Tips For Broon - Chat Solutions

[Dynamo]

Craig min, look no further. We have the solutions to your problems. Follow this and you should see the Dons climb the table in no time!

 

Firstly, If you see these gentlemen anywhere near Pittodrie, tell them to go home.

 

 

 

Sacrificial lambs if you will. Not only are they not good enough, it sends a message to the support that you're weeding out the dead wood.

 

Secondly, these are goals - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsZ-ETEbqM

 

I know you are aware that in football it is good that one of these do not go in your own net. Not conceding a goal is known as a clean sheet, which you well know.

 

HOWEVER, instead of winning 1 point for not conceding, you can double this up by scoring one yourself to win 3 points (home or away!!!).

 

Thirdly, as you know, on January 1st, for one month, you can sign players again (HURRAH!).

 

So in case you missed it in the summer (you did), i have taken the time to compile a list of positions that we need players for.

 

In no particular order-

 

A left back - You can then use Jack/Foster at right back.

A right sided midfielder - Fyvie is not one.

A creative striker - To replace Maguire.

 

There are others neede but in such a short space of time, maybe 3 is the ebst we can hope for

 

Fourthly, take the arm band of Foster. Give it to Arnasen, it was a silly thing to do in the first place, admit you were wrong and get on with it.

 

And lastly and most importantly, have a go at other teams - home games isn't so much of a problem, but away games too! There is nothing to fear in this league. Attack them from the off and you can get them on the back foot from the off! Dunfermline game being a prime example. ATTACK!

[Rossshepherd]

Worst part Is he signed Clark so obviously rates him and wasn't just stuck with him.

[Redstar]

It a nice thought Dynamo but it's way to late for this befuddled old fool...My tip would be Resignation failing that Euthanasia

[Stoney]

If you drop this dude...........We might (MIGHT) have a fighting chance

[Dandyesque]

If you drop this dude...........We might (MIGHT) have a fighting chance

 

Start with 2 forwards in every game.

 

At least 2 forwards

[King Street Loon]

If you drop this dude...........We might (MIGHT) have a fighting chance

 

It's going to take more than that stoney

[Dynamo]

It's going to take more than that stoney

 

 

I don't think Mawene is as bad as some make him out to be. Not a long term partner for Considine though hopefully.

[Redstar]

I don't think Mawene is as bad as some make him out to be. Not a long term partner for Considine though hopefully.

He's certainly not the nig*er in the wood pile some make him out to be....there's a few white nig*ers ahead of him in the que!!

[rossafc92]

My tips:

 

- If possible, always start with the team that beat Dunfermline and Dundee United at home in September/October. At the moment, it is the only strategy that works for us.

 

- Go for it from the start, we seem to do well when we get a goal in the first 20 minutes. The likes of Osbourne and Arnason are calming influences in midfield that mean we're more capable of holding on to a lead.

 

- Never start Chris Clark. If you have to however, make sure it is in the middle and not out wide or right back. Much more comfortable in the middle, however that is no excuse to start him.

 

- Give Peter Pawlett a chance. Attacking players get you goals.

 

- If you are still here, bring in a wide man (preferably left sided) and creative style striker (like Maguire) in January. Loan deals will do just fine, must be heaps of options down south.

 

Those are just a few.

[Stoney]

I don't think Mawene is as bad as some make him out to be. Not a long term partner for Considine though hopefully.

 

 

Not really down to my opinion, other teams are going after him and exploiting our week link week after week! Its obvious that teams are going to get a goal from us by playing the long ball or putting the ball in behind him.

 

The amount of goals we have lost with him pricking about on the ball in our own box is a joke!

 

Do you think he is good enough to play for any of the top 6 sides?

 

This guy wouldnt have made our bench 3 seasons ago.

[tup]

Ignore the doubters, the damage was done to the club by Mark McGhee and will take a while to rectify fully, the signs are there that we are in the process of recovering.

 

There's no jinx, we've simply had poor managers who lost the courage of their convictions by listening to the doubters.

 

Ban the Daily Record from Pittodrie, sine die, for abhorrent reports on Naismith and Aluko in recent times.

[fine-n-dandy]

Craig min, look no further. We have the solutions to your problems. Follow this and you should see the Dons climb the table in no time!

 

Firstly, If you see these gentlemen anywhere near Pittodrie, tell them to go home.

 

 

 

Sacrificial lambs if you will. Not only are they not good enough, it sends a message to the support that you're weeding out the dead wood.

 

Secondly, these are goals - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTsZ-ETEbqM

 

I know you are aware that in football it is good that one of these do not go in your own net. Not conceding a goal is known as a clean sheet, which you well know.

 

HOWEVER, instead of winning 1 point for not conceding, you can double this up by scoring one yourself to win 3 points (home or away!!!).

Thirdly, as you know, on January 1st, for one month, you can sign players again (HURRAH!).

 

So in case you missed it in the summer (you did), i have taken the time to compile a list of positions that we need players for.

 

In no particular order-

 

A left back - You can then use Jack/Foster at right back.

A right sided midfielder - Fyvie is not one.

A creative striker - To replace Maguire.

 

There are others neede but in such a short space of time, maybe 3 is the ebst we can hope for

 

Fourthly, take the arm band of Foster. Give it to Arnasen, it was a silly thing to do in the first place, admit you were wrong and get on with it.

 

And lastly and most importantly, have a go at other teams - home games isn't so much of a problem, but away games too! There is nothing to fear in this league. Attack them from the off and you can get them on the back foot from the off! Dunfermline game being a prime example. ATTACK!

 

 

Good post but em! Where did you learn maths?

[Stoney]

the sign being? Being on the worst run in the clubs history?

