Robbie Winters Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 A girl in my work is debating on gifting her Uncle, who in fact is an ex AFC player a scented candle for his Xmas. I have told her that this is probably not a good idea but we wanted clarification from you lot as she is really struggling for ideas ?He is old school style football player, not a modern day Chris Clark type. What other suggestions could be put forward as a plan B ? Link to comment
tup Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Home brew kit, most old school fitba players are alkies nowadays, he'll prefer that to a scented fucking candle for sure. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 >get one of them< The perfect gift for him so he can slit his wrists because of the shit Christmas present his niece bought him. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 The perfect gift for him so he can slit his wrists because of the shit Christmas present his niece bought him. Boof, I have been told you might get sent a candle from said neice as that suggestion was quite aggressive Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Boof, I have been told you might get sent a candle from said neice as that suggestion was quite aggressive I'd rather have a candle than a leatherman so that's a result. Link to comment
tup Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Elton John likes his candles, especially in the wind. Link to comment
tainboy Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Actually he likes them rammed up his arse. Link to comment
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