What You Up To This Weekend

[Bluto10]

wife's away for the weekend and i'm knocking off early so will probably be sinking my first wet one in an hour or so.

thats my night sorted.

 

tomorrow:

tasty breakfast and lunch from the market.

newcastle-chelase game then either the german or english mid avo kick offs - depending on the clientele and landlord.

followed by villa-man u; barcelona-levante and then valencia-espanyol.

that'll be a medium session.

but i'll manage.

 

sunday. get the papers. chill out and maybe bit of xmas shopping.

[tommo1903]

wife's away for the weekend and i'm knocking one out over the thought of Ryan Giggs early, and will probably be sinking my first wet cock in an hour or so.

Getting bummed by gayboys, thats my night sorted.

 

tomorrow:

tasty breakfast and lunch from the market to get rid of my semen breath.

newcastle-chelase game then either the german or english mid avo kick offs - depending on the clientele and landlord of Poofs Paradise, the gaybar I'll be at all day.

followed by going to see a George Michael tribute act and watching meatspin on a loop for hours on end.

that'll be a medium session.

but i'll manage to knock a couple out, even though it'll be raw from all of the previous nights bum pounding.

 

sunday. get the papers. chill out and maybe bit of xmas shopping for crotchless leather chaps for my 16 year old boy lover

 

[Bluto10]

 

i cant believe i wrote that.

 

[GK55]

Tonight - not a thing - maybe a beer or 2

 

Tomorrow - get a few house things done, gym in the , go to my football in the afternoon (suspended), then at night going to Poldinos for a meal

 

Sunday - no plans

[riverplate83]

wife's away for the weekend and i'm knocking off early

 

Im expecting your wife round sometime soon,ill probably just be knocking her off this wknd.

[Bluto10]

you catching up with old ian-y boy this weekend riverplate?

[Ke1t]

Got the flu, so I'll be staying in bed and crying and feeling sorry for myself, and wanking myself well to hard core cable porns.

 

So I'll need to get the wife to go out and get me my weekend supplies.... Theraflu, Vicks, Nyquil, Jack Daniels, and Medicated Kleenex. Get ready for a drunken, coughing, snottery wankfest to my new favourite thick slutty, London Andrews.

 

[tup]

Got the flu, so I'll be staying in bed and crying and feeling sorry for myself, and wanking myself well to hard core cable porns.

 

So I'll need to get the wife to go out and get me my weekend supplies.... Theraflu, Vicks, Nyquil, Jack Daniels, and Medicated Kleenex. Get ready for a drunken, coughing, snottery wankfest to my new favourite thick slutty, London Andrews.

 

 

That's the 2nd time you've had it recently.

 

You sure you're keeping OK?

[Ke1t]

That's the 2nd time you've had it recently.

 

You sure you're keeping OK?

 

What, a flu-wank?

 

Naw, the loon's at kindergarten now... so he's constantly bringing hame fucking colds and flus. Sick of it, I am. He's been off school all week, and I've had to cancel two on-sites this week because I woke up feeling like I'd been jumped by furious casuals.... I could gargle the Star Spangled Banner with the phlegm and mucus and infected snotter at the back of my throat....

 

..currently laying in bed watching a rerun of some Jenny Jones show, "Is my teenage daughter a massive whore?" And I'm going to go ahead and say, yeah, your teenage daughters are pretty much massive whores.

 

Daytime TV is the shit.

 

But later... London Andrews.

 

Anyway, I'm being rude, how are you Tup... you aye fine?

[tup]

What, a flu-wank?

 

Naw, the loon's at kindergarten now... so he's constantly bringing hame fucking colds and flus. Sick of it, I am. He's been off school all week, and I've had to cancel two on-sites this week because I woke up feeling like I'd been jumped by furious casuals.... I could gargle the Star Spangled Banner with the phlegm and mucus and infected snotter at the back of my throat....

 

..currently laying in bed watching a rerun of some Jenny Jones show, "Is my teenage daughter a massive whore?" And I'm going to go ahead and say, yeah, your teenage daughters are pretty much massive whores.

 

Daytime TV is the shit.

 

But later... London Andrews.

 

Anyway, I'm being rude, how are you Tup... you aye fine?

 

Tell me about it, half my kids school has an illness just now, my daughter had it for nearly a week, I thought she was malingering, so I was forcing her to do stuff, massively against her will it must be said.

 

Then I got it myself, knocked the shit from me for 36 hours solid, got zero sympathy obviously, nobody considers manfluenza to be real.

 

Aye I'm brand new, as ever, I shall be working this weekend, therefore I won't be doing anything of interest to anyone on here.

