Big Man Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Has anyone ever seen any scottish porn before? Its outrageous (in a funny way not a sexual way) A particularly depraved individual sent me some yesterday as a joke birthday present. Its an entire genre in itself, there's sub-categories of NED porn and everything... Anyway, this particular video is piss your pants funny - its a threesome with this fat bird from the weeg and the boy in it is screamin out lines like ''Ride me you dirty midden'' :hysterical: Can a mod tell me if its O.K. to post a link to it on here? or at least directions to it, cause this sh*t needs to be seen... Link to comment
minijc Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Once watched one from Falkirk I think, there was a line in it that went something like "go oan, take it, take it, thers yer dinner, take it" soo funny. Link to comment
Big Man Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 Once watched one from Falkirk I think, there was a line in it that went something like "go oan, take it, take it, thers yer dinner, take it" soo funny. :hysterical: Aye, that's the one im on about i think. Fat mess gettin ridden by two guys? - ones takin her from behind and the other one is filming her and pulling faces... Link to comment
minijc Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Aye that's it like, totally class. Link to comment
minijc Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I have the porn video of the bird from Logo in Aberdeen in my emails. I've seen the one you make reference to also. 'Hav yi burst'The logo bird one is funny for the simple fact you cvan hear seaguls in the background going mental. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I have the porn video of the bird from Logo in Aberdeen in my emails. I've seen the one you make reference to also. 'Hav yi burst'Hahahaha i know the boy who was nailing her. Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Once watched one from Falkirk I think, there was a line in it that went something like "go oan, take it, take it, thers yer dinner, take it" soo funny. That one is fukin hilarious. When she started tellin' him to nae slam so hard and he started goin "take it ya dirty bitch! AHHHH!" and started cutting some shapes. Link to comment
Pash Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I have the porn video of the bird from Logo in Aberdeen in my emails. I've seen the one you make reference to also. 'Hav yi burst' Is that the one from years ago that everyone had on their phones? There was also one of a quine fingering herself in some toilet cubicle in Aberdeen I seem to remember. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Is that the one from years ago that everyone had on their phones?There was also one of a quine fingering herself in some toilet cubicle in Aberdeen I seem to remember.yeh thats the one. That got exposed in my local, and within a day I think half of Aberdeen had it. Link to comment
Frank Butcher Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Once watched one from Falkirk I think, there was a line in it that went something like "go oan, take it, take it, thers yer dinner, take it" soo funny. there is one from Falkirk where some wee ned in a shell suit shags this bird while she is smoking a fag in some park or something while his mate commentates, Its funny as fuck when he tells his mate to "punch her in the kidneys" at the end the lassie wipes the jizz of her arse with a leaf while the bloke does some wee dance to himself not sure if I can post the link But its on xhamster, then search scottish Link to comment
Monkey Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 No actual links to porn sites should be posted.Enough info is in the topic for people to find it themselves. Link to comment
Big Man Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 No actual links to porn sites should be posted.Enough info is in the topic for people to find it themselves. Directions: Type scottish porn into google. The video should be the top hit, its on a forum called prawn tickler. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 My favourite was the port Glasgow burd that was "getting pumped" as they the boy videoing called it. "gies a porno face" was another favourite quote. She was class. The guy wore protection though...kept his socks on Also remember seeing a clip on q mov I believe of some ropey Scottish burd shouting to the yank doing her "fuck ma arse" in a broad scottish accent repeatedly Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I believe Scotti Andrews and Alexis May are 2 names whose videos have a weeg accent strewn through them Link to comment
minijc Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 there is one from Falkirk where some wee ned in a shell suit shags this bird while she is smoking a fag in some park or something while his mate commentates, Its funny as fuck when he tells his mate to "punch her in the kidneys" at the end the lassie wipes the jizz of her arse with a leaf while the bloke does some wee dance to himself not sure if I can post the link But its on xhamster, then search scottishRemember that one too, it's a belter. Link to comment
