What Have You Not Done Today?

[tommo1903]

I haven't listened to an album right the way through.

 

What have you not done?

[riverplate83]

i havent listened to an album all the way through either.

 

its a sign o the times...

[amancalledbuck]

Work.

 

It's my day off.

 

I've listened to 2 albums all the way through.

[fatshaft]

Not done work either.

 

I haven't played golf (though I did hit 200 balls at Aspire)

 

I haven't had sex (either normal, or batty boy)

 

I haven't had a curry

[riverplate83]

Work.

 

It's my day off.

 

I've listened to 2 albums all the way through.

 

what eens?

[tommo1903]

what eens?

 

Off Topic. That post should go to Spikin Shite.

 

I haven't ironed anything today.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I haven't bungee jumped.Done a shitKnittedPrayedAte tacos

I have listened to Velociraptor all the way through though

[tommo1903]

I haven't bungee jumped.Done a shitKnittedPrayedAte tacos

I have listened to Velociraptor all the way through though

 

That wasn't the question.

 

I also haven't knitted.

[Big Man]

i havent listened to an album all the way through either.

 

its a sign o the times...

 

I knew you were the type of cunt who would be in to Prince and that.

 

[riverplate83]

Sign of the times is a great album .

 

i havent called anyone a fuckwit today...

[riverplate83]

 

I have listened to Velociraptor all the way through though

 

Wow,grim stuff...

 

i havent listened to kasabian...

[tommo1903]

I knew you were the type of cunt who would be in to Prince and that.

 

 

[Big Man]

I haven't called anybody a poke nose bastard who can't take a simple joke....

 

today.

[delta1red]

I haven't had a wank today.

[Dynamo]

I haven't called anyone a hun bastard today.

 

 

 

No wait, I have.

[King Street Loon]

I haven't had a poop yet.

[granite sheep]

I haven't gone to ma bed yet

[terenceandphilip]

I haven't thought about anything.

[riverplate83]

I haven't thought about anything.

 

[terenceandphilip]

that's got me thinking

[muttondressedaslamb]

I wonder if Fatshaft has avoided homosexual tendencies todayDoubt it.

[Guest milne_afc]

I haven't paid my electric bill.

[terenceandphilip]

I never saw a paper tiger all day long.

[muttondressedaslamb]

I never found out why my thread was deleted.I never swam with dolphins.I never read any Harold Pinter or Chekhov.I never prospected for oils and minerals in Antarctica. I never chinned a lazy colleague..

[daytripping]

I forgot to do any work, I was there but It just didn't get done, maybe do some later.

 

I also didn't have sex nor did I do an ounce of coke.

 

I never went within 200 metres of a gym either, was worried I'd bump into steroid freak Minijc and he'd pin me down and rape me.

 

Apart from that it was a good day.

 

EDIT; I don't mean it would have been a good day if Minijc had tracked me down and raped me.

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh haven't masturbated furiously in public..............................yet

[tainboy]

I have not pissed with a hard on today. You know the ones where you have to do a combination of trying to bend it down ways while also stooping over the bog and ending up pissing down the back of the seat and onto the floor.

 

I have had both individually though.

[tommo1903]

Today, I haven't watched television.

[Bluto10]

i havent listened to an album all the way through either.

 

 

not even one of big b's?

 

have you high 5ed the brownmeistergeneral today?

[Bluto10]

today i have not thrown water balloons at passing cyclists

 

and nor have i let down any bicycle tyres.