[tommo1903]

...I was forcing her to do stuff, massively against her will it must be said.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Kelt seems to have a bit of the George Michael about him lately

 

 

 

Tonight a takeaway and a box of wine

 

Tomorrow, fuck knows, mebbe go walking a bit.

 

Sunday, Wee Miss Byen has several friends coming over, so eh'll be trying to avoid them all.

 

Missing the fitba season over here already

[King Street Loon]

Missus is out, so I'm having a night in in front of the tv with the dog and a few beers.

The dogs a bit out of sorts after his castration, so keeping an eye on him.

 

Tomorrow heading down to the Christmas Market in Westhill, then put coupon on and listen to the footy.

Heading to Nargile later on for a fine feed, then drinks.

 

Sunday is Christmas Tree hunting in Tyrebagger woods, then the dogs getting a haircut in Banchory.

[chief_wiggum]

 

 

 

Holy Shit! That's my weekend sorted, Better tell the wife ti fack off I'm in lurve

[madjockmcferson]

I was going to go to DC. Then I was going to go to Colonial Williamsburg. Now I've decided I'm going to bed. I'm knackered.

[OddJob]

Tonight - Few games of FIFA12

 

Saturday - Working until midday then round to the Spiders for lunch and a few beers. Could end up heading to Murdos later on

 

Sunday - Visiting my grandma and then my grandad later on

 

 

Next Friday is better, my works xmas lunch then carnage afterwards. Free bar as well for about 4 hours or so = craziness

[Dynamo]

I'm doing fuck all this weekend.

[tup]

I'm staying at my folks in Balmedie for the weekend.

 

I'm doing fuck all though.

 

Few quiet beers tonight, big long all night stored yellow roast beef aroma'd pish in the in-laws shower first thing?

[riverplate83]

now that im finished with bloots wife,im going down to glasgow early tomorrow,meeting up with my weegie/dons mate driving to the game..

 

Then oot on the town in weegie land for a couple of days and no working till next thurs..

 

So apart from the dons game cracking wknd all round.

[dazzy_deff]

This morning played a few games of FIFA12. Then came offshore in the afternoon so my weekend is.

 

Tonight - watch soaps then surf the net then early night.

Tomorrow - Work a 12 hour shift, watch crap TV then Match of the Day then sleep.

Sunday - Work a 12 hour shift, watch crap TV then Match of the Day 2 then sleep.

 

Happy fuckin days.

[riverplate83]

This morning played a few games of FIFA12. Then came offshore in the afternoon so my weekend is.

 

Tonight - watch soaps then surf the net then early night.

Tomorrow - Work a 12 hour shift, watch crap TV then Match of the Day then sleep.

Sunday - Work a 12 hour shift, watch crap TV then Match of the Day 2 then sleep.

 

Happy fuckin days.

 

What dont kill you makes you stronger bud..

[dazzy_deff]

What dont kill you makes you stronger bud..

Tell me about it. Ease myself in over the weekend though. Few easy jobs then into the proper stuff on Monday.

[riverplate83]

Tell me about it. Ease myself in over the weekend though. Few easy jobs then into the proper stuff on Monday.

 

The dons will win to lighten your mood then onwards and upwards, !

[Bluto10]

What dont kill you makes you stronger bud..

 

That's a great line from Ian b song. Corpses isn't it.

 

Good fan rio. !!!!

[Henry]

Tell me about it. Ease myself in over the weekend though. Few easy blow-jobs then into the proper stuff on Monday.

 

[OneBeboMaguire]

Friday - fuck all, shattered after work so chilled out.

Saturday - fuck all, not going to the football so will contemplate doing the same as friday.

Sunday - Might take in the 19's game at pittodrie but nae sure

[K OK]

Going round to friends house for a BBQ during the day, drink then out in Melbourne at night, first weekend back here so looking forward to it!

[a don in oz]

Today, house shit... doing it all since the wife has had major surgery a few weeks back... better to hit the load in one day if possible though rather than drag the torture through the entire week. Tomorrow, a friends birthday party. She's an absolute belter of a girl so should be a good time out. Mixed in between that, playing Skyrim when I can and googling frantically and then knocking out a couple to that woman that Kelt enlightened us all to. What a bod.

[Dom Sullivan]

Wife away in London for the weekend.

 

She's only been away since this morning and already being run ragged by daughter - oh ma heid!

 

Stuff this househusband pish for a malarky

[Sonoftherock]

Played poker last night.... only lost $30, which is a good result for me.

 

It's going to be 36C today, so I'm just packing my stuff up and heading to the beach!