OddJob Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 My favourite was the port Glasgow burd that was "getting pumped" as they the boy videoing called it. "gies a porno face" was another favourite quote. She was class. The guy wore protection though...kept his socks on Also remember seeing a clip on q mov I believe of some ropey Scottish burd shouting to the yank doing her "fuck ma arse" in a broad scottish accent repeatedlyThat video is funny as fuck. The guy says "Show us a good pummel face FFS" and she's clearly nae enjoying it and he also says "How's it no fun for you, you're getting humped" Incredibly i actually got that sent to me via bluetooth whilst on the train to Manchester i think it was, when everbody was doing that bluetooth craze at the time. Of course at that time i had no idea and assumed it was just a message or something so opened it up and then thought "fucking hell folk would think i was a bloody pervert" Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 I saw a good well produced one a few years back when this American stallion was pumelling what sounded like a burd fae Dundee in her arsehole. He was giving it big licks with the fool language and was saying stuff like, 'tell me where you want my hard cock bitch' to which she replied in her best Dundeh accent. 'in ma fackin' erse'. Funny as fuck. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 Haha! These sound like belters! Sometimes it's a shame we have rules. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 That video is funny as fuck. The guy says "Show us a good pummel face FFS" and she's clearly nae enjoying it and he also says "How's it no fun for you, you're getting humped" Incredibly i actually got that sent to me via bluetooth whilst on the train to Manchester i think it was, when everbody was doing that bluetooth craze at the time. Of course at that time i had no idea and assumed it was just a message or something so opened it up and then thought "fucking hell folk would think i was a bloody pervert" I think that's how I acquired it! Then i was emailed it. Pure class that girl. BC...I may still have that email- ill check when I get in - if I do I'll PM you! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Has anyone ever seen any scottish porn before? Its outrageous (in a funny way not a sexual way) A particularly depraved individual sent me some yesterday as a joke birthday present. Its an entire genre in itself, there's sub-categories of NED porn and everything... Anyway, this particular video is piss your pants funny - its a threesome with this fat bird from the weeg and the boy in it is screamin out lines like ''Ride me you dirty midden'' :hysterical: Can a mod tell me if its O.K. to post a link to it on here? or at least directions to it, cause this sh*t needs to be seen... "Theres your dinner biatch...take your fucking dinner...theres you dinner on a plate." Brilliant! The scottish neds make a porno clip a few down on that google search is fucking quality as well! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 BC, you have a PM! Ahem. Can you send another PM but this time address it to me? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Ahem. Can you send another PM but this time address it to me? most certainly...enjoy! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 most certainly...enjoy! Cheers. It'll have to wait until I get home though as I doubt the IT police will allow access while at work and I'm not even going to try. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Cheers. It'll have to wait until I get home though as I doubt the IT police will allow access while at work and I'm not even going to try. no worries boof. I would leave it until you get home as you'll not do any work the rest of the day after watching it...you'll just replay it over and over again, showing as many people as you can! Link to comment
diamondsr4ever Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Once watched one from Falkirk I think, there was a line in it that went something like "go oan, take it, take it, thers yer dinner, take it" soo funny. Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 BC, you have a PM! Cheers min. Will check it in work tomorrow. Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 That video is funny as fuck. The guy says "Show us a good pummel face FFS" and she's clearly nae enjoying it and he also says "How's it no fun for you, you're getting humped" Incredibly i actually got that sent to me via bluetooth whilst on the train to Manchester i think it was, when everbody was doing that bluetooth craze at the time. Of course at that time i had no idea and assumed it was just a message or something so opened it up and then thought "fucking hell folk would think i was a bloody pervert" That's the one where the guy gives her a punt in the fanny with his socked foot. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 That's the one where the guy gives her a punt in the fanny with his socked foot. That the very one! The noise she makes when he does it is hilarious. Link to comment
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