Big Man Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Anthony Stokes's Auntie is actually his maw... http://www.dailyreco...86908-23558168/ A source said: "The family wanted to keep things within the circle'' Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 His brother's probably his da' too... Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 John Stokes is his uncle as well, class Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Surprised no-one in his family, or any of their friends, figured things out earlier.... Stokes is the spitting image of his biological mother - they both look like fucking tinks. Link to comment
tup Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Anthony Stokes's Auntie is actually his maw... The correct parlance is 'mither'. If your auntie had balls they say..........in this case if she had a set she'd have telt young Anthony she was his mither. Cue 'Stokesy' using this as an excuse for being a complete ned next time he lands himself in the shit, 'I've got issues' the Stokes exclusive, excuse making. Lennon is depressed and paranoid and now this, Jeremy Kyle could get big ratings with a 'Celtic issues' show, get Alan Brazil in to round it off nicely, TV gold. Link to comment
tainboy Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Adaption of yer ma's a mattress Yer ma's yer auntieYer ma's yer auntie Yer ma yer ma yer ma's yer auntie Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 The correct parlance is 'mither'. If your auntie had balls they say..........in this case if she had a set she'd have telt young Anthony she was his mither. Cue 'Stokesy' using this as an excuse for being a complete ned next time he lands himself in the shit, 'I've got issues' the Stokes exclusive, excuse making. Lennon is depressed and paranoid and now this, Jeremy Kyle could get big ratings with a 'Celtic issues' show, get Alan Brazil in to round it off nicely, TV gold. she did: "Anthony has always known, since the age of two, from the time the adoption process got under way. You should never tell the kids lies, and I told them to tell him straight from the start who he is." but do you not feel mean mocking him for something he had no part in? imo, it's a private family matter, and would best have stayed that way. Link to comment
OddJob Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Fucking hell as tup says this guy could have his own soap opera Link to comment
tup Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 You're not the son of a gun runner anymore! Link to comment
Ke1t Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Nothing unusual about this when it comes to those sorts... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxLQZPqI2M&feature=related Link to comment
Dynamo Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Ask him on twitter how his ma/aunty is. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Dale Farm has been a trying time, eh guess it put his aunt/mother/grandmother over the edge. Link to comment
tup Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 At least Ireland beat Estonia 4-0 for a bit of welcome good news for the gyppos of Dale Farm. Link to comment
Big Man Posted November 14, 2011 Author Share Posted November 14, 2011 To the tune of the adams family: Yer auntie is yer mammy,Yer stepdad is a fanny,Yer maw's yer fuckin' granny,Yer brother is a Tranny,This poem is uncannyThe Stokes family. Fuck Anthony Stokes!! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 To the tune of the adams family: Yer auntie is yer mammy,Yer stepdad is a fanny,Yer maw's yer fuckin' granny,Yer brother is a Tranny,This poem is uncannyThe Stokes family. Fuck Anthony Stokes!! Yes! Link to comment
stef Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I can't believe he's only 23??? must be a typo he looks aulder than me! Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I can't believe he's only 23??? must be a typo he looks aulder than me!I thought you looked about 21? Link to comment
stef Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 I thought you looked about 21? Thank you but you're too kind x x x Link to comment
Mouse Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 To the tune of the adams family: Yer auntie is yer mammy,Yer stepdad is a fanny,Yer maw's yer fuckin' granny,Yer brother is a Tranny,This poem is uncannyThe Stokes family. Fuck Anthony Stokes!! Reminds me of... Your sister is your mother. Your son, he is your brother. You all fuck one another. The Fritzl family Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Thank you but you're too kind x x xCool. Any chance of seeing your pish flaps? Link to comment
stef Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Cool. Any chance of seeing your pish flaps? And then you go and spoil it all ....... Every chance of seeing them if you are really Mr Stef Link to comment
boboisared Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 And then you go and spoil it all ....... Every chance of seeing them if you are really Mr StefI can be whoever you want me to be. Link to comment
tup Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Reminds me of... Your sister is your mother. Your son, he is your brother. You all fuck one another. The Fritzl family Can also swap Fritzl for Cowden, in reference to the inbred supporters of Fife subhuman cracks Cowdenbeath, same difference really. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Can also swap Fritzl for Cowden, in reference to the inbred supporters of Fife subhuman cracks Cowdenbeath, same difference really. Harsh, Buck may be inbred, but subhuman? Link to comment
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