Question Gentlemen?

[Big Man]

Question: Who is this lassy, and would you pump her?

 

- No cheating.

 

 

 

[Dom Sullivan]

Nae idea who she is but looks a bit Tranny-ish to me.

 

Trick question BM?

 

Mair cock than Grampian Country Chickens, perhaps?

[ollie1903]

Nae idea. Looks like a bloke. No.

[centraldon]

That's no a gentleman, gentlemen.

[Big Man]

 

Bastards.

 

I was hoping to catch out a few with this one.

 

You are indeed correct - this is the most expensive UK based tranny ever made -

[King Street Loon]

That's a bloke.

 

Nice try bigman.

Those lonely Edina nights are getting to you.

Surfing the net for Transvestites now.

[Dom Sullivan]

Gads.

 

 

[centraldon]

Try the lady boys from Thailand/Bankok (and locality). Fucked if I can tell. And fucked if I can't.

[GlezgaRed]

She has more make-up trowelled onto her face than Kate Siverton and Natasha Kaplinsky put together !!

[The Boofon]

She has more make-up trowelled onto her face than Kate Siverton and Natasha Kaplinsky put together !!

 

I'd have a right old time with that make no mistake.

 

Glad I got to this one before Cheesepipes and crazybullsheep though as I wouldn't want to be pulling out of that battered ring in third place. At least by entering first I've got a chance of getting a bit of sweetcorn jammed in the japper in the lucky sphincter dip.

 

I imagine she's* a right dirty cow as well. Well she'd have to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* Top tip. As long as you keep repeating it's a she you'll maintain an erection. :thumbs:

[BrianFaePerth]

It should ask for its money back, coz it's been ripped off big style.

 

 

The more pertinent question is why is Big Man sitting all alone in Edinburgh looking at trannies :itch-chin:

[minijc]

Even knowing the truth i'd still tak a gobble off it.

[Nespa]

I think the question is if you were firing into her/him and he/she then told you he/she was really a bloke would you flee or at least take a wank?

 

id prob flee depending how drunk or if anybody would find out!!

[ollie1903]

I think the question is if you were firing into her/him and he/she then told you he/she was really a bloke would you flee or at least take a wank?

 

id prob flee depending how drunk or if anybody would find out!!

I'd Francis Begbie the cunt

[The Boofon]

I'd Francis Begbie the cunt

Begbie never did anything to the trannie though apart from grab the trannies balls and say what the fuck.

 

Well done for coming out ollie. :applause:

[Henry]

 

Any takers?

 

[beef_sister]

 

Any takers?

 

Aye, Me

[ollie1903]

Fa's 'at, and fit does it dee?

[Sheep#1]

Aye, Me

Like cock eh? Never thought you seemed the type.

[Henry]

Fa's 'at, and fit does it dee?

 

Carmen Carrera

 

Model

 

Born Christopher Roman

 

Unwilling to confirm whether she/he has had her cock and balls off.

[chief_wiggum]

 

Bastards.

 

I was hoping to catch out a few with this one.

 

You are indeed correct - this is the most expensive UK based tranny ever made - £250 K worth...

 

 

 

 

 

Her name is Jason.

 

 

For that money you would think they would pay attention to the details, they seem to have attached his/her left leg at a 90 degree angle?

[BrianFaePerth]

Like cock eh? Never thought you seemed the type.

 

 

Doesn't surprise me. The likes of him, cheesepipes and all the other self-proclaimed fanny merchants seem to have a penchant for the cock. Clearly covering up for their poofy tendencies.

[Henry]

 

 

For that money you would think they would pay attention to the details, they seem to have attached his/her left leg at a 90 degree angle?

 

Her/his right tit appears to have been attached as an afterthought too.

[ollie1903]

This cunt? Weird

 

Carmen Carrera

 

Model

 

Born Christopher Roman

 

Unwilling to confirm whether she/he has had her cock and balls off.

[spamspamspam]

Personally I think the ones we have to worry about are the ones posting the pictures up.

 

Whats the thought process behind their post exactly? I think its a case of them flicking through whatever womans mag website, seeing a pic of a 'bird' and thinking to themselves fuck aye, I'd be in that like a rat up a drainpipe. Then the realisation hits, fuck, thats a bloke so they come on here and try and get us to say aye, tap at like to make their own little fetish seem a little more normal.

 

Sorry gents, both are a no from me and yes, you are a bit bent and you do like the cock.

[Poodler]

Bluto?

[beef_sister]

Like cock eh? Never thought you seemed the type.

If i ever meet you Sheepy you better watch your arse

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Yon thing below is a man.

 

"patricia arajuo" or something I believe (from bitter experience, I would not advise doing a web search in a place of work)

 

While, on one hand, one can only applaud modern plastic / cosmetic surgery, I do think its a disgrace that skilled doctors put their time into this kind of shite, when so many people around the world have a poor quality of life for want of basic surgical procedures.

 

 

 

 

[Clydeside_Sheep]

 

Bastards.

 

I was hoping to catch out a few with this one.

 

You are indeed correct - this is the most expensive UK based tranny ever made - £250 K worth...

 

 

 

Christ id want my money back.

 

Id easily ride the thing harcus posted though

[elephantstone78]

I would have a go on everyone above. Harcus and clydeside included.