Bluto10 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 4 lads mags, handful of sandwhiches ginsters buffet bars and couple packs of dairylea lunchables. Link to comment
Big Man Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Packet of chewing gum. Spearmint. Asda Middleton Park. Get it right up you Asda.... Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Wasnt from a shop, but a framed photgraph of Steve McQueen on the motorbike from The Great Escape from a bar in South Queensferry, circa 2007. Was quite apt, as it was a great acheivement getting out the bar un-noticed! No idea why. Link to comment
Pash Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 A cream egg when I was about 3? Had elastic bits at the bottom of my trousers so just chucked it doon ma breeks then carried on following my mum around the shop . :thumbs: Got busted eating it in the car on the way home though. Almost the perfect crime. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 This reminds me A picture from the bog wall of the Copthorne Hotel Used a knife to unscrew the screws. I was out for a meal I had mussels then steak. a real man would have just ripped it off the wall. bad_mobby = loser. Link to comment
tup Posted December 5, 2011 Author Share Posted December 5, 2011 SHOPlifted guys, not stolen. Keep it on topic. I once stole a stone gargoyle from a hotel, by fuck it was heavy, which gives me an idea for a post on the 'Heaviest Thing' thread, I was blootered, just set the cunting thing in the house, but it was un-nerving me. Anyway, few days later there was an appeal in the paper for it's return FFS! Guilt trip on me then, I had to get blazing again, and return to the scene of the crime, and put the fucker back, amazingly I never got caught. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 My pal tried to nick the plastic crocodile that was on the wall of the old charlies.Couldn't sneak it past the bouncer though. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I shoplifted some comics from Plan9 in Rosemount when I was younger. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 SHOPlifted guys, not stolen. Keep it on topic. I once stole a stone gargoyle from a hotel, by fuck it was heavy, which gives me an idea for a post on the 'Heaviest Thing' thread, I was blootered, just set the cunting thing in the house, but it was un-nerving me. Anyway, few days later there was an appeal in the paper for it's return FFS! Guilt trip on me then, I had to get blazing again, and return to the scene of the crime, and put the fucker back, amazingly I never got caught. Similar tale when I stole a flashing blue light off a fire hydrant in Keith many moons ago. Appeal in the paper for the culprits to be named. WH Smith is prime shoplifting spots in airports. I generally walk in, pick up a couple of books and go to till to buy a bag of crisps while still holding the books. Nobody ever bats an eyelid as you're at the till paying for stuff so noone suspects you're actually shoplifting. Robbing bastards charge over a quid a bag anyway so I feel not at all guilty. Beats downloading the things for a kindle anyway. Books are the future. The perfect crime. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I shoplifted some comics from Plan9 in Rosemount when I was younger. plan 9 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 plan 9 I had to compliment my nerdy side with a bit of rebellion. Link to comment
Mouse Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Packet of sweets in a shop in Majorca in 1993. Was only 7 and had opened them up and started eating them in the shop, the shopowner came after me and I ran outside and hid until my parents came out the shop who never knew what happened Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Packet of polos when I was on the Hull to Rotterdam ferry at age 10. Forgot I had them in my hand when I walked out of the place. There was no appeal in the paper... Must have been about 15p a pack back then but still felt very guilty when I realised... Link to comment
delta1red Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 A Scotland top which ended up with me being arrested. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 An Armani duffle coat. Impressive. Link to comment
redsector Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 6 Pairs of stonewashed jeans out of Topman 1986. sold for a tenner a pair Link to comment
jassb Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I pinched a book to help me do the Rubkis Cube. No idea how much it was selling for. But it was worthless cos I never did complete the Rubiks Cube. Until I realised you could pull it to bits and put it back the right way. Useless book never told me that, I worked it out all on my own. Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 I've never lifted a shop. Stole a pack of fruit polos (they were ace) by accident when I was wee though. Link to comment
dervish Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Used my dad as a mule for the theft of a Mars bar. In shop "Dad can I get a Mars bar?" "No!"... put it in his jacket pocket when he wasn't looking then got it back out when in the house. EDIT: Oh aye does milk out of the bakers after a night out count? Everyone else was doing it.... EDIT 2: What about dine and dash does that count? Link to comment
OneBeboMaguire Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 A solitary Creme Egg, hardy bastard Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 a sofa Can you give us your technique for shoplifting a sofa please? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 John Menzies on Inverness high street was the shoplifting centre of the world when I was a teenager. Never stole anything more expensive than a pack of AA batteries but it was all about the buzz and being as brazen as possible without getting caught. The downstairs bit was basically a free for all. Why pay? Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Biggest thing I've ever stole was a giant replica of an Ice Cream Mars Bar from out the front of a shop in Dumfries. Perfect replica, about 3 foot tall. Smart looking item. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 a packet of hubba bubba, a bottle of tropical lucozade and a packet of riesen's Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 a packet of hubba bubba, a bottle of tropical lucozade and a packet of riesen's All at once or on separate occasions? Link to comment
zander Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The shopie fan we were in 1st year at School used to get looted, popped stuff in your pals hoods until the boy caught my pal sticking a loaf o bread doon his jacket. Mind the auld Sweetie shop got robbed by a few of the boys older than me one used to crawl along the ground one went in and bought sweeties, fan he left the wifey went back in her living room boy loots the shop, holds the bell on the door on the way oot. She kens no better. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 A pair of fitba boots fae Stadium Sports. Jim Sim......sorry Link to comment
Bobby Connor Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 The shopie fan we were in 1st year at School used to get looted, popped stuff in your pals hoods until the boy caught my pal sticking a loaf o bread doon his jacket. Mind the auld Sweetie shop got robbed by a few of the boys older than me one used to crawl along the ground one went in and bought sweeties, fan he left the wifey went back in her living room boy loots the shop, holds the bell on the door on the way oot. She kens no better. Shop owner on our estate was affectionately known as the 'White Paki'. Was open 475 days of the year and then died. Link to comment
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