 

Being bottom of the league for the second time since mcghee was sacked?

 

Compairing brown and mcghee is like compairing mawene and ifil

[Dynamo]

Good post but em! Where did you learn maths?

 

Haha, I didn't mean double of 1...I meant double up not conceding bu scoring yourself. Didn't word it well.

[Redstar]

Ignore the doubters, the damage was done to the club by Mark McGhee and will take a while to rectify fully, the signs are there that we are in the process of recovering.

 

There's no jinx, we've simply had poor managers who lost the courage of their convictions by listening to the doubters.

 

Ban the Daily Record from Pittodrie, sine die, for abhorrent reports on Naismith and Aluko in recent times.

 

Hud on min....Broons one of their most prolific contributors

[Tommy]

Good post but em! Where did you learn maths?

 

 

His old man taught him.

[fine-n-dandy]

Haha, I didn't mean double of 1...I meant double up not conceding bu scoring yourself. Didn't word it well.

 

Ah ok then sorry.

 

Didn't realise you meant double 0 = 2.

My mistake

 

[Stoney]

Ignore the doubters, the damage was done to the club by Mark McGhee and will take a while to rectify fully, the signs are there that we are in the process of recovering.

 

There's no jinx, we've simply had poor managers who lost the courage of their convictions by listening to the doubters.

 

Ban the Daily Record from Pittodrie, sine die, for abhorrent reports on Naismith and Aluko in recent times.

 

"I keep hearing players trotting out all these statistics about how Aberdeen are controlling games without winning, but it's all total bollocks."

 

The only stat that matters to Aberdeen fans at the moment is the fact they have taken 13 points from 16 matches and are last of the 12 teams in the top flight. Under Brown they have amassed one point from their last five games and won three all season.

[tup]

Hud on min....Broons one of their most prolific contributors

 

Is he?

 

I dinna ever read it, but I've seen the shite lies they made up about 'wee Naisy' and nasty old Aberdeen demanding compensation for Aluko which they are contractually due for a diving, snivelling, cheating, whining little bastard of a player they spent

[seanthesheep]

Ignore the doubters, the damage was done to the club by Mark McGhee and will take a while to rectify fully, the signs are there that we are in the process of recovering.

 

There's no jinx, we've simply had poor managers who lost the courage of their convictions by listening to the doubters.

 

Ban the Daily Record from Pittodrie, sine die, for abhorrent reports on Naismith and Aluko in recent times.

 

 

Aye carry on Old chap. You know what yer doing and just ignore some of the posters on here (especially the one with Ricky Foster's picture in his posts)

 

Anyone can see there have been improvements on last seasons team and a couple more out the door and brought in and we will shoot right up this pysh league.

[tup]

"I keep hearing players trotting out all these statistics about how Aberdeen are controlling games without winning, but it's all total bollocks."

 

The only stat that matters to Aberdeen fans at the moment is the fact they have taken 13 points from 16 matches and are last of the 12 teams in the top flight. Under Brown they have amassed one point from their last five games and won three all season.

 

Well there is also the fact we have played the top three twice, nobody else has.

 

We're much about such with six or seven other clubs.

 

That in itself is progress, because we were by far the worst team in the league when McGhee left.

[fine-n-dandy]

 

Ban the Daily Record from Pittodrie,

 

 

Yeah fair enough but first pull out the Jim Bett story & pin it up all over the dressing room & the corridors.

[tup]

Yeah fair enough but first pull out the Jim Bett story & pin it up all over the dressing room & the corridors.

 

Na fuck that, I admired Bett as a player, but they only went to him as he played for the hun, and they will do anything to undermine us.

 

Anyone with the Dons truly at heart would not entertain the Daily Record, written by scumbags, for scumbags.

[seanthesheep]

Yeah fair enough but first pull out the Jim Bett story & pin it up all over the dressing room & the corridors.

 

what's the Jim Bett story???

[Ke1t]

You've got no width, so there's no point playing 4-4-2.... And no matter how much you'd like to think Chris Clark can play on the wing, he can't.

 

He was terrified to take his man on BEFORE we punted the fucker to whatever League XI Club he's been playing at the last few years, and by all accounts he's gotten worse. And a 'winger' who can't go past his man is no winger at all. Good job with the 3 year deal, btw, you daft old cunt.

 

So, go 4-3-3... play your hoofball through the middle, put Arnie and Ozzie right in the middle to fuck up anyone who tries to dominate us in the centre, and make sure you get the ball from back to front as quick as you can. Concentrate on scoring goals and pray to your fucking gods that we can start scoring one more goal than the other cunts.

[Redstar]

Is he?

 

I dinna ever read it, but I've seen the shite lies they made up about 'wee Naisy' and nasty old Aberdeen demanding compensation for Aluko which they are contractually due for a diving, snivelling, cheating, whining little bastard of a player they spent

[Tommy]

 

It's the irony that I like....who the fu*k would listen???

 

 

Sadly, the team he selects.

[Redstar]

Sadly, the team he selects.

He's got to go soon surely to fu*k this can't go on until the New Year...giving this old idiot signing rites in Jan is just not an option...every week he stays is making the next poor buggers job go from hard to near impossible...Managerless would be a better option

[fine-n-dandy]

what's the Jim Bett story???

 

He's written in Todays record.

There's a thread on here about it "nice one Jazzer" I think.

[tup]

Crazy talk, he's not doing that badly, in his defence he's been hamstrung by various problems, not all of which were his doing.

 

If the fans constantly undermine the manager, it won't matter who takes the job, because it will be mission impossible.

 

Folk saying the problems run deeper than the manager, maybe it's the hyper-criticism from the stands that destroys the confidence about the place?