cheesepipes Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 10 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Be odd if they sold them separately They do resemble something a bappit footed mongoloid with several sizes between feet might wear. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 58 minutes ago, Dad said: Thats winter time sorted - off the fucking page ? I reckon they'd be worn by the kinda guys who go about in fleeces. You a fleece man, Dad? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 9 minutes ago, milne_afc said: I reckon Dad is a community warden. Explains the injuries and footwear I don't know what a community warden for sure but I'll bet they get stones chucked at them by kids. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 Just now, manboobs109 said: I don't know what a community warden for sure but I'll bet they get stones chucked at them by kids. Are you ok? Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Looks like something a ned would wear with their grey trackie bottoms He'll be pairing them up with brown cords and one of his unsold DWT t-shirts Off the page Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Dad said: For the love of fuck A good solid pair of shoes crafted by a brand I trust ? I'm off to a place where minus twenty isnae off the menu much - as such I need a pair of big clonky bastards ^ Yous know me - generally the feet drip in sex appeal; but common sense takes over in a snow drift ✌️ If you’re going somewhere wild, invest properly in decent footwear. Go for Salomons or something. May seem pricey to start with but you can get about ten year about of them, diluting the price. Id rather be skint and have dry comfy feet than the other way round. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Dad said: Ach aye - yon ^ a good MOR number for now - will be getting a more specifically terrific pair once where I am. The price on the above was simply too good to miss. They were on sale for a reason you old fart. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 6 hours ago, Dad said: Ach aye - yon ^ a good MOR number for now - will be getting a more specifically terrific pair once where I am. The price on the above was simply too good to miss. Off to Siberia ? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Other direction son - the United States of A ? Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration Off the page ? Oh! Exciting times Link to comment
Zeus Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 An oil filter and some oil. Ah no! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Other direction son - the United States of A ? Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration Off the page ? Filling the vacancy left by Epstein? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 hours ago, Dad said: Other direction son - the United States of A ? Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration Off the page ? Emigrating to a colder climate, at your age? Mental Link to comment
Henry Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 34 minutes ago, Poodler said: Emigrating to a colder climate, at your age? Mental Could be Hawaii Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 Must o heard Kelt has a son. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 16 hours ago, Poodler said: If you’re going somewhere wild, invest properly in decent footwear. Go for Salomons or something. May seem pricey to start with but you can get about ten year about of them, diluting the price. Id rather be skint and have dry comfy feet than the other way round. Agreed! I've a pair of Skarpas. Must have had them over 20 years. Look after them, get comfy as fuck and they last a hoor of a time. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Agreed! I've a pair of Skarpas. Must have had them over 20 years. Look after them, get comfy as fuck and they last a hoor of a time. I’ve a pair of dunlops had them for years, still going strong. tough as old boots Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 4 hours ago, Dad said: Other direction son - the United States of A ? Pretty exciting stuff tbf - on the road towards emigration Off the page ? Fuck that. Warmer winter climes for Old Betty from now on. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 55 minutes ago, Dad said: Ach only through winter son - come summertime, it's on with the sweat wicking gear and sunglasses owing to the 40 degree heat, then off down the fucking beach - that's the stuff ? How you doing anyway old boy? Your wife still loving you sooking her tits and fingering her hairy fanny? That's the stuff. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Dad said: Ayer no bad son you filthy wee arsehole You still philandering you dirty prick? Merry go round up there in the Sneck; you'll have the flavour of many a horrible mess if you're no careful Just watch yourself mind - position your pencil in the wrong inkwell and you'll end up upsetting a gype cunt with a shit ton of angry brothers eager to bounce up and down on an arrogant shaggers noggin Near 40 now son - ease her down Philandering is the number one string to my bow. Not many brothers up here tbh padre, not that multi-cultural a society yet so I should be ok. Thanks for the concern though. Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Where in the states you moving to, old chap? 1/50................somewhere within 200 yards of a children's playground evens...............somewhere within 200 yards of a T-shirt factory 5/1....................Death Row (via an unfortunate children's playground "incident") 10/1..................A dedicated retirement village for the elderly in Florida 20/1..................An autopsy room (after being shot in the head after an unfortunate children's playground incident) 100000/1................A native American reservation to become chief of the Hoomama tribe after tracing his family history back Perm any 3 outcomes from 6 and you will find a treble that has more chance of coming up than his DWT efforts . Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dad said: Aye Boston - have contacts there too which is handy (means a gaff to crash at after landing ?) . Been on the cards for a fair whiley tbh son; covid slowed the dream substantially alas. So essentially picking up from where the pin was stuck in back in march '20 - only this time with some very generous assistance on the visa front from some top, top cunts. All a bit humbling truth be told - been greeting myself to sleep most nights as a result. Happy tears though finally - about fucking time ? You won’t be able to afford the medical bills you gypochondriac. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Onya old man. Hate to break it to you though, the only time it’s 40 degrees there is when you use Fahrenheit. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Dad said: Aye Boston - have contacts there too which is handy (means a gaff to crash at after landing ?) . Been on the cards for a fair whiley tbh son; covid slowed the dream substantially alas. So essentially picking up from where the pin was stuck in back in march '20 - only this time with some very generous assistance on the visa front from some top, top cunts. All a bit humbling truth be told - been greeting myself to sleep most nights as a result. Happy tears though finally - about fucking time ? Can I get your vape when you go? You'll never get that through customs. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 21 hours ago, Dad said: Ach only through winter son - come summertime, it's on with the sweat wicking gear and sunglasses owing to the 40 degree heat, then off down the fucking beach - that's the stuff ? So its too hot in summer and too cold in winter? Daft old cunt. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Could’ve flown first class with your DWT losses if you didn’t gamble Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Dad said: Bollocks son - I was there in June of 2019 and it was hot with plenty to fucking spare. For sure son - buy a DWT TShirt and I'll sling it in with the delivery ? Ach here - it's just the starting point son; once I've settled in and toured about, I'll slip into a climate more befitting my mantra (tepid with a nice breeze) ? What's the script with the t shirts Dad? Is this a code? Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: In a spaceship . We would have all happily chipped in him to take him there to get away from his ridiculous bets that were impossible not to put on as you just knew if you didn’t it would win Alas they never did Link to comment
Henry Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 13 hours ago, Fridge said: We would have all happily chipped in him to take him there Speak for yourself. Link to comment
Zeus Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Haircut - £17 (lug burning included) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 29 minutes ago, Zeus said: Haircut - £17 (lug burning included) Fuckin hell normality in ABZ has returned if Zeus is getting his hair did Link to comment
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