Rangers Going For An Indian...

[barassie_afc]

Watch the press spin these guys to be superstars, they will be fkn pish, nothing but cynical marketing ploy in my opinion, get one in on the cheap and bring in a few rupees on shirt sales....

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/2011/11/11/rangers-target-indian-market-as-boss-ally-mccoist-swoops-for-strike-duo-86908-23553475/

[tup]

 

They'll be pish, guaranteed.

 

Probably coke fiend Gow setting this up.

[barassie_afc]

 

They'll be pish, guaranteed.

 

Probably coke fiend Gow setting this up.

 

Nice touch with Gow connection....... I get it

[tup]

Gow probably lying on a beach in Goa tripping out his box thinking it would be a great idea to phone McCoist.

 

With McCoist probably sitting at home dusting his hooter agreeing with every word Gow says.

 

End result? This.

[Henry]

These guys hopefully won't let the tan-doori hit them on the arse on their way out of Curry Park.

[tup]

Aye it will be too Balti-c for them here, I'd just tikka them to the airport and poppadom back on the first plane to whatever hole they emerged fae.

[Old Wing Stand]

They will probably end up at Hamilton Accies

[barassie_afc]

Just wonder if they will all singhing from the same hymn sheet.

[tup]

I'm sure Mohammed Sarwar could make use of them in one of his cash n carry shops if not.

[Tommy]

Nan a nan ahhhh nan a nan ahhh, way hey hey, f**k the rangers.

[nastynick75]

will mike mccurry come out of retirement to referee their matches.

[tup]

will mike mccurry come out of retirement to referee their matches.

 

as long as he's Still Game I dinna see why not.

[Henry]

No doubt a few huns will be looking at a (tur)ban, given the inevitability of vile racist abuse spewing forth from the stands.

[tup]

Other players they may be interested in:

 

Naani (Man United)

Craig Samosa (Ayr United keeper)

Pat Rice (retired)

John Lamb-ie (manager)

Chic-pea Charnley (retired)

[The Boofon]

No doubt a few huns will be looking at a (tur)ban, given the inevitability of vile racist abuse spewing forth from the stands.

 

 

It's enough to make you Sikh.

[Dynamo]

They'll be after big (Rogan)Josh Maggenis next!

[Henry]

Peter Korma-ck. (retired)

[Dynamo]

The referee never took care of Naismith, but Korma did.

[Dynamo]

I just hope poppa-dom sullivan doesn't get involved in this thread.

[tup]

Anton Rogan (retired)

Josh Magennis (3rd keeper, Aberdeen)

Russell Corianderson (Derby)

[Henry]

Turmericky Foster

[The Boofon]

Peter Korma-ck. (retired)

 

Ben Foster (Ben Goalie)

[The Boofon]

Dyron Dal(l)

[Dynamo]

Vin(daloo) Diesel.

 

 

Non football related curry joke.

[Henry]

I just hope poppa-dom sullivan doesn't get involved in this thread.

 

or cu-minijc

[Henry]

Vin(daloo) Diesel.

 

 

Non football related curry joke.

 

[tup]

or cu-minijc

 

ollie1903 will be sampling this shortly.

[muttonhumper]

Huns might try and tempt Peter Paalett and Jalfrezi Fyvie awa fae us next.

[Tommy]

or cu-minijc

 

 

 

Yuk. Take Away!

[Dynamo]

ollie1903 will be sampling this shortly.

 

 

 

That'll go down like a bomb!-ay?