangleberries hinging fae a techt arse of a stunner bird. You dinna get muckle fun oar there I can imagine? A wank to Asian X-Factor as good as it gets? There is beak, heaps of drink and some cracking hairies. Spent three years over there having a whale of a time. I'll not go into dangleberry stories though as that didn't occur in Baku. Link to comment
dervish Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 On topics, it's like 3 day deep sweaty arm pit, but somehow dinna mind it (pheromones or something?), especially if drinking are in and I've got the horn. Get muching. EDIT: Though having said that have been with a girl after a night out who had actually sweaty pits and it near gave me the boke just to be in the same bed. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Some smell different to others, but if her drawers are round her ankles I couldn't give a fuck if it stinks.I'm diving right in. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Used to see a burd who used cocoa butter on her skin and her minge tasted and smelled the same but with an added sweat aroma, Couldn't get enough of it. Sweaty chocolate I guess would be the description YUM!!!! Did my time in putrid fannies too. Like B.O. but with a tang of bad cheese or fish Seen dangle berries as big as minstrels but never really put me off I like fannies what can i say Link to comment
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