Money Making Ideas

[terenceandphilip]

Clear al your old rubbish out of the loft and garage, but don't have a car boot sale. Instead get an old kilt and cut it up into a thousand small squares, then stick a square on each item. Next, rent a shop on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh or Inverness and put up a sign "Tourist Tat".

 

 

Can't fail.

[Ke1t]

I've always thought about how much cash there is in the slave trade.

 

Catch yourself a couple of little white kids that are being neglected by their parents, who have fucked off to a Tapas bar and left them defenceless, and sell the little buggers to the Arab who makes the highest bid.

 

Tens of thousands of kids disappear every year, so clearly some fucker is raking it in.

 

I say we move in and take over the operation...

[Betty Swallicks]

I've always thought about how much cash there is in the slave trade.

 

Catch yourself a couple of little white kids that are being neglected by their parents, who have fucked off to a Tapas bar and left them defenceless, and sell the little buggers to the Arab who makes the highest bid.

 

Tens of thousands of kids disappear every year, so clearly some fucker is raking it in.

 

I say we move in and take over the operation...

 

 

I'm in.

 

I wanna be http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_Catcher

 

Show me the money!