Jimmy Saville Letters Thread

[terenceandphilip]

Dear Jimmy

 

 

please fix it for me for Mondays to f3ck off forever.

 

 

 

 

 

best regards,

T&P

[The Boofon]

Dear Jimbo.

 

Please can you fix it for me so that the clocks go back on a Monday and not a Sunday thereby extending Monday by an hour.

[Bobby Connor]

Dear Jim,

 

Please fix it for me for the Huns to accumulate a massive tax bill that will ultimately drive them out of existence.

 

All the best

 

Bobby Connor

[terenceandphilip]

Dear Jim,

 

 

please can you fix it for me to visit the Four Floors of Whores with a packed wallet?

 

 

 

 

cheers,

T&P

[chief_wiggum]

Dear Jim,

 

 

Please can you fix it for me and my mates to ride a rollercoaster dressed as boy scouts, while eating our lunch.

 

Signed the chubby cheeked fat een.

[Marty13479]

Dear Jim,

 

Please can you fix it so that Steven Naismiths next shit is a hedgehog!!

 

Thank you.

 

RIP legend!!

[OddJob]

Dear Jim

 

Please can you fix it for me for 6 yellow and 1 red cards in the Motherwell game.

 

Cheers

 

Wayne Rooney's Dad

[mark2212]

Dear jim

 

Please can you fix many aberdeen managers bad choices in the giving of some of the dross (mackie, clark and others) contracts

 

thanks

 

mark

[ericblack4boss]

Dear Wee Jimmy,

could you fix it for me to get the manager job at Ibrox

 

i'd be good to have around the place

 

love

Jimmy C

[Crossbow]

Dear Wee Jimmy,

could you fix it for me to get the manager job at Ibrox

 

i'd be good to have around the place

 

love

Jimmy C

 

The